Our Pitslaves who art in Plutonium mines.
HPS be thy name...
Thy cheeseburger raw and beer be warm
In the pit, unlike it is on the asphalt.

Give us this day our daily sacrifice
And forgive us our biodiverse existence
As we exploit those whom are uninformed of the Plan(TM)

Lead us daily into temptation, and then get the FUCK out of the way As we may steamroll the slaves who scramble slowly.
For thine is the labor the sweat and the toil...
Until the Drivers(TM) say it isn't, you silly bastards...

Buurp.

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