THE DARTH REALM
Star Wars News & Rumors: Darth Bulletin #2
News & Rumors Exposed By:
Shawntugg Gamorrean & Dantogg Gamorrean
(Chums Of The Darths)
EPISODE 3 CASTING UPDATES:

-- LITA (WWE SUPERSTAR) AS AURRA SING.

-- JASON LEE (DOGMA) AS JAN DODONNA.

-- RUFUS SEWELL (A KNIGHT'S TALE)
AS WILHUFF TARKIN.

-- STEVE BUSCEMI (RESERVOIR DOGS)
AS CRIX MADINE.

-- CATE BLANCHETT (LORD OF THE RINGS)
AS MON MOTHMA.

- BRUCE CAMPBELL (CONGO) WILL NOT BE PLAYING THRAWN, AS REPORTED ON OTHER SITES THIS PAST WEEK. HE IS STILL PLAYING JACEN FETT!

-- WHAT PART THESE CHARACTERS WILL HAVE IN EPISODE 3 IS STILL UNKNOWN...
STAY POSTED!


EPISODE 3 SPOILERS:

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THE RUMORS SPREADING RAPIDLY THROUGHOUT THE INTERNET ABOUT HOW AMIDALA IS REALLY COLLABORATING WITH DARTH SIDIOUS TO LURE ANAKIN TO THE DARK SIDE, REIGN OVER THE REPUBLIC, AND OBLITERATE THE JEDI ARE FALSE. IT IS JAR JAR BINKS WHO IS ASSISTING LORD SIDIOUS!

-- BOBA FETT WILL RETURN IN EPISODE 3! DURING THE TWO YEARS  BETWEEN EPISODE 2 AND 3, HE WILL HAVE HIS BODY RAPIDLY ACCELERATED ON KAMINO. IN EPISODE 3, BOBA FETT WILL TEAM WITH DARTH VADER TO ANNIHILATE THE JEDI. BOBA FETT WILL BEHEAD MACE WINDU AND HELP  VADER INCINERATE MOST OF THE REMAINING JEDI IN THE GALAXY.

OTHER STAR WARS NEWS:

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TWO DAYS AGO, CNN REPORTED THAT AFTER LUCAS OFFICIALS ANNOUNCED LOBOT WOULD NOT BE IN EPISODE 3, THE 10 MEMBERS OF THE LOBOT FAN CLUB, CHAPTER 316, COMMITTED SUICIDE BY STABBING EACH OTHER WITH LOBOT ACTION FIGURES THAT HAD SHARPENED HEADS.

--YESTERDAY, LUCAS OFFICIALS APOLOGIZED ON CNN FOR ACCIDENTALLY SAYING LOBOT WILL NOT BE IN EPISODE 3. THEY MEANT TO SAY LOGRAY. THERE IS NO FINAL WORD ON LOBOT YET.

-- THE YADDLE PUPPET USED IN EPISODE 1, WHICH WAS STOLEN RIGHT BEFORE EPISODE 2 PRODUCTION, WAS SPOTTED AGAIN! A LUCAS SPOKESPERSON SAID, " YADDLE WAS SEEN IN A MINNESOTA BAR ON JUNE 8, 2002. SHE WAS WITH WHAT APPEARED TO BE A BACHELOR PARTY. THE WITNESS THOUGHT YADDLE LOOKED OKAY, BUT EVERYONE ELSE IN THE PARTY WAS REALLY DRUNK." IF FOUND, OFFICIALS FEAR YADDLE MAY NEVER BE THE SAME LOVEABLE MUPPET AS BEFORE... BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT HAPPENS AT BACHELOR PARTIES.
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