As the name implies they are really damn stupid. I saw a guy that jumped on a big half gallon of milk. Thats not funny, thats sick.
Number 9: Dave Hitting on Hot Chicks
The dude hits on every one he meets. Even guys. Except the really fat guys. He drew the line at Richard Hatch. (survivor) Even severly desperate men have to some boundarys.
Number 8: Bathroom
I excused my self 10 times during that show to go and vomit explosively. I found that if you lose all you stomach acid, it doesn't hurt that bad. I think I developed a new disease - Davemakesmewanttothrowupitus
It is a very rare and horrible illness that that plagues the small selection of viewers
Number 7: The Bald Guy and His Balding Band
Ever take the time to figure out why every one seems to hate that one Bald Guy. Neither have I. I am content just to point of the he is a skin head, and that leads probably the worst band in the world. (Including the Red Hot Chili Peppers)
Number 6 - 2: He ruins decent bands.
I saw a group that i though had pretty good music, but when they appeared on the Late Show and had dave dance, I labeled them gay.
And the Number 1 reasons the David Letterman can suck it is:
He makes bad jokes that turn people drugs