There are a total of 546 entries on The List[tm]].
There are currently 532 active entries on The List[tm].
There are currently 14 rescinded entries on The List[tm].
The Plan[tm] states that, when The List[tm] numbers more than 50 offenders, it should be completely reorganized. As of v5.0, this was so. The offending groups are now presented in the order of the severity of their crimes against our vision. That is, D001 should now prepare for the nastiest, dirtiest, ugliest job that we can think up when PaveWorld[tm] comes to pass. However, V001 can expect to be a PitBoss[tm], or other higher standing PitSlave[tm].
The Plan[tm] further states that, when The List[tm] numbers more than 250 offenders, it should no longer be posted to the One True Newsgroup[tm], but maintained on a website. In the interest of speed and convenience, this development has been brought forward, such that v11.0 commences with 230 entries.
Upon Pave Day 1 [TM], the following individuals will be banished to the Hydro Pits[tm], the Plutonium Mills[tm], or other suitable slave labor organizations:
| Trk # | Old # | Handle | Reason |
| D001 | 0001 | Mr Myxplyxk | adte double agent most foul |
| D002 | 0016 | DJ Barratt | adte double agent most foul |
| D003 | 0031 | John Harry Semchena | adte double agent most foul |
| D004 | 0034 | Jeffrey W. Amering | adte double agent most foul |
| D005 | 0035 | Frank Wijans | adte double agent most foul |
| D006 | 0043 | Andreas Clenow | wants to destroy the universe |
| D007 | 0047 | THE CRYPT KEEPER | wants to destroy the earth |
| D008 | 0050 | james swift | wants to crack Paveworld |
| D009 | 0052 | Fox, Ronald T. | wants to destroy the earth |
| D010 | 0053 | Robert Hode | wants to destroy the earth |
| D011 | 0054 | David Smith | wants to destroy the earth |
| D012 | 0055 | Justine Rogers | wants to destroy the earth |
| D013 | James Justin | wants to destroy the earth | |
| D014 | Josh Templin | wants to nuke the earth | |
| D015 | MichaelD. Poulos | wants to destroy the sun | |
| D016 | edinburgh cyberia 1 | wants to destroy the earth | |
| D017 | Professor Falken | destroy earth for AOL disks | |
| D018 | Martin Dann | wuss tool of earth destroyers | |
| D019 | Andy D | wants to destroy the earth | |
| D020 | Kefka G | wanker adte toolboy | |
| D021 | ChicoTMB | adte double agent most foul | |
| D022 | ET Chilton | pathetic earth destroyer | |
| D023 | B Scherman | wants comet to destroy earth | |
| D024 | CD Skogsberg | wants to destroy PaveWorld | |
| D025 | Ned Kelly | pretending to be Australian | |
| D026 | ChAoS (aka BUZZSAW) | wants tar & feathered PaveWorld | |
| D027 | WeeSaul | adte double agent most foul | |
| D028 | Doktor DynaSoar | pathetic adte crossposter scum | |
| D029 | bft | Wants to destroy T052 (good) and the Earth with him (not good). | |
| D030 | spambait | Wants Igor to reprogram the asteroid robots | |
| D031 | Flaagg | Wants to destroy the universe 5 1/2 minutes after PaveDay#1. | |
| D032 | The Evil Company | Wants to destroy the moon. Yeah, like they'll stop there. | |
| D033 | Anthony Matonak | Wants to impact a moon on the Earth. | |
| D034 | Arsenic | Doesn't crapify normally. | |
| D035 | hiway61man | Thinks nuking is better than Paving[tm]. | |
| D036 | Osiris Lee Pierce | Earth-destroying farts. | |
| D037 | Lawrence Grigely | Thinks special relativity was an atheist plot. | |
| D038 | Barry Nix | 300+ lines of nonsensical drivel about plate tectonics. | |
| D039 | David | Wants to nuke our petroleum. | |
| D040 | Takamura | Wants Greg Bear to give a symposium. | |
| D041 | Don No-Soul Simpson | Will mill plutonium for food. | |
| D042 | askforit | Wants to dump everything but Mars in a black hole. | |
| D043 | Rocky | Wants to nuke the world and start with France. Likes Rupert Brooke. | |
| D044 | The 2-Belo, VOTM Candidate | Wants to nuke France and then move on to North Korea. | |
| D045 | Nyarlathotep | Wants to nuke North Korea and then move on to the North Pole. | |
| D046 | Lorrill Buyens | Wants to nuke the North Pole and then move on to North Dakota. | |
| D047 | Greg Pallis | Likes technology with a use in earth-destroying. | |
| D048 | Vincent Perret | Wants to know if destroying the earth is possible. | |
| D049 | Jim | Wants to know what colour the plasma cloud should be. | |
| D050 | fa13 | Credulous as hell. | |
