Roleplay Title

The Peculiar Perils Of Pandaman {Part 2}

People Used/Mentioned

Carly Scott, Colin Leslie, Narrator, C.H.I.M.P., Queen Lizzie

Next Match

Dave Haile vs. El Dood

OOC

If you missed Part 1 it can be seen on the PPV board. El Dood can only use his school computer so he wont be able to roleplay for the match on Raw, we've already schedualed a rematch but I plan on lecturing everone who didnt roleplay for Raw and I cant do that if I didnt roleplay myself. So here we are... Enjoy!

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As Shattered Dreams Entertainment comes back from another once again the fans in the arena are taken aback as all of a sudden the massive visage of a Panda appears on the Titantron. Numerous groans emerge from the fans yet there are a few people that burst into cheer as the cheesy theme music to "The Peculiar Perils of Pandaman" begins to play throughout the arena's speaker system� Woman:  Pandaman, Pandaman, does whatever a panda can, sits on his ass, eating bamboo, when he feels like it he goes for a poo, look out, here comes a Pandaman! The scene then cuts from the Pandaman logo to the exact same freeze-frame that ended the previous instalment of "The Peculiar Perils of Pandaman". In it, Pandaman, Cloverman and She-Gnome (better known as David Haile, Colin Leslie and Carly Scott, just with capes and make-up) are stood in Pandaman's secret lair The Panda Pad staring with awe at a large screen in the centre of the base. On this screen is a large cybernetic, hero irritating, mechanical primate with his hand poised on a lever that looks as if it's freshly been pulled. A narrator talks over this scene to welcome you back to the strangest and most useless series even remotely linked to the world of sports entertainment� Narrator: When we left our hero last time, his current arch nemesis C.H.I.M.P. had just put his evil Bananatron into action after kidnapping Pandaman's pet duck and plotting to turn all of the world leaders into giant bananas. I'm sure our hero has an idea on how to stop this evil metal monkey and save the day once again� The scene then comes back into play as C.H.I.M.P. presses down the lever until it clicks. Dave, Carly and Colin all cringe in suspense yet instead of hearing a loud bang or anything remotely dramatic like they were expecting, all they heard was a small squeak followed by a faint trickle of water. The camera that was focused on C.H.I.M.P. suddenly pans out to reveal the fact that C.H.I.M.P. has just pulled the lever of a juice maker as tiny streams of orange juice trickle slowly into a glass. The three superheroes breath a sigh of relief but C.H.I.M.P. does not seem so happy. He lets out a loud growl and swings one of his giant mechanical paws knocking both the juice maker and the cup across the room, making a loud crash on impact causing Dave, Carly and Colin to pay attention once more. C.H.I.M.P.: Stupid fucking� No matter, a minor set back! Here is the proper lever� what was my line again? Oh right� fixed your toy helicopter� all futile� yada yada yada� There's no way you can stop me� Off camera voice: Just pull the fucking lever! C.H.I.M.P.: Right� With a maniacal laugh, C.H.I.M.P. pulls the lever, this time seems more dramatic as a high pitched screaming sound then begins to emit, a circle of purple waves shooting out from where the lever was pulled as the camera shot appears outside of Mount Monkey as the blue waves emit rapidly out from this obscure mountain island. The camera then bounces from country to country, showing the World leaders turning into giant bananas, President Bush, Tony Blair, that French guy nobody likes, all of them suddenly turning into bananas as the purple waves pass through them. The shot then returns to the Panda Pad where Dave, Carly and Colin watch on in horror. With one final laugh, C.H.I.M.P. turns off his camera and the screen in the Panda Pad goes blank as the trio begin to exchange worrisome glances. Colin: What do we do now? I guess we need to find some way to turn them back into humans again before its too late. Dave: Yeah you're right! We can't have Tony Blair left as a banana! There's already enough shit going against him, if this leaks out to the press then they'll eat him alive� Literally! All of a sudden a bright red light begins to flash on the console beneath the large screen, beeping with every flash. Dave holds up his hand to Carly and Colin as he approaches the console and presses the flashing button before looking up on the screen. Sat there to greet him sits her majesty Queen Elizabeth II. Dave's jaw drops as he stares up at this gigantic portrayal of Britain's monarch. Dave quickly bows and begins to speak, stuttering as he does so, still in shock to see the Queen on his screen. Dave: Your majesty, what a pleasant