Mr. Know-It-All by Dave Deal Everyone has met him In every town; in every state Time can only tell us But he can set us straight He’s not just a man I want to be like him And if you need to find yourself some answers He’s got a million of them Need to make a million? He can show you where Say you went and sailed the seven seas but He’s already been there He has all the answers Knows what you’re thinking of If you need someone to turn to No problem he can’t solve Hey you Mr. Know It All You sound so impressive You stand so tall A moment of your time I have a minor flaw I know you can correct me Nothing’s too big or small For Mr. Know It All Always has the final word There is nothing he hasn’t heard No computer even has a chance Oh, no, no, no He’s been every place Life and death, many times he’s faced Can’t even get a word in edgewise As he looks you in the eyes Hey you Mr. Know It All You sound so impressive You stand so tall A moment of your time I have a minor flaw I know you can direct me Nothing’s too big or small For Mr. Know It All Author: Dave Deal Email: [email protected]