| D051 | Pavement | Wants to destroy the earth with mediocre tunes. | |
| D052 | [email protected] | Doesn't want to blow up the planet (much). | |
| D053 | spoon | Likes sandwiches and destroying planets. | |
| D054 | André Aschieri | Posting to adte in French. | |
| D055 | Toon J Verwijmeren | Thinks E=sqr(mc). | |
| D056 | Eric Stevenson | Arch-destroyer and FAQ poster. | |
| D057 | OT | Posting HTML to adte in French. | |
| D058 | Zoogz Rift | Insists on being named in headers. | |
| D059 | keh134 | Wants to turn the Earth into a black hole. | |
| D060 | Nana Yaw Ofari | Should be killing trees, not orbital velocities. | |
| D061 | John Williams | I hate movie soundtrack music. | |
| D062 | Octavian | Wants to play with toxic gases. | |
| D063 | Thomas Graner | Incoherent ramblings on adte. | |
| D064 | Justice of Hell | Wants to destroy the ozone layer with solar powered robot planes. | |
| D065 | mazdak | Wants to destroy the biosphere through global warming. | |
| D066 | Graham Lockwood | Thinks we already are. | |
| D067 | Steve Elliott | Submitting Earth-Destroyer Inquiries. | |
| D068 | DON | Accurate estimate of worldwide support for adte. | |
| D069 | John E. Chapman | Can't be bothered killing everyone. | |
| D070 | JP | A soldier, not some love starved twit. | |
| D071 | Alex (aka algae) | Greg Bear fan and overall f#ckup. | |
| D072 | Greg Bear | Pro-Earth Destroyer literature. | |
| D073 | Saffan Nielsen | No particular reason. | |
| D074 | Jeff Stout | alt.destroy.the.earth Man of The Year. | |
| D075 | lord.of.pain | Posted satanic personals ad. | |
| D076 | steve | Wants the DEAD head of Richard Butler (he's picky). | |
| D077 | alex | Shatner Fan, Earth-Destroyer. | |
| D078 | The Grunspans | Want to draw up some plans. | |
| D079 | david chester | Wants a red death. | |
| D080 | Pigdog | Thinks Satan and God are one and the same. | |
| D081 | Larry Grigely | Wants to turn the Earth to dust. | |
| D082 | Wylliam Everet Latrans | Needn't dodge Paver[tm] hit squads any more. | |
| D083 | Supreme President | Wants to dominate the earth THEN destroy. | |
| D084 | Crazy Bob | Dosn't trust Supreme President to destroy earth. | |
| D085 | delta3200 | He's either hot shit or a doofus - could be both. | |
| D086 | Phil | If he destroyed himself, who would notice (or care)? | |
| D087 | Sam Nelson | Wants to destroy USA first, France second, Belgium etc... | |
| D088 | Guydyon | Would settle for a nice extinction event. | |
| D089 | ©ybe® demon | Reeking havoc, terroizing the erf and making thier own desicios. | |
| D090 | Adrian Dunn | He's paranoid, but we are out to get him. | |
| D091 | Robert Castillo | Wants to destroy the Earth with the Y2K bug. | |
| D092 | Bruce Laing | Prefers hot chocolate to beer. | |
| D093 | David Allan | Wants to destroy the Earth to save the environment (?) | |
| D094 | conquassatio | Nihilistic sea-loving universe destroyer. | |
| D095 | Ike Watt | Wants to sod the children. | |
| D096 | J Thomas | Suggested germ warfare. | |
| D097 | Jim Howes | Drinks wine, not beer. | |
| D098 | Mauro F Solorzano | Thinks this is a funny discussion. | |
| D099 | Icarus Falling | Likes burning people's cars. | |
| D100 | Robert Scott | Has a mail reader which puts his .sig ABOVE the quoted text. | |
| D101 | kraegor | Wants to nuke the sun. | |
| D102 | Arto Hamara | Clarifying the definition of destruction. | |
| D103 | Scott Barber | Waiting for an event to re-expand the bellows of time. | |
| D104 | Rubbermaid | Wants to destroy the earth because it's there. | |
| D105 | Lake | Wants to kill death and destruction (?). | |
| D106 | A | Like slugs on a petri dish, so are the destroyers of earth... | |
| D107 | Ben | Dating a completely incompetent burger warmer. | |
| D108 | Ala Anon | Wants to destroy Pavers[tm] to enforce the Second Law of Thermodynamics. | |
| D109 | Gogmagog | Thinks the executioner's position is fun. | |
| D110 | Raul Mattassi | Can't wait to see the great disaster. | |
| D111 | Svoboda | Thatcherite and Earth Destroyer (don't know which is worse). | |
| D112 | Earl Hakon | Believes it's time for the Paver Pogrom. | |
| D113 | El Repulso | Wants to destroy the Earth at the weekend. | |
| D114 | masterninja | Wants to take away all our pain. | |
| D115 | Aaron Davies | Wants to destroy the moon to shower the pavers with rocks and whatnot. | |
