CRIME VOICES
name: wizard
instruments: clarinets, tenor sax, refrigerator door, shakers of different types, voice, electronic toys
other bands: muhammed chang, radiator
age: 28
height: 6'3"
dating status: tease
superpowers: tears that could drown the world
hobbies: puzzles, sending out hate-thoughts to the world
favorite moment from the southwest tour:
worst moment from the southwest tour: Ryan and Chief's driving
favorite impressionist painter: my dad, Fred Cotton. he painted the whole house with two coats and trim over one weekend. it really left a good impression.
haiku:
i can't stand this band
everybody's full of shit
now i want to quit
Wizard would like to say: i quit.