surprise, I don't wish to sound rude at all but� why aren't you a giant banana? Queen Lizzy: Its rather obvious really Mr. Haile, C.H.I.M.P.'s machine was programmed to turn all world leaders into giant bananas and you know as well as I do that I do fuck all around here except sit in my big house and wave to all the clueless people! Now, to business� with Tony Blair being a banana it seems like I'm the only person left in charge of this country and I only just got comfortable on the throne, I don't want to have to get up again! So I want you to go to C.H.I.M.P.'s lair and find out a way to reverse the effects of the bananatron. Dave: That was kind of the plan anyway your highness� but thanks for making an appearance� without you how could we have made the jokes about the monarchy that we just did? Queen Lizzy: Glad I could help� I'd better go anyway, Phillip will be back in a second and if he sees me talking to another man he'll go mad� he still hasn't forgiven me for that Archbishop of Canterbury fiasco! With that, the giant screen flashes off once again as Dave turns to greet Colin and Carly, both of which are staring at him with extremely confused facial expressions. In response Dave merely shrugs and walks straight past them towards the Panda Copter, scaling up the side of the vehicle and climbing in to the cockpit. He prods a few buttons in front of him and the roof of the Panda Pad opens above them. The blades then begin to rotate as Dave beckons his accomplices to join him. Carly and Colin then both break into a run as they rush towards the Panda Copter and climb in the same way they had seen Dave do it, Carly taking a seat beside Dave, who has now put on a pair of earphones with a microphone attached that swings round to meet his mouth, as Colin throws himself into the back, holding on to the back of Carly and Dave's chairs as he rests his head between theirs, staring through the front window as they begin to hover above the ground. Carly begins to examine the head set that Dave has now donned as she goes on to inquire about it� Carly: What do you need that for Dave? Don't you need to ask Air Traffic Control for clearance to take off or something? Dave: No� this is a private chopper, we only need to ask for clearance if we're on an airport. Carly: Then what do you need it for? Dave: Nothing� I just think it looks cool� Carly sighs wishing she'd never asked and sits back into her chair as the Panda Copter rises further and further up into the air, rising up out of the roof of the Panda Pad as Dave begins to negotiate himself out of his parents garage and off into the skies towards Mount Monkey. Narrator: And so by special order of her Majesty the Queen, Pandaman, Cloverman and She-Gnome take to the skies in their journey to C.H.I.M.P.'s lair to reverse the devastating effects caused by his devious Bananatron. Um� this is going to take a while folks so um� who's got the remote? Oh here it is, down the side of my chair, hang on� The action suddenly speeds up, clouds whizzing past the Panda Copter as it navigates the skies, sometimes cutting to the interior to show Dave, driving contently, Carly, looking as if she's about to fall asleep, and Colin� picking his nose. Then there is suddenly a flash of Mount Monkey and the action continues at a normal pace. Narrator: Here we are� we rejoin our heroes as they approach Mount Monkey. It has been clear sailing up until now, well except Colin picking his nose, that wasn't very clean, but can we expect the same amount of tolerance as we approach Mount Monkey? Life fuck we can� All of a sudden a loud beeping sound emerges from the console in front of Dave. Dave looks at it with confusion as Warning flashes backwards, reflected in his forehead. Carly and Colin both then stare at this icon as it continues to flash. Dave, however, is looking with confusion around him, trying to find the source of this problem. Colin: What is it Dave? Are we screwed? All of a sudden a giant sea creature emerges from the depths of the sea, his mouth spanning at least ten metres in both directions. The sea creature then positions his mouth completely around the Panda Copter. Dave then glances over at Colin� Dave: Yep� Yeah, we're screwed� The sea creature then snaps his jaws shut over the Panda Copter before diving back into the depths, leaving a large splash as he does so, the splash freezing once again� Narrator: Will our heroes be able to escape the bowels of the sea monster? Will they be able to foil C.H.I.M.P.'s plot and turn the world leaders back into their true form? Will Prince Phillip ever forgive The Queen for having an affair with the archbishop of Canterbury? Find out next time when we return for another exciting instalment of "The Peculiar Perils of Pandaman!"

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