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| Do not enter if you are easily offended by the following: a) Bananas b) Bouncing Monkeys c) Dancing Monkeys d) Monkeys in general None of the above are metaphors and should be taken literally and in context. No animals were harmed in the making of this website except one small spider that i accidently rolled my chair over. RIP. |
| Da Short Man Productions 2001 (May be used for classroom use only) (Or if you really want to anywhere else) Music from the hamster dance - thankyou very much and im sorry if i break copyright laws but please don't sue me. |