| D116 | Paul Hadwen | Worm cooker & earth destroyer. | |
| D117 | horshack | Sure he'll get put on an ominous-sounding List[tm]. | |
| D118 | Treon Verdery | Wants us to feast on 1ft thick layer of bacteria. | |
| D119 | JP | Earth Destroyer Most Lame. | |
| D120 | Kieran C. aka Potato Man | Posted strange billiard style destructionist scheme. | |
| D121 | Sinisa Kolaric | Craving to be Listed[tm]. | |
| D122 | Lardass | Wants to work during lectures. | |
| D123 | Cactus Bob | Wants to destroy the Earth with particle accelerators. | |
| D124 | Shadeweaver | Has more of a scientific desire to physically destroy the Earth. | |
| D125 | Aphex Triplet | Thinks all baryonic matter is an aberation. Can't spell "aberration". | |
| D126 | Diablo | Wants to destroy France with the moon. | |
| D127 | Anthony Winters | Posted 9-point bullet list of destructionist heresy. | |
| D128 | Phobos | Wants to manhandle black holes for earth destruction jollies. | |
| D129 | Big Mike | Can't spell "Beavis". | |
| D130 | MINUSCAPSrob | Thinks asphalt will be the end of him - gets extra-credit for accuracy. | |
| D131 | Cargokill | Wants to realise a black hole in the centre of the Earth. | |
| D132 | Anton Sherwood | Seems to think Pluto might have evaporated. | |
| D133 | David F Heirtzler | Prospective black hole manufacturer. | |
| D134 | Ewan R Clark | Wants to get on with the more important matter of destroying the Earth. | |
| D135 | Bob Simmons | Can't spell "juices". | |
| D136 | AnGrY b0bb | wants to brain Strom, then vote for the disembodied pieces. | |
| D137 | Justice of Hell | We'll see about that. | |
| D138 | Justice of Hell | You're once, twice, three times a Pit Slave[tm]. | |
| D139 | ReindeR Rustema | Heretical Handle, earth-destroyer leanings. | |
| D140 | pieceoftheuniverse | Perverted particle provocateur. | |
| D141 | Christine | ADTE double agent most foul. | |
| D142 | justinX | Mis-spelled "Pavers". | |
| D143 | CFR | Frying tonight. | |
| D144 | Joseph W. Haller | He's no half-ass, he's an earth-destroyer! |
| Trk # | Old # | Handle | Reason |
| T001 | 0002 | Doctress Neutopia | posted political crap |
| T002 | 0004 | Crusader | posted political crap |
| T003 | 0007 | Angela C. Covington | posted environmental crap |
| T004 | 0011 | HeatherM | likes lawyers and timewasting |
| T005 | 0014 | Drew Parks | posted political crap |
| T006 | 0015 | Anonymous | posted political crap |
| T007 | 0022 | Jean Merrick | posted crap advertisment |
| T008 | 0027 | Zapotec Blue | posted environmental crap |
| T009 | 0030 | Huffington | worst first post ever |
| T010 | 0032 | Dave Du Toit | thinks apte is .alt.test |
| T011 | 0039 | wilpo | posted safety-oriented crap |
| T012 | 0040 | christopher.mcmullen | wasted lots of time |
| T013 | 0045 | Robert Cohen | posted crap advertisment |
| T014 | 0046 | Pierre Jelenc | posted crap response to ad |
| T015 | 0048 | Cameron L. Spitzer | posted crap response to ad |
| T016 | Gur Ubff Zna | thinks apte is alt.test | |
| T017 | Greycloak | posted environmental crap | |
| T018 | DanGoldin | stopped Max from posting | |
| T019 | Noel J. Allen | posted pyramid scam | |
| T020 | A. Malof | wants to save forests | |
| T021 | Arjun Khanna | wants to save forests | |
| T022 | Dalemily Edmonds | posted man in moon foolishness | |
| T023 | Barrett L. Brown | posted stupid farm question | |
| T024 | Sunkiss | posted crap advertisment | |
| T025 | David Varberg | second worst first post ever | |
| T026 | Jessica Stevens | hot wet dripping & off topic | |
| T027 | Lyndon Yamada | posted crap response to crap ad | |
| T028 | Douglas Kahn | posted environmental crap | |
| T029 | Lansing A Parker | posted crap advertisment | |
| T030 | Fred Kunzle | thinks apte is "food not bombs" | |
| T031 | Elaine Gallegos | thinks apte is "food not bombs" | |
| T032 | Hugh Bothwell | posted environmental crap | |
| T033 | Henry Jones | thinks apte is "food not bombs" | |
| T034 | trev | thinks apte is "food not bombs" | |
| T035 | Sylvia Wong | thinks we care about sick Lily | |
| T036 | ctfote | posted environmental crap | |
| T037 | Ben Allen | likes Dyson spheres | |
| T038 | Joe Hines | likes to waste our time | |
| T039 | Ricky Schroeder | hates destroying the environment | |
| T040 | OB1 | we'll pave our own forests OK | |
| T041 | Ross Garmil | posted enviromnemtal crap | |
