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| Random Ramblings |
| Lego It is to my absolute believe that Lego could be the one thing which could bring about World Peace. Everybody should be given Lego to play as a kid. Lego stretches creativity for the pervert and the terrorrist, the minister and the pastor, the president and the road sweeper and the anime lover. Accidents like the fall of the Twin Towers might not have happened had the terrorrists or aliens or whomever had been behind it be given Lego to play with instead. Like They could use Lego to make buildings even nicer then the Twin Towers and build airplanes even grander then the passenger planes and throw the two together and watch the Lego creations fall apart. Then they could laugh and have plenty of fun too, trying out new stuff to do like crashing a ship into the White House or something equally funny. Lego is endless. If Saddam used Lego to build Lego Nuclear Missiles, no one would disturb him. He should have used Lego in the first place. But he is stupid. Thus and therefore, Lego = World Peace. Totenkopf 04/11/2002, 1:55AM. |
| I met Jesus. As I was on my way home from Sheep's place yesterday, I met Jesus. He was like this totally bishounen Chinese guy clothed in a really fashionable three piece suit complete with furs and a ferora hat. he carried a nice sword-cane too! So anyway, Jesus came to me and said, "Son, would you like to play chess with me?" And at that moment I was washed over by a feeling of utter bliss and joy. It was heavenly man. I felt so at peace with myself and the world, and I felt like I could even forgive those damned [CENSORED]! (The racial group has been censored to protect the integrity of the Webmaster) So anyway, Jesus took me to Heaven where we sat down for a game of Chinese Chess, him being Chinese and all. That's where he trashed me utterly. I didn't stand a chance against him. Man, Jesus is a great chess player. And after he whipped me 4 games outta 4, I said I gotta be going back home, cos while it was nice to be feeling so peaceful and serene, I didn't like losing so badly at Chess to Jesus. So the Almighty said 'okay, my son', and suddenly I found myself awake on my bed. It was 4AM in the morning. But I will never forget that heavenly peace nor will I forget the gentle face of Jesus. Totenkopf 04/11/2002, 6:36PM |
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