Sheep: The Truth
Sheep, have earnt a somewhat 'innocent' and 'stupid' reputation for themselves...  I mean just look at them.  They stand around all day, chewing grass, and then when they're not stood around, they're sat down...chewing grass.  But do not be fooled by the sheep's appearance at first glance, for they are not just any old laze-about animal like the cows or the pigs.
I, along with few others who have been covertly studying the activities of sheep for some time now (most of whom have now been killed) have discovered the sheeps true nature.

They are not the wolly fools we took them to be, but are in fact the most intelligent form of life on Earth.  Although they make it seem like they sit around all day, chewing grass, this is in fact a rouze.  They have shifts in which they swap over and take it in turns to keep up appearences, whilst the other sheep are going about there evil business.
Those sheep who aren't out in the fields leading us to believe they are what they aren't, and those who aren't out on missions hidden amongst us in our world, retreat to an incredibly complex and world-wide spanning network of caves and tunnels hidden deep underground.  They call there 'home' Sheeptopia.  There are many entrances to these caves which turn up all over the world if you know where to look, however the devious sheep disguise them well.
You may be laughing right now, telling yourself that i'm crazy, that i imagine it all, BUT YOU'D BE WRONG.  The sheep are a very real threat!  They're all around us, watching our every move, manipulating us.  You may say you've never seen a sheep away from a field or a farmer...Well of course you haven't!  They are masters of disguise.  Just look at this photo, there are three sheep on this bus, but i bet you can't find them can you!  That's right, they're that good.
Using their clever camoflauge techniques they have penetrated massively influential organisations world over.  These extend from software companies, to military organisations, from banks, to governments.  A prime example would be the recent war on Iraq.  Saddam Hussein?  Ha, Saddam Hussein is nobody, just a pawn in the sheep's long term evil schemes. The sheep were responsible for the whole thing, not just in the East, but the West too...
Of course noone's perfect, and that includes the sheep.  Every now and then they slip up, and allow us human's to do something that they do not wish to happen.  The internet; a prime example.  The last thing the sheep wanted was people to be able to have the freedom of information that the internet provides.  Another example is cloning.  Not a person on the planet couldn't tell you who Dolly the sheep is.  The sheep have been trying to keep this technology from being developed for years.  If it were not for their intervention we would be 50+ years ahead of where we are now.  The sheep however are well adept to meddling with genes and are trying to create a half breed race, which look like humans, but are in fact sheep, so they can actually become world leaders and the like, rather than trying to manipulate them.  A mere disguise can only get you so far.
I am writing this to warm you all, WATCH YOUR BACKS!  Despite what you believe the sheep are out there, and they ARE watching you.  They could be anywhere and anyone, and the second they need you, you're there's without even knowing it.  They fear nothing, and they conquer all.  I have done all i can to forewarn you of the sheep's evil nature, but could not tell you what their ultimate plan may be.  Could it be world domination?  The irradication of the human race?  Or perhaps, just too carry on as they are, using us as puppets to keep there true identity largely hidden.  One thing is for certain, noone is safe...
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