There are a total of 170 entries on The List [TM].
There are currently 165 active entries on The List [TM].
There are currently 6 rescinded or reserved entries on The List [TM].
The following heretics have been observed and are being tracked as per methodology outlined in The Plan [TM]. As The Plan [TM] states, all of the following individuals should be referred to by their Tracking # [TM] from now on for easy identification as heretics.
The Plan [TM] states that, when The List [TM] numbers more than 50 offenders, it should be completely reorganized. As of v.5.0, this was so. The offending groups are now presented in the order of the severity of their crimes against our vision. That is, D001 should now prepare for the nastiest, dirtiest, ugliest job that we can think up, when PaveWorld [TM] comes to pass.
Upon Pave Day 1 [TM], the following individuals will be banished to the Hydro Pits [TM], the Plutonium Mills [TM], or other suitable slave labor organizations:
I. Pathetic Earth Destroyers Trk # Old # Handle Reason D001 0001 Mr Myxplyxk adte double agent most foul D002 0016 DJ Barratt adte double agent most foul D003 0031 John Harry Semchena adte double agent most foul D004 0034 Jeffrey W. Amering adte double agent most foul D005 0035 Frank Wijans adte double agent most foul D006 0043 Andreas Clenow wants to destroy the universe D007 0047 THE CRYPT KEEPER wants to destroy the earth D008 0050 james swift wants to crack Paveworld D009 0052 Fox, Ronald T. wants to destroy the earth D010 0053 Robert Hode wants to destroy the earth D011 0054 David Smith wants to destroy the earth D012 0055 Justine Rogers wants to destroy the earth D013 James Justin wants to destroy the earth D014 Josh Templin wants to nuke the earth D015 MichaelD. Poulos wants to destroy the sun D016 edinburgh cyberia 1 wants to destroy the earth D017 Professor Falken destroy earth for AOL disks D018 Martin Dann wuss tool of earth destroyers D019 Andy D wants to destroy the earth D020 Kefka G wanker adte toolboy D021 ChicoTMB adte double agent most foul D022 ET Chilton pathetic earth destroyer D023 B Scherman wants comet to destroy earth D024 CD Skogsberg wants to destroy PaveWorld
II. Annoying Time Wasters # Old # Handle Reason T001 0002 Doctress Neutropia posted political crap T002 0004 Crusader posted political crap T003 0007 Angela C. Covington posted environmental crap T004 0011 HeatherM likes lawyers and timewasting T005 0014 Drew Parks posted political crap T006 0015 Anonymous posted political crap T007 0022 Jean Merrick posted crap advertisment T008 0027 Zapotec Blue posted environmental crap T009 0030 Huffington worst first post ever T010 0032 Dave Du Toit thinks apte is .alt.test T011 0039 [email protected] posted safety-oriented crap T012 0040 christopher.mcmullen wasted lots of time T013 0045 Robert Cohen posted crap advertisment T014 0046 Pierre Jelenc posted crap response to ad T015 0048 Cameron L. Spitzer posted crap response to ad T016 Gur Ubff Zna thinks apte is alt.test T017 Greycloak posted environmental crap T018 DanGoldin stopped Max from posting T019 Noel J. Allen posted pyramid scam T020 A. Malof wants to save forests T021 Arjun Khanna wants to save forests T022 Dalemily Edmonds posted man in moon foolishness T023 Barrett L. Brown posted stupid farm question T024 Sunkiss posted crap advertisment T025 David Varberg second worst first post ever T026 Jessica Stevens hot wet dripping & off topic T027 Lyndon Yamada posted crap response to crap ad T028 Douglas Kahn posted environmental crap T029 Lansing A Parker posted crap advertisment T030 Fred Kunzle thinks apte is "food not bombs" T031 Elaine Gallegos thinks apte is "food not bombs" T032 Hugh Bothwell posted environmental crap T033 Henry Jones thinks apte is "food not bombs" T034 trev thinks apte is "food not bombs" T035 Sylvia Wong thinks we care about sick Lily T036 ctfote posted environmental crap T037 Ben Allen likes Dyson spheres T038 Joe Hines likes to waste our time T039 Ricky Schroeder hates destroying the environment T040 OB1 we'll pave our own forests OK T041 Ross Garmil posted enviromnemtal crap T042 Doctorb Science posted acid-induced fantasies T043 Andrew Bonkowski posted sociological crap T044 King Philbo talks smack about apte T045 Ryan Jackson crossposting crap from alt.evil T046 D. "Boba Fett" Blazek uses lame Star Wars pseudonym T047 TinaFendi posted crap advertisment T048 Chris Beels posted pyramid money-making scam T049 Win'95@videotraining posted crap advertisment T050 Jim Schaefer thinks apte is alt.test T051 Bruce Maher posted perl net.spammer (twice) T052 **Temporarily reserved** T053 **Formerly reserved, now rescinded** T054 Greg Brooks posted crap advertisement / con T055 Peter Wood slandered oil