Funny Quotes
Stacy - Matt, I'm never going to say this to you again....  harder!"

Matt - "Stacy, this is the last time I'm wearing your clothes!"

Stacy - "I'm trying to feel inside your pants."

Jamie-Lyn - "Here Matt, I'll spread it, and you stick it in."

Karen - "... and he's really nice guy and when he... I'm drunk...  came over to.."

Chrissy - "Bruce, don't touch me... you don't touch me unless I tell you to."

Mom - "What the hell were you doing sleeping in Keri's bed?"
Pat - "What do you mean?"
Mom - "You know what I'm talking about!  With Amy!"
Pat - "Oh, we weren't sleeping."

Corey - "Where's asshole when you need it"

Dave - "Oh my god, I was doing Pee Wee Herman..."

Reba - "Eww...  I'm not touching that!"

Dude from "Gate 2" - "God damn chicks man, who needs demons when we got chicks."

Chrissy - "Oww, my bum!  BUDDY!"

Reba - "What's your name again?"

Peter - "Women are not people, they are devices built by the lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment"

Chrissy - "Finally someone is kicking the U.S.'s ass in the medal standings.  I guess all their good atheletes worked in the trade towers!"

Dave - "Keri, if I come over can you fill my hands up?"

Chrissy - "It's your fault my throat hurts!"

Raf - "Is she 14?  She's legal then!"

Hogan - "Any man who won't lie to the woman he loves, doesn't deserve to have her."

Louis - "Women are like street cars, they're big and go clang, clang, clang."

Ricki - "I know that most of these girls here are illegal for me to fuck, but I'd fuck em anyways!"

Ricki - "Man, if I was Katie, I'd have alot of fun!"

Julie - "I can get wet by myself, I don't need help from you guys"

My Dad refering to Dave - "So you're a fudge packer?  Poo pirate?  Bum bandit?"

Peter - "Who wants to play, "Drink the Beer"?..."

Ricki - "Half a fucking year is 12 months you dummy!"

News Man -  "A ferry in the Phillipines flipped over today and threw hundreds of locals into the sea"
My Dad     -  "Oh well.  Shit floats!"

Ray - "The definition of a whore is any girl that will sleep with Raf"

Stewie - "Damn you vile woman!  You've impeded my work since the day I escaped your from your wretched womb!"

Me teaching my little cousin's - "If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards"

A drunken Rene - "The water is warm because fish pee in it"

Peter - "If you guys were beers, I'd drink every one of you"
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