| Funny Quotes |
| Stacy - Matt, I'm never going to say this to you again.... harder!" Matt - "Stacy, this is the last time I'm wearing your clothes!" Stacy - "I'm trying to feel inside your pants." Jamie-Lyn - "Here Matt, I'll spread it, and you stick it in." Karen - "... and he's really nice guy and when he... I'm drunk... came over to.." Chrissy - "Bruce, don't touch me... you don't touch me unless I tell you to." Mom - "What the hell were you doing sleeping in Keri's bed?" Pat - "What do you mean?" Mom - "You know what I'm talking about! With Amy!" Pat - "Oh, we weren't sleeping." Corey - "Where's asshole when you need it" Dave - "Oh my god, I was doing Pee Wee Herman..." Reba - "Eww... I'm not touching that!" Dude from "Gate 2" - "God damn chicks man, who needs demons when we got chicks." Chrissy - "Oww, my bum! BUDDY!" Reba - "What's your name again?" Peter - "Women are not people, they are devices built by the lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment" Chrissy - "Finally someone is kicking the U.S.'s ass in the medal standings. I guess all their good atheletes worked in the trade towers!" Dave - "Keri, if I come over can you fill my hands up?" Chrissy - "It's your fault my throat hurts!" Raf - "Is she 14? She's legal then!" Hogan - "Any man who won't lie to the woman he loves, doesn't deserve to have her." Louis - "Women are like street cars, they're big and go clang, clang, clang." Ricki - "I know that most of these girls here are illegal for me to fuck, but I'd fuck em anyways!" Ricki - "Man, if I was Katie, I'd have alot of fun!" Julie - "I can get wet by myself, I don't need help from you guys" My Dad refering to Dave - "So you're a fudge packer? Poo pirate? Bum bandit?" Peter - "Who wants to play, "Drink the Beer"?..." Ricki - "Half a fucking year is 12 months you dummy!" News Man - "A ferry in the Phillipines flipped over today and threw hundreds of locals into the sea" My Dad - "Oh well. Shit floats!" Ray - "The definition of a whore is any girl that will sleep with Raf" Stewie - "Damn you vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped your from your wretched womb!" Me teaching my little cousin's - "If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards" A drunken Rene - "The water is warm because fish pee in it" Peter - "If you guys were beers, I'd drink every one of you" |