| T042 | Doctorb Science | posted acid-induced fantasies | |
| T043 | Andrew Bonkowski | posted sociological crap | |
| T044 | King Philbo | talks smack about apte | |
| T045 | Ryan Jackson | crossposting crap from alt.evil | |
| T046 | D. "Boba Fett" Blazek | uses lame Star Wars pseudonym | |
| T047 | TinaFendi | posted crap advertisment | |
| T048 | Chris Beels | posted pyramid money-making scam | |
| T049 | Win'95@videotraining | posted crap advertisment | |
| T050 | Jim Schaefer | thinks apte is alt.test | |
| T051 | Bruce Maher | posted perl net.spammer (twice) | |
| T052 | Eugene McNamee | Wasted time exhorting us not to waste time. | |
| T053 | Greg Brooks | posted crap advertisement / con | |
| T054 | Peter Wood | slandered oil multinational | |
| T055 | 100604.1417@compuserve | slandered oil multinational | |
| T056 | William H Becker | anti-Plan[tm] calendar reformer | |
| T057 | Sven Hennig | posted crap advertisement | |
| T058 | Jon Jeffries | wants to stop Paving taxes | |
| T059 | Chaichai Taweedej | wants to save paper and trees | |
| T060 | oracle | posted pointless FTP list | |
| T061 | Erich M Hayes | is just a complete cunt | |
| T062 | [email protected] | posted shite web space advert | |
| T063 | Michael Frank | posted useless medical advice | |
| T064 | Zamboni | utterly unfunny story | |
| T065 | JAK | wants to play chess not pave | |
| T066 | Gordon Andrews | doesn't like pollution | |
| T067 | Ralph Williams | doesn't like pollution either | |
| T068 | anx.scan | ridiculous prose style | |
| T069 | mr | posted obvious cat scam | |
| T070 | bkjb | posted Jerry Garcia piffle | |
| T071 | Gregory Sotir | Canadian tree hugger | |
| T072 | Frodo Underhill | pitiful hobbit delusion | |
| T073 | Author | posted crap advertisement | |
| T074 | Antonio Coiano | advertised useless web site | |
| T075 | Warrior | stupid money scam, ho-hum | |
| T076 | Ben Leamy | anti-cheeseburger activist | |
| T077 | Will Linden | thinks sci-fi books are real | |
| T078 | Rimblesah | dislikes Official PaveWord[tm] | |
| T079 | Mary / SEA program | wants to start recycling stuff | |
| T080 | G Saunders | thinks sci-fi books are real | |
| T081 | LaLage | dislikes Official PaveWord[tm] | |
| T082 | Thomas Bachner | yet another scam | |
| T083 | Luke Luoh | more bloody scams | |
| T084 | CB "Kit" Gerhart | wants to raise price of fuel | |
| T085 | Melissa Abraham | thinks gluttony is bad | |
| T086 | Bramble | thinks gluttony is bad | |
| T087 | Charles Reily | we're too smart for your scams | |
| T088 | John Dulaney | thinks we care about politics | |
| T089 | Zak Khan | we're glad he got suckered | |
| T090 | Chris Thompson | we've seen these scams before | |
| T091 | Mr Blonde | hopeless Tarantino fantasist | |
| T092 | Evan Rusackas | we already have websites | |
| T093 | Reehorst | too stupid to scam properly | |
| T094 | Hendri | nascent serial killer | |
| T095 | Dr Hyde | Black Sabbath fan | |
| T096 | Magdalena Socha | scammed from Sweden | |
| T097 | Wayne Lambright III | we don't care about prices | |
| T098 | Tim Hill | moronic cross poster | |
| T099 | Chris Thompson | will scammers ever learn? | |
| T100 | Barry from New Zealand | loopy hippy | |
| T101 | Pharoah Chromium 93 | bizarre religious rantings | |
| T102 | Amber Ritter | likes padding mice | |
| T103 | Christopher Hemme | pathetic creed translation | |
| T104 | Lucky | silly devilbunny rantings | |
| T105 | [email protected] | would like to send us stupid quotes | |
| T106 | John Mozena | responded to crap advertisement | |
| T107 | GOD | christian sucker | |
| T108 | [email protected] | christian sucker | |
| T109 | hot guy | thinks apte is a singles joint | |
| T110 | Ones-And-Zeros | mass crossposting software scam | |
| T111 | Oi!!!! OINK!!!!!! | wanky name | |
| T112 | schulhof | thinks apte is alt.test | |
| T113 | Jerry | christian sucker | |
| T114 | [email protected] | posted crap advertisement | |
| T115 | [email protected] | yet another crap "All Writers" post | |
| T116 | Alan Johnson | thinks apte is a singles joint | |
| T117 | MoMoney | posted crap money scam | |
| T118 | karl mamer | moronic patriot idiot | |
| T119 | slimbagy | one line gibberish | |
| T120 | [email protected] | would like to send us stupid quotes | |
| T121 | Jack Grey | posted lame web page ad | |
| T122 | Jeff Jardine | ridiculous crossposting scum | |
