(Actress)
(Rating Scale Down Below)
"You know what this princess's diary needs? It needs my fatty boom batty lightsaber. Then I guarantee she would see the other side of the Force, Kamino's oceans, a sailbarge, and maybe some of those big-tittied humans doing some of that
Brea and Senni lesbian shit."
Darth Vader = ***
"She might be a princess, but my crude metal heart has vacancy for one occupant only...Amidala.
Just being around her is intoxicating."
Darth Tyranus = **
"It's obvious that this contest cannot be decided by our true knowledge of the Force,
but by our skills with poetry...
hmm...
Beauty for some provides escape,
Who gain a happiness in eyeing
The gorgeous buttocks of the ape
Or autumn sunsets exquisitely dying."
Darth Maul = **
"I'd rather have a Kitonak sit on my face
and shove Chooba slugs up my ass."
Rating Average = **1/2
4 Stars = A Human
3.5 Stars = A Human Clone
3 Stars = A Human Replica Droid
2.5 Stars = A Twi'lek
2 Stars = An Erotic Humanoid Species*
1.5 Stars = A Vulcan
1 Star = A Vile Humanoid Species*
.5 Star = A Droid*
0 Stars = A Non-Humanoid Species*
Negative Stars = General Madine
* must choose a specific species or model
