Bob and his new sidekick Taylor set out to go north. To Canada. You know, that country up there? Yeah, that one. Anyways, they decided to rent a car and so they did. After renting the car, Bob and Taylor decided to cross the Peace Bridge.
"Why do they call it the Peace Bridge?" asked Taylor. Realizing that Taylor was an American, Bob knew he needed to explain a few things.
"Well Taylor," said Bob, "The US-Canada border is the longest undefended border in the world. The two countries have always been close on domestic as well as global affairs. The relationship between Canada and the US is what all countries sharing a border should strive to attain: A relationship based on mutual trust and affection. Does that help?"
"No, but I don�t care. Want to smoke a joint?"
"No Taylor, the indiscretions of my youth are long behind me. I had my fun. Now, you must have yours."
"Whatever dude."
Taylor inhaled deeply and blew the smoke out in little rings. After paying the toll, Bob proceeded across the bridge. Taylor began to cry.
"What is it?" Bob asked.
"Cool. They should call this the Rainbow Bridge. Look at the colors man! LOOK AT THE COLORS!!!"
Bob saw no colors.
"That name was already taken by a bridge further up the river," said Bob.
"Damn. Peace my ass."
"WHAT?"
"Peace my ass."
"No thanks."
This confused Taylor even in his stoned state. He decided not to pursue it further. They pulled into a booth at the customs station.
"Good day," said the grotesquely obese customs officer.
"Hey," said Bob, "Aren�t you John Murphy of Channel 7 Sports?"
"I was. Until the BASTARDS took my LIFE AWAY from me!"
"What bastards?"
"You know, the BASTARDS!"
"Oh, yeah, the BASTARDS!"
"Why are you going to Canada?"
"I don�t know really."
John looked at Taylor.
"What is that in your hand sir?"
"It certainly isn�t marijuana Mr. Murphy," said Taylor.
"Good. OK, you guys can go on in."
The men crossed into the great white north.
Chapter 6 - Bob's Parents