From One Spacko To Another
It took me 3 years to find some friends in high school.
I kept them by basically following these rules for 2 years.
Then i found some confidence somewhere and started acting like a twat and became better friends with them.
Good luck.
Rule # 1  Never Tell Anyone Anything
Noone, no matter who it is, will ever be reliabe enough to keep a secret, least of all yours
Rule # 2  Never Speak Unless Spoken To
If you try to start a conversation, it won't be funny, and noone will really care anyway
Rule # 3  Never Assume They Mean You
Always 'play dumb' or your just gonna end up looking even more stupid
Rule # 4  Never Walk In Front
If you're in front they can turn and you'll suddenly be walking alone obliviously, if you're walking side by side, they'll be talking and seemingly ignoring you, better to walk behind
Rule # 5  Never Continue If Interupted
A continuation of Rule # 2, if someone interupts you it's because noone cares, so don't try to carry on saying it later
You'll most likely suffer from excruciating pain/discomfort at some point, or find simple tasks extremely complicated to complete, etc etc.  If anyone ever asks what's wrong with you, don't ever tell them, noone really actually cares, and if you do then you'll be labelled as an attention seeker, or someone who 'plays on it'.  Of course, you can't win and by denying it or playing it down then they say that you're faking it, but either way they'll never know what you have to go through and are gonna make fun of you anyway, mostly whilst you're there.
When 'playing it down' if you develop yourself a kind of code, it's easier to remember, for example:
I'm tired - You'll never be as exhausted as i am now
My legs playing up - It hurts to walk, sit, stand and change stance
My back's bad - I wake up every 10 minutes because i can't roll over without screaming
My arm's funny - I can only move it one particular way without it killing
*cough* - I'm covering up the fact i just winced from the pain
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