Duh-Lutions Acorp.
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In this Anti-corporation Organization, we do what we want. This is the corporate worlds DTIM. We won't ever need to care about the customer service we present, because we're supposedly the consumers. But, we can reject what we're spoonfed, unlike the public at large.
And although the DTIM is affiliated with us, and run by the same person, we do not condemn their actions against the majority.
In the event of a fire, please fuck off, we have important sleeping to do.
Do not forget that we are not making any product. We're here to show people via advertisements, shit we'd like put out into the world, telling people what they need to know to be intelligent.
The current profits and revenues of Duh-Lutions are $0.00, so, there is no taxes [Flik the Goverment, by doing nothing].
For a random bit of explanation, acorp is the basic 'corp.' style ending that is used for 'corporation', but 'acorp' means 'Anti-corporation'.
We're not operating any business' at the moment, but it will change as we expand into the areas of paintball, paramedicine, and possibly areonautics.
The Paintball Division of Duh-Lutions is obviously all about graffitti in a form of expression. A way to vent your anger, as needed. We plan to involve vheicles, to simulate tanks and half-tracks, and enjoy some drive-by graffitti on a battle-field simulation. As well, we will try the normal approach to paintballin', but in differing ways of game-play, with capture the flag, last-person-standing, king of the hill, doctor-dodgeball, artillery strike, and of course, snipers. There is another project in the making, but is kept secret due to the untapped markets involved. We will not be the muse for the faceless.
The medical division is looking to be trained currently, and will be doing so in March of 2008. Untill then, our bags of drugs and art supplies [think about it, that's what a medical bag is], is probably just for the bare idealism of trying to ensure the safety of those around us.
Those in the Duh-Lutions Areonautic Division has no clue about anything except for that we're bringing back the airship, big time. No other plans for anyone's consideration.
Nor would we care to release any other plans to the public, but that's the gist of what the expansion will be.
We hope to be able to one day hijack MTV or MUCH Music though. Turn the large audience into people with brains. If they reject the ideas, fine, at least we tried.
We do sincerly hope you have a good day though. Joining up is highly reccomended due to our potential to accept whatever scheme you put to us for consideration of us if it looks like it would redeem us all in the eyes of the community. We know enough about corporations involvement in corruption and degredation of principles and ethics that we do purposely use Anti-Corporate methods to stop them in their international tracks.
Apathetically and Obviously,
Sasha Trudeau, Light Switch Flicker.
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