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Base Ball is Gay |
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Some of my friends pointed out that the sport that I play (soccer) is thy most faggoty sport in the world. Then I came back with the awesome comeback... Well you play baseball. |
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Well then he blew me off saying that baseball is clearly the staight manly game. Well, lets look at the stats |
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Baseball |
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Soccer |
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Requires no endurance, little strenght, no brains, small penis, and a game can be won by 3 or four players |
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Requires you to have good endurance, be strong, make smart moves on the field, and work as a team |
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Supported by over one billion people on this earth |
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Supported by a small minority of Americans and Cubans |
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Requires people to run, stop, take a breath, scratch their ass and finally wait for the pitch which will then repeat the step all over again. That means one hell of a lot of ass-scratching |
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Requires people to be constantly be on the move |
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Requires people to try their darndest to hit a BALL with a giant wood (penis-like) stick. Then the goal becomes to tag that player with the BALL before he runs home and get slapped on the ass by his team mates |
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People pass the ball intricately to one another before setting up another player to score a goal |
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I'm sorry but all this ass grabbing and ball wacking is about as straight as a circle. After all how could a sport where you have to "dressup" before you play be staight. Therefore next time you swing a bat look at all the homoeroticness that goes into that game |
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Other games that I hate: Football, Softball, Lacross, Tenis, Hockey, Basketball ( kind-of) and the lord of shit- Golf |
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