| T123 | A.D | posted pathetic pyramid scheme | |
| T124 | Johnnie | send him money for clean air and trees | |
| T125 | static | posted lame web page ad | |
| T126 | jmchong | well written off topic $5 crap scheme | |
| T127 | Wade Cogswell | chump gave the ListKeeper a virus | |
| T128 | Ramatrit | boring garbage $$$$$$$ ad | |
| T129 | [email protected] | mass crossposting software scam/scum | |
| T130 | Unitouch1 | Wants to tell people how to stop global warming. | |
| T131 | Mavis Beardly | Wants to share stories about burnout. | |
| T132 | **Rescinded** | ||
| T133 | the WebMeister ([email protected]) | Peddles authentic native American non-cheeseburger recipes. | |
| T134 | Darrell E. Udelhoven | Rock fetishism | |
| T135 | Car (some wanky address book link) | Wants us to pay $100/month just to Drive[tm] | |
| T136 | **Rescinded** | ||
| T137 | Robert Lucien ([email protected]) | Babbling endlessly | |
| T138 | "Spidey" ([email protected]) | Wants us to immortalise our fallen animal friends. | |
| T139 | JungleAcid | Corny and indecipherable heresy. | |
| T140 | puck | Would rather shred the pavement on a bike. | |
| T141 | **Rescinded** | ||
| T142 | The Duck | For being a duck. | |
| T143 | Hot Wheels | Unscrupulous nonsense and off-topicisms | |
| T144 | Smokey Behr | Most ridiculous sig ever. | |
| T145 | Lord Gilbert T. Sullivan | Paying neither attention nor homage. | |
| T146 | Chip Sintax | He's not a chef, but he plays one on apte. | |
| T147 | Ethics Gradient | Flagrant flonker flunkie. | |
| T148 | MoonRaven WolfStar | Inconceivable heresies (as if the name wasn't enough) | |
| T149 | Spiro | Needs repeated cudgellings. | |
| T150 | **Rescinded** | ||
| T151 | C, The Friendly Meow | Doesn't know what's what. | |
| T152 | Al "Scarface" Capone | Might as well be tax evasion again. | |
| T153 | Yolanda Goddchylde | I hardly know where to begin. | |
| T154 | beelzibub | Total grammatical disaster. | |
| T155 | [email protected] | Wants to conquer the universe with a piece of bent copper wire. | |
| T156 | [email protected] | Bottles are for beer, not messages. | |
| T157 | **Rescinded** | ||
| T158 | Bergsrud | Doesn't know enough Latin. | |
| T159 | **Rescinded** | ||
| T160 | **Rescinded** | ||
| T161 | MoE | Listed[tm] as an example to the others. | |
| T162 | **Rescinded** | ||
| T163 | **Rescinded** | ||
| T164 | pIgG | Can't spell "Churchill". | |
| T165 | Neo Atma Weapon 3:16 | Complaints about other people posting immature crap. | |
| T166 | Snapple-Crazed Chihuahua | Just read the username. | |
| T167 | John E. Bredeholt | Would rather be a sad clown. Already is. | |
| T168 | Ausar O'Geb | Is caught in a trap. Mwuhahahaha!!! | |
| T169 | Truth Decay | Is outside, looking in. | |
| T170 | Perfumed Stethoscope | Another piece of underground debris. | |
| T171 | Andrew McPherson | Irritating crossposter. | |
| T172 | Miss Placed | Another irritating crossposter. | |
| T173 | The Cypher | Likes cake. | |
| T174 | David Byron | Thinks Jorn cares. | |
| T175 | Leonid I. Brezhnev | Presiding over an increasingly corrupt and decaying Soviet Union. | |
| T176 | Clueless Wombat Cabal | Basically, a bunch of clueless wombats. | |
| T177 | Andrew Tuitt | Content-free crossposting. | |
| T178 | Baby Bladeface | Probably the biggest arsehole in the world. | |
| T179 | balloo | No, I didn't like the 1000 line sig. | |
| T180 | Gary Thain | Crap bass player. | |
| T181 | K. Ye. Voroshilov | Having tracked vehicles named after him. | |
| T182 | Link Man | Unbelievably annoying prat. | |
| T183 | oliver1 | "pain in the ass, with a god-complex" | |
| T184 | The chief meower | Many names, but only one number. | |
| T185 | Frosted Flake | Non-cheeseburger foodstuff. | |
| T186 | Academician Trofim Lysenko | Communistic agriculturalism. | |
| T187 | Beekeeper | Biodiversity preservation. | |
| T188 | H. West | Listing[tm] isn't like a box of chocolates, you know exactly what you're going to get. | |
| T189 | Xavier Fabriano | Hurling random abuse. | |
| T190 | xixixelzit | Can't spell "internet". | |
| T191 | icecycle@today's.bogus.address | Calling people "gary". | |
| T192 | Ken Hensley | Smells farts. | |
| T193 | Sergo Ordzhonikidze | Thinks we care about Socrates. | |
| T194 | Wurk | A complete TOSer. | |
| T195 | Amenhotep VI | Never having existed. | |
