Girls' English

 

Yes = No

 

No = Yes

 

May-b = No

 

"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by

now!

 

" Do what u want" = You'll pay 4 this later!

 

We need to talk" = I need to bitch.

 

"Sure......Go ahead" = I don't want you too.

 

" I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron!

 

" How much do u love me?" = I did something today your not goin'

like me 4.

 

"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful.

 

" You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me.

 

" Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead!

 

 

 

 

 

Guy's English

 

" I'm hungry" = I'm hungry

 

" I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy

 

" I'm tired " - I'm tired

 

" Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex

with you.

 

" Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with

you.

 

" Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with

you.

 

" May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with

you.

 

"Nice dress" = Nice cleavage.

 

" You look tensed, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle

you.

 

" What's wrong? " = What meaningless self inflicted psychological

trauma are you going through now?

 

" What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

 

"I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?

 

" I love you" = Let's have sex right now.

 

" I love you too" = Okay I said it we'd better have sex now!

 

" Let's talk" = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep

person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!

 

" Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal 4 you to have sex

with other guys.

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