All Hail the Holy Creed!
It's all we ever need
To frolic and to rave
And ultimately pave
The surface of the earth
Which will then give birth
To PaveDay1(tm) you see
Then we'll drive recklessly
It then will be a cinch
To annilahate the French
Diversity we'll boil
The skies will nicely roil
There is no need to fear
We've got tons of beer
And cows are being cloned
And slaughtered and deboned
For each driver there will be
A clone of Sandra B
The time is near at hand
All hail the mighty band!
---Willyum Shakyspur