| T196 | Evil Beavis | Wants us to adopt monkeys. | |
| T197 | J | Thinks we care about Seneca. | |
| T198 | Mick Box | Being a member of Uriah Heep. | |
| T199 | Lee "The Bear" Kerslake | Being another member of Uriah Heep. | |
| T200 | König Preuße, GmbH | Talking ballocks. | |
| T201 | Sage | Treehugger anonymous. | |
| T202 | Malcolm Ogilvie | Even T201 thinks he's a timewaster. | |
| T203 | Stinkfist | Talking crap about werewolves. | |
| T204 | Jim Smith | Wants free sheep balls. | |
| T205 | Error 404 | Has a Knack for wasting time. | |
| T206 | MozzWolF | Sounds biodiverse to me. | |
| T207 | tmadigan | Yet another crossposting moron. | |
| T208 | Tennessee Tuxedo | A well-dressed waste of time. | |
| T209 | LatinFire | Has the hypocrisy to crosspost spam from a nospam mail address. | |
| T210 | Vapor | Posting completely inadequate flames. | |
| T211 | Timothy Sutter | Alzheimer flaming. | |
| T212 | J'raxis Olson | Whinges about spam prevention in crossposted cascades. | |
| T213 | arroo | Annoying flonker. | |
| T214 | hoKEy wOLf | Jealous of other animals. | |
| T215 | Humorous | Likes moonshine and toilet seats. | |
| T216 | Fredrock | Added Pennzoil to his diet, clearly a non-cheeseburger item. | |
| T217 | Kyzer | Would rather blonde bombshell a minotaur than a phantom. (?) | |
| T218 | usEless lAmer | Need I say more? | |
| T219 | Tim Hodge | Another useless lamer. | |
| T220 | Andy | Just can't make his mind up. | |
| T221 | Haakon Lugiesson | Can't spell the Paveword[tm]. | |
| T222 | Sammy Handgrenade | A robot and a troll. | |
| T223 | H. West | Should move to China. | |
| T224 | Pinky | Remains a wolf at heart. | |
| T225 | Scott Funknut | Likes Lou Costello. | |
| T226 | ***Rescinded*** | ||
| T227 | Scott McSpoonaholic | Addicted to non-beer substances. | |
| T228 | Almanzo Wilder | Looser than clams. | |
| T229 | Dark Lord of the SitH | Foolishly flaming flonkers. | |
| T230 | auuV | Attacking anachronistic archipelagos. | |
| T231 | The Investigator | Contemptuous content-free crossposts. | |
| T232 | Ferg | Nebulous nuking neophyte. | |
| T233 | Banesong | Is trying to crosspost the Tick even further. | |
| T234 | yUKyUK | A virtual fart. | |
| T235 | Alhazred | Completely incompetent conveyance. | |
| T236 | David E. Powell | Crossposting conspiratorial crap. | |
| T237 | Medicine Man | Slav cthulhu grznoy rwanda. | |
| T238 | Mwilson | Wants to know whether the newsgroup works. | |
| T239 | Sammy Hagar | Wins a special trip to the Plutonium Mills[tm]. | |
| T240 | Joseph | Yet another clueless wombat. | |
| T241 | King of All Fishes | Being a fish. | |
| T242 | Strato | An anonymous aardvark. | |
| T243 | Robert Maas | Doesn't have any friends. | |
| T244 | Nasrudin | Compared apte unfavourably to Vegemite. | |
| T245 | Andrew K Fletcher | Doesn't want to toss trees aside like the unwanted puppy. | |
| T246 | Pegasus | Misquoting "Nessun Dorma". | |
| T247 | Francisco Dominguez | Resurgent Flonker. | |
| T248 | Ponty the Singing WerePontiac | Lycanthromobile and aardphile. | |
| T249 | Ben Brown | Hopes not to see heaven. No problem. | |
| T250 | Safari D | Further flonkish flaming. | |
| T251 | Shadow Seeker | Knows the history of Demonhunter (like, wow). | |
| T252 | Ivor Zingradovadeski | Questioned the quality of The List[tm]. | |
| T253 | Medical Catastrophe | Wereteletubby; by implication, likes fluffy bunnies. | |
| T254 | JayDee | Wants us to vomit in his hair for true and just cause. | |
| T255 | J. Raoul Xemblinosky III | Misquoting Spinal Tap. | |
| T256 | Per | Wants to nuke Pavers[tm] in France. | |
| T257 | Were-Rabbi Ernst Zundel | Remembers the Windigo. | |
| T258 | weremarmot | Thinks crowbars are better than hoses. | |
| T259 | John A. McKeon | Wants to buy a Furby. | |
| T260 | Big Daddy Zeus | Told voxman to shut up. | |
| T261 | Blitz the Cat | Biodiverse sadistic freak. | |
| T262 | minou | Drinking Cherry Coke in Edmonton. | |
| T263 | Peter "Pet" Miller | Likes snow and hollow planets. | |
| T264 | Domino | Doubts they'd have gotten the horse on stage. | |
| T265 | Dayv! | Uses AOL's shitty news server. | |
| T266 | Astaldo Megillian | Doesn't need a book to tell him how he feels. | |
| T267 | Y2k O | Atheists can get hit by lightning bolts too. | |
| T268 | Grimreaper | Wants RnR to get a life. | |
| T269 | Zimri | Listed[tm], of all things. | |
