Yes
= No
No
= Yes
May-b
= No
"It's
your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by
now!
"
Do what u want" = You'll pay 4 this later!
We
need to talk" = I need to bitch.
"Sure......Go
ahead" = I don't want you too.
"
I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron!
"
How much do u love me?" = I did something today your not goin'
like
me 4.
"Is
my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful.
"
You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me.
"
Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead!
Guy's English
"
I'm hungry" = I'm hungry
"
I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy
"
I'm tired " - I'm tired
"
Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex
with
you.
"
Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with
you.
"
Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with
you.
"
May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with
you.
"Nice
dress" = Nice cleavage.
"
You look tensed, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle
you.
"
What's wrong? " = What meaningless self inflicted psychological
trauma
are you going through now?
"
What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
"I'm
bored" = Do you want to have sex?
"
I love you" = Let's have sex right now.
"
I love you too" = Okay I said it we'd better have sex now!
"
Let's talk" = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep
person
and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
"
Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal 4 you to have sex
with other guys.