multinational T056 100604.1417@compuserve slandered oil multinational T057 William H Becker anti-Plan (TM) calendar reformer T058 Sven Hennig posted crap advertisement T059 Jon Jeffries wants to stop Paving taxes T060 Chaichai Taweedej wants to save paper and trees T061 [email protected] posted pointless FTP list T062 Erich M Hayes is just a complete cunt T063 [email protected] posted shite web space advert T064 Michael Frank posted useless medical advice T065 Zamboni utterly unfunny story T066 JAK wants to play chess not pave T067 Gordon Andrews doesn't like pollution T068 Ralph Williams doesn't like pollution either T069 anx.scan ridiculous prose style T070 [email protected] posted obvious cat scam T071 bkjb posted Jerry Garcia piffle T072 Gregory Sotir Canadian tree hugger T073 Frodo Underhill pitiful hobbit delusion T074 Author posted crap advertisement T075 Antonio Coiano advertised useless web site T076 Warrior stupid money scam, ho-hum T077 Ben Leamy anti-cheeseburger activist T078 Will Linden thinks sci-fi books are real T079 Rimblesah dislikes Official PaveWord (TM) T080 Mary / SEA program wants to start recycling stuff T081 G Saunders thinks sci-fi books are real T082 LaLage dislikes Official PaveWord (TM) T083 Thomas Bachner yet another scam T084 Luke Luoh more bloody scams #T085 Dean Smith Persistently pointless posting #T086 JD Marburger Persistently pointless posting #T078 Mike Z Medintz Persistently pointless posting III. Various and Assorted Other Problems (or, "Sure they're lame, but at least they know enough of what goes on around here to be on-topic in their heresy") Trk # Old # Handle Reason M001 0005 Scott Evensen likes concrete better M002 0006 The Homechicken likes fuel efficiency M003 0009 Brandon Van Every likes concrete better M004 0010 Margaret White likes concrete and rollerblades M005 0012 Francis Cyran wants to preserve coffee M006 0013 A Tyler Doolittle likes cube-shaped earth M007 0017 Michael Zwibel dislikes hypercars M008 0018 newby wants to paint the pavement M009 0019 **Rescinded - You can't fool Listkeepers (TM)** M010 0020 Aaron Hughes thinks pavers are insane M011 0021 Kenneth J. Mansfield hates pavers M012 0023 Ken Toews thinks pavers are insane M013 0024 MagicMan thinks pavers are insane M014 0025 E. M.Tatsuhwa thinks pavers are insane M015 0026 Karen McBurney likes astroturf M016 0028 Randy Kaelber wants us to eat roadkill M017 0029 Pontus Lidbrink hates pavers M018 0033 Dan Bennett likes Christmas trees M019 0036 Paul Radcliffe likes mountain bikes M020 0037 Stephen J. Styrchak likes public transportation M021 0038 **rescinded** M022 0041 VarianLon likes trees; dislikes pavement M023 0042 BATSY wants to laminate the earth M024 0044 David Sinclair likes sunflowers and trees M025 0049 Craig Beers likes skateboarding M026 Joshua LaFleur posted horrible poem M027 Don Gray wants pizza on PaveWorld M028 Colin Lyngate Hall thinks pavers are stupid M029 Yamamoto thinks we need trees and plants M030 Chuck Theobald likes stainless steel earth M031 [email protected] likes rollerblading M032 Cooey McIntosh likes solar panels M033 Brad Neuberg wants to pave Venus M034 Rudi likes concrete better M035 Ted Postula wants to pervert Earth's shape M036 Sander Stoks dislikes burgers and beer M037 Jake,Earth Pedestrian likes (shudder!) walking M038 THOMAS JONES likes THOMAS JONES too much M039 Henry... thinks pavers are insane M040 Luke Nelson likes smileys and dirt roads M041 DOOMer pisses Max off / wanky name M042 Newt Gingrich prevented Max from posting M043 **Rescinded** M044 Sasha likes clean country air M045 sid lipkin can't pee properly (like we care) M046 BeHappy117 thinks pavers should smile M047 Tzimon Ylastier will be crushed like bubble paper M048 Susan Solon bubble paper heretic M049 Concrete Man likes concrete better M059 Felster Janin posted horrible poem M060 Tim McGregor wants to lead PitSlave revolt M061 Ian Corrigan worships trees
IV. The Volunteers Trk # Old # Handle Reason V001 0003 Richard Fraser Guy asked to be here V002 0008 Joseph Hertzlinger asked to be here V003 0051 Andrew McCOLL asked to be here V004 **rescinded** V005 Kevin Osborn asked to be here V006 Chris Hohe asked to be here V007 Chris Williams likes motorbikes and flyovers V008 Daniel Jaffa wants library card (tee hee)
Appendix 1 - Demographics Section Active Rescinded Total Earth Destroyers 23 0 23 Time Wasters 85 2 87 Miscellaneous 49 3 52 Volunteers 7 1 8 Totals 164 6 170
Appendix 2 - Contact Details Please send all related correspondence to [email protected], or [email protected]. Send any cases of alcohol-free lager or veggie burgers to [email protected].Forgive the rough representation - i am avoiding wasting time.
cheers,
Selena
PaveInquisitress