| T270 | Autodoc | Pathetic invasion tactician. | |
| T271 | TroLL | Failed test post poster. | |
| T272 | son of thor | He's Kinda Strange (no pervs or deviants). | |
| T273 | fdgjhfgh | Recommends posting white-ass trash somewhere else. | |
| T274 | old dead "nessie" | yu are invading our privacy yu stupid ass. | |
| T275 | WyNDIGO LXXVII | Had a go at nessie for not existing. Pot. Kettle. Black. | |
| T276 | John E.M. | Thinks it's governments that use mind reading devices. | |
| T277 | TomR | Anatomically impossible. | |
| T278 | Glitch | knew u were going to ask that. | |
| T279 | Bob G | Wants Clinton to avoid lawsuits. | |
| T280 | Andrew Wilkins | Unhealthy interest in the size of Roy Marler's penis. | |
| T281 | Spamster | Doesn't look that way to us either. | |
| T282 | Lintilla | Should have Just Lurked. | |
| T283 | susyne | Asphalt squatter... Liked Thoroeau's "Walking". | |
| T284 | Stef | Plus de 100,000 Visites mais seulement un Listing[tm]. | |
| T285 | gukvfv | I'm Listing[tm] this heretic. This is ONLY a List[tm]. | |
| T286 | David Daniels | Just a Pit Slave[tm], please List[tm]. | |
| T287 | Tristan Strada | Wants to be hog-tied and bitch-slapped repeatedly. | |
| T288 | healingline | Posted silly one-liner tree insult. | |
| T289 | Këiö | Bear and gravy fetish. | |
| T290 | G. Williams | Wants to pave the earth with environmentally friendly HTML. | |
| T291 | Gravity Guru | A fountain of grammatically unsatisfactory insults. | |
| T292 | Cynthia | Owner of a very, very sad television set. | |
| T293 | Dave Zero | Not as good at grammar as they boast. | |
| T294 | DMZ | Not as good at grammar as they boast. | |
| T295 | The Unknown James | Not as good at grammar as they boast. | |
| T296 | Essence | Not as good at grammar as they boast. | |
| T297 | Kanaka J | Not as good at grammar as they boast. | |
| T298 | The Arcane Chas | Not as good at grammar as they boast. | |
| T299 | Steve Wolter the Ego | Not as good at grammar as they boast. | |
| T300 | The Non-Adjectivized Outsider | Not as good at grammar as they boast. | |
| T301 | Paul Wilkins | Not as good at grammar as they boast. | |
| T302 | The Enlightened Ayrab | Not as good at grammar as they boast. | |
| T303 | Stanley Rosenthal | Not as good at grammar as they boast. | |
| T304 | Frank Emsley's ass, donkey, mule, burro or other equine animal (should he choose to acquire one). | Heretically biodiverse. | |
| T305 | xhrsoz | Wants us to play FAIRLY and HONESTLY. | |
| T306 | PEXIM | La lista non ha barriera linguistica, fuckwad. | |
| T307 | Joe | He's with the program, but not with The Plan[tm]. | |
| T308 | Brian Turner | Tried to shove goddamn pitiful excuses for literature up Frank's ass at TOTNG[tm]. | |
| T309 | Wee Saul | For good measure. | |
| T310 | SOD of the CoE | Thinks cannibalism is a rational alternative meat source (as though we were looking for one). | |
| T311 | al | Fucking insane. | |
| T312 | willy5net4 | Doesn't drink responsibly. | |
| T314 | T314 | Wants to build ramps on PaveWorld[tm]. |
| Trk # | Old # | Handle | Reason |
| M001 | 0005 | Scott Evensen | likes concrete better |
| M002 | 0006 | The Homechicken | likes fuel efficiency |
| M003 | 0009 | Brandon Van Every | likes concrete better |
| M004 | 0010 | Margaret White | likes concrete and rollerblades |
| M005 | 0012 | Francis Cyran | wants to preserve coffee |
| M006 | 0013 | A Tyler Doolittle | likes cube-shaped earth |
| M007 | 0017 | Michael Zwibel | dislikes hypercars |
| M008 | 0018 | newby | wants to paint the pavement |
| M009 | 0019 | **Rescinded** | **You can't fool Listkeepers[tm]** |
| M010 | 0020 | Aaron Hughes | thinks pavers are insane |
| M011 | 0021 | Kenneth J. Mansfield | hates pavers |
| M012 | 0023 | Ken Toews | thinks pavers are insane |
| M013 | 0024 | MagicMan | thinks pavers are insane |
| M014 | 0025 | E. M.Tatsuhwa | thinks pavers are insane |
| M015 | 0026 | Karen McBurney | likes astroturf |
| M016 | 0028 | Randy Kaelber | wants us to eat roadkill |
| M017 | 0029 | Pontus Lidbrink | hates pavers |
| M018 | 0033 | Dan Bennett | likes Christmas trees |
| M019 | 0036 | Paul Radcliffe | likes mountain bikes |
| M020 | 0037 | Stephen J. Styrchak | likes public transportation |
| M021 | 0038 | **Rescinded** | |
| M022 | 0041 | VarianLon | likes trees; dislikes pavement |
| M023 | 0042 | BATSY | wants to laminate the earth |
