Darnem Productions proudly presents....
A story of hope, betrayal, and good oral hygiene.
Sadly, Minty Fresh Industries
has been canceled/postponed for
a further rewrite due to cast member Sergio
Negrete's relocation to Mexico.




LEFT: Vader drinks tea and RIGHT: Vince explains his theories concerning Gilligan's Island.
EXCERPT FROM THE SCRIPT
Mr. Bline: K/1988, welcome to the official orientation of Minty Fresh Industries Incorporated position W982.

(Mr. Kline hands Mr. Bline a file.)

Mr. McAppleby?

Vince: Um...no. I'm Mallen. Vincent Mallen.

(Mr. Bline hits Mr. Kline with the file.)

Mr. Bline: Mr. Sine, please tell Mr. Kline he is fired for retrieving the wrong file.

Mr. Sine: Mr. Kline, you're fired.

Mr. Kline: Mr. Bline, would you please ask Mr. Sine why I am being discharged?

Mr. Bline: Mr. Sine, why have I fired Mr. Kline?

Mr. Sine: You'll have to ask Mr. Bline.
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