A QUOTE PAGE!!!!
Librarian: Here you go,the phone book for Hikido, Japan.
Homer: Thank you, may I please use your phone?
Librarian:  I...s it a local call?
Homer: Y...es.

From: The Simpsons
Comments: I liked the voice actor for the librarian, I don't know if I did his "I..s it a local call" thing right, cuz it be so damn funny when u listen to it in person.
Sam: So all we have to worry about is me and Dougherty.
Lambert:  Right.  A SIGINT (*SIGnal INTelligence) ninja with an unconcious beauracrat on his shoulder is less than copacetic, don't let him see you.

From: Splinter Cell
Comments:  I like this quote, but this isn't exactly it, I'll try to see if I can write down the whole thing later
(Trish crashes through a wall on a motorcycle)
Dante: Whoaho, slow down babe!
(Trish gets off the motorcycle)
Dante:  Well well, what do we have here?  Nature calls?  It's in the back.

From: Devil May Cry (1)
Comments:  Heh... what else do you say to a woman who crashed through the wall of your store on a motorcycle?
�x�Ѯv (My Taiwanese Mandarin teacher):  The place where I really want to visit is America, everyday we watch American movies, listen to American music, and eat American McDonalds.

From: School
Comments: Yep...McDonalds...All-American.
99 boy #1: Man, look at dose foos!
(shows some boys on scooters wearing jerseys that say 49)
99 boy#2: Man, I ain't eatin' nothin' that cost 49 cent!

From: Jack in the Box commercial (the 99 boys)
Comments: They way I typed it doesn't make it sound as funny as it should, if you saw this commercial, you'd know that it is the: BEST COMMERCIAL EVER! (*note opinion #50)
Garfield: It takes years of practice to get this depressed.

From: Garfield Takes Up Space (his 20th book)
Comments:  heheh
Uncle Jack: I shall never marry, Atticus.
Atticus: Why?
Uncle Jack: I might have children.

From: "To Kill A Mockingbird" (good book!)
Comments: Uncle Jack thinks too much.
Calvin: Paul Gaugien once said "Where do we come from, what are we, and where are we going?" I don't know about anyone else, but I came from my room, I'm a kid with big plans, and I am going outside. See ya!

From: Calvin and Hobbes (I saw it in the tenth anniversary version)
Comments: Under the strip, Bill Watterson writes that he still finds the strip funny, I can't help but concur (by the way this isn't the whole strip)
????: If I don't come back in one hour...wait a little longer.
From: ????
Comments: I found this on a IMDB as one of the discussion board member's "signature quote"
Shane: I'm a Russian spy from Timbuktu, here to implant spy devices into race horses so as we can coordinate our missles for when the penguins turn on us.

From: Shane Shelton
Comments: NO one can think of more random things than my friend Shane.
"When dusk falls and darkness is near, the curtains shall fall, dance of the bloodthirsty dead."

From: Devil May Cry
Comments: Granted that Devil May Cry is not a scary game some scary quotes can be found.
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