(Actress)
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"Natalie Portman is by far the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. From the moment I met her, all those years ago,
a day has not gone by when I have not thought of her.
Oops. Before I forget, I need to add something else. If any of you bastards say one negative thing about Natalie,
there will be some disintegrations.
Sid, I will easily arrange an abrupt conclusion to our master/learner relationship. I ended my circle with Obi-Wan effortlessly, and if needed, I will take your dingy cloak to the cleaners too. Do not think I am afraid to toss your crippled rump down a bottomless shaft!
Tyranus, I wipe a rancor's left testicle with what you think. Do not spew any silly nursery rhymes about Natalie. You want a nursery rhyme? Well, here is one: Mary had a little lamb...piss on Mary, piss on the lamb, and piss on you!
Maul, do not make me make you cry like a two-year-old with a poop in his pants. I will take your double bladed lightsaber, shine it up really nice, turn that son of a bitch sideways, and shove it straight up your Iridonian Zabrak, death stick ass! I can beat your asses any damn day of the week, twice on Sunday. Just bring it!"
Darth Sidious = ****
"Good! Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
Darth Tyranus = ****
"This is a mistake. A terrible mistake. You've gone too far. This is madness."
Darth Maul = ****
"I will not reveal myself. I will not reveal myself."
Rating Average = ****
4 Stars = A Human
3.5 Stars = A Human Clone
3 Stars = A Human Replica Droid
2.5 Stars = A Twi'lek
2 Stars = An Erotic Humanoid Species*
1.5 Stars = A Vulcan
1 Star = A Vile Humanoid Species*
.5 Star = A Droid*
0 Stars = A Non-Humanoid Species*
Negative Stars = General Madine
* must choose a specific species or model
