New Disease Spreading Across America
GAY
One disease has run rampant across america and been left unchecked.  No  im not talking about AIDs, Im talking about homosexuality.  Shows like  Will and Grace are the supporting normal straight americans to cut thier balls off and join the hippie movement.  That is the one reason people like it.  Its not funny. Its not dramatic.  Its not fulled with hot chicks.  Its gay.  Here are some signs you are gay.
Number of People to visit this article and be Gay-Free
1. You watch Will and Grace
2. Your friends are all chicks
3. You look at Britney Spears and ask yourself if they are fake
4. Who cares if their fake, they are gigantic
5. You listen to MatchBox 20
6. You have not looked up porn
7. You like other dudes
8. You're a Vegietarian
9. You give a fuck about the fact that downloading music is wrong
10. You are sensative
11. You commonly use the word hansome
12. You buy clothes at Gap (Gay and Proud)
If you think that you have ant of the sympotomes of "Gay", I will list some of the cures
1. Sucide- end your miserable life
2. Move to France- every one is gay there any way
3. Become a real hippie- your parents will understand
4. Deny it- What people don't know cant hurt 'em
5. Have sex with girls- If your think you are gay, chances are that you just figured you'd never get any so you made up an excuse
6. Cut your Man Stick off- so you "lifestyle doen't pass on to future generations"
Gay is not OK
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