A Sheet Of Cardboard
2. Sell it to the highest bidder
3. Write on it
4. Draw on it
5. Use it to replace missing floor tiles
6. Throw it away
7. Cut it into infinatelly small pieces
8. Try to fold it in such a way that you make it larger
9. Make a shoe out of it
10. Use it as insulation when you sleep on the streets
11. Cut it up and weave it into a basket
12. Eat it
13. Make a dolls house from it
14. Use it as a plate
15. Put it on a table and use it as a coaster
16. Nail it to the wall and use it as a shelf
17. Pave your garden with it
18. Roll it up and use it as a pen pot
19. See how small you can fold it
20. Use it as a blind for a window
21. Paint on it
22. Use it as a cup
23. Make a box out of it
24. Burn it
25. Insulate your house with it
26. Use it as a house
27. Use it as a pizza base
28. Wipe your ass with it
29. Rip it to bits and see how much you fit in your mouth
30. Spread the love with it
31. Send it to Africa, they can't afford cardboard there
32. Wrap presents with it
33. Show it to people and try to convince them it's all seeing and all knowing
34. Set up a camera to see what it does whilst you're out
35. Use it as an address book
36. Make beer mats out of it
37. Use it to chat up people out of your league
38. Use your Jedi training to make people believe it's worth their weight in gold
39. Squash insects with it
40. Wear it when you're mascarading as your alter ego to masked your true identity
41. Sharpen it into a deadly blade
42. Fold it into origami
43. Turn it into a charge-couple device and use it to see in the dark
44. Tie some string to it and use it as a kite
45. Use it as a shirt and start a new trend
46. Poke eyeholes in it and hide behind it, playing pranks on people
47. Get it wet and use it as a paper mach�
48. Use it as a radiation sheild
49. Use it as a raft
50. Decorate your room with it
51. See if you can grow an ecosystem on it