Then, one day, a Jedi Knight name Qui Gon Jinn came to Tatooine with the Queen of Naboo, Padme Amidala, and an even more annoying alien thing. Thanks to this Jedi Knight, Anakin was freed. He went with the Jedi to be trained as a Padawan by Qui-Gon. Unfortunately, Qui-Gon was killed in during the Battle of Naboo by a Sith Knight named Darth Maul. So it was left to the first Padawan of Qui-Gon Jinn, Obi-Wan Kenobi, to train Anakin as a Jedi.
Many years later, Anakin grew into a teenager. Unfortunately, he grew into a very annoying and violent teenager. He began to despise Obi-Wan Kenobi because he believed Obi-Wan was holding him back. Suddenly, the Clone Wars broke out in which many Separatist forces fought against the ancient Galactic Republic. Anakin was eventually seduced by the Dark Side of the Force and became...Darth Vader.
1. His name is Darth Vader, the Dark Lord of the Sith. Wow. Now that's a cool name.
2. He has a red lightsaber with which he could slice you into puny bite-sized chunks.
3. That raspy breathing sound.
4. He is voiced by James Earl Jones, to create an imposing deep voice that strikes fear into his enemies.
5. How easily he whupped up on Luke in Empire Strikes Back.
6. The black terror-inducing Sith armor.
7. He can kill a man with a single gesture and he's not afraid to use it. Go ahead, apologize for not catching the Rebels. What's the worst that could happen?
Now let's remember a few Vaderisms that made him sound as cool as he is. And for extra fun, try naming the movie they came from.
1. "Perhaps you feel you are being treated unfairly?"
2. "Luke! Join ME and we can rule the galaxy as father and son!!"
3. "If this is a counselor's ship, where is the ambassador?"crunch. thud.
4. "The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant compared to the power of the Force."
5. "He will join us...or die, Master."
6. "Apology accepted, Captain Needa." steps over Needa's body
7. "I have you now!"
Finished? Okay check the answers at the bottom then...
A New Hope-3-to the rebel captain,4-to one of the Moffs,7-while in his TIE
Empire Strikes Back-1-to Lando,2-to Luke,5-to the Emperor,6-to Needa's body.
Return of the Jedi-none
