How do I List[tm] thee? Let me count the ways.
I List[tm] thee to the blackest depth of night
Thy soul can reach, when sinking out of sight
Through the depths of Paveworld[tm] where the BeerCows[tm] graze.
I List[tm] thee to the level of everyday's
Roadkill fodder; By Chrome Moon's light.
I List[tm] thee freely, as it is my right;
I List[tm] thee purely, as The Plan[tm] I praise.
I List[tm] thee with the passion put to use
In Paving[tm] France, till all things French are gone.
I List[tm] thee with the hate I never lose
For Earth Destroyers,---I List[tm] thee with aplomb
While drinking hearty beers!---and, if I choose,
I shall not see thee after PaveDay #1[tm].