| M024 | 0044 | David Sinclair | likes sunflowers and trees |
| M025 | 0049 | Craig Beers | likes skateboarding |
| M026 | Joshua LaFleur | posted horrible poem | |
| M027 | Don Gray | wants pizza on PaveWorld | |
| M028 | Colin Lyngate Hall | thinks pavers are stupid | |
| M029 | Yamamoto | thinks we need trees and plants | |
| M030 | Chuck Theobald | likes stainless steel earth | |
| M031 | [email protected] | likes rollerblading | |
| M032 | Cooey McIntosh | likes solar panels | |
| M033 | Brad Neuberg | wants to pave Venus | |
| M034 | Rudi | likes concrete better | |
| M035 | Ted Postula | wants to pervert Earth's shape | |
| M036 | Sander Stoks | dislikes burgers and beer | |
| M037 | Jake,Earth Pedestrian | likes (shudder!) walking | |
| M038 | THOMAS JONES | likes THOMAS JONES too much | |
| M039 | Henry... | thinks pavers are insane | |
| M040 | Luke Nelson | likes smileys and dirt roads | |
| M041 | DOOMer | pisses Max off / wanky name | |
| M042 | Newt Gingrich | prevented Max from posting | |
| M043 | **Rescinded** | ||
| M044 | Sasha | likes clean country air | |
| M045 | sid lipkin | can't pee properly (like we care) | |
| M046 | BeHappy117 | thinks pavers should smile | |
| M047 | Tzimon Ylastier | will be crushed like bubble paper | |
| M048 | Susan Solon | bubble paper heretic | |
| M049 | Concrete Man | likes concrete better | |
| M050 | Felster Janin | posted horrible poem | |
| M051 | Tim McGregor | wants to lead PitSlave revolt | |
| M052 | Ian Corrigan | worships trees | |
| M053 | Beshana | posted horrible poem | |
| M054 | Ingrid K Buxton | wants to ban farting | |
| M055 | Cameron L Spitzer | thinks Paving is just a joke | |
| M056 | Rad | racist moron | |
| M057 | Sid Tan | likes forests & such nasty stuff | |
| M058 | Heather | keeps pet rabbits | |
| M059 | Kevin | posted new age mumbo-jumbo | |
| M060 | Kevin D Hobbs | thinks there is no Plan[tm] | |
| M061 | Nick Joyce | pavers don't have birthdays | |
| M062 | David Keary | consistantly idiotic drivel | |
| M063 | Ice Ice Baby | grammar disfunctionality | |
| M064 | Dave Brickner | wants pavers to blow him | |
| M065 | Symbolic | Can't even spell his own treehugging bullshit. | |
| M066 | Iain Cummings | Mentioned Gerard Depardieu. | |
| M067 | Antoine Steeg | Being gratuitously French on apte. | |
| M068 | Iron Parrot JIIM | Trademark abuse. | |
| M069 | Night Hawk | Thinks aptewa should be fun Fun FUN!!! | |
| M070 | Grashtel | Cobweb's so fucking sick of ocean inquiries. | |
| M071 | Cyba Nonymous | Wants to cover the earth in neatly stacked milk crates. | |
| M072 | Paul Rothrock | A snivelling sell-out who is willing to compromise the magnificent achievement of us 100%ers. | |
| M073 | Jolly Green Giant | Thinks Pavers[tm] are a bunch of freaks. | |
| M074 | Neddly Rabinowitzinstein | Likes solar cars that go slowly. | |
| M075 | Bruce Burhans | Thinks we can't have our earth and eat it too.(?) |
| Trk # | Old # | Handle | Reason |
| V001 | 0003 | Richard Fraser Guy | asked to be here |
| V002 | 0008 | Joseph Hertzlinger | asked to be here |
| V003 | 0051 | Andrew McCOLL | asked to be here |
| V004 | **rescinded** | ||
| V005 | Kevin Osborn | asked to be here | |
| V006 | Chris Hohe | asked to be here | |
| V007 | Chris Williams | likes motorbikes and flyovers | |
| V008 | Daniel Jaffa | wants library card (tee hee) | |
| V009 | Somebody | Bizarre tracking number fetish. | |
| V010 | Smee | "I wanna V#!!" | |
| V011 | The Dickmaster General | Likes Wurk | |
| V012 | Eric | Asked to be here with clairvoyant expedience. | |
| V013 | Unit 4 | Said "So list me". | |
| V014 | Anthony Gregory | Wants to be a pit boss. |
| Section | Active | Rescinded | Total |
| Earth Destroyers | 144 | Yeah, right. | 144 |
| Time Wasters | 303 | 10 | 313 |
| Miscellaneous | 72 | 3 | 75 |
| Volunteers | 13 | 1 | 14 |
| Totals | 532 | 14 | 546 |
Cobweb ([email protected]):
- Several truckloads of The Ultra
- Metallica's original "Garage Days"
- A 1978 Colt Detective Special 3 inch in Nickel Thank You
- A dead purple dinosaur
Dave Rogers ([email protected]):
- A very large electroplating bath
- Several cubic miles of chrome
- Workable plans to subvert Western democracies
Martin ([email protected]):
- The classics. Cold beer, sizzling cheeseburgers, fast cars, sizzling women, fast beers, that sort of thing.