First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
Then he said to himself, "There's
something he's needin' ".
After casting about for a suitable
pearl,
He kept messing around and created a
girl.
Two beautiful legs, so long and so
slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so
tender.
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the
fire.
Two lovely breasts, so full and so
proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers
aloud.
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless
you,
And two loving hands, to soothe and
caress you.
Soft, cascading hair hung down over her
shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him
grow bolder.
'Twas made for a man, just to make his
heart sing.
Then he added a mouth.
Ruined the whole fuckin thing.