Nickname: ROK Soldier, Phatkorean, Dad...and mom
Date of Birth: First Spawned on September 28, 1979; Has respawned since then
Birthplace: Seoul, South Korea
Current Residence: Chinatown Area of Burke, Virginia
Likes: Honing my ninja-like skills with VR/VG training, Kicking ass and taking names, baking desserts and women...who are like a rare and precious jewel to be coveted and placed into the strong secure hold of all that is man. Each gem possess its own unique cut, clarity, and color giving a women unparalleled depth and dimension the likes of which no man can compare. If you are lucky enough to come across such a priceless beauty, hold onto it for when you have it you are supremely rich for when it�s gone, you are all the more poorer for having possessed it and let it slip through your fingers.
Dislikes: Sound of people eating i.e. smacking of lips
Favorite Color: Blue
Favorite Letter: Tie between R and X
Favorite Symbol: -
Favorite Number: 7
Favorite Car: RX-7
Top Ten Favorite TV Shows (Placed in no particular order to prevent Mr. T from �bustin a fool�s haid� because they�re too close to him): The Simpsons, Any Star Trek Show (Enterprise doesn�t count), Airwolf, Knight Rider, The Family Guy, The A-Team, In Living Color, Transformers, Thundercats, Iron Chef
Quote: �We�re all special in our own way. Everybody�s different but that�s ok. Because even though we might have different color skin, different points of views, be tall or thin, it doesn�t mean I can�t lay you down woman and touch your silky skin. With my love deep inside you where no man has ever been, touch your leg, caress your thigh and�what were we talking about again?�
Additional Info:
Bud Light Presents Real American Heroes
Real American Heeerrooes
Today we salute you Mr. Republic of Korea Soldier
Mr. Republic of Korea Sooollddierrrrr
Without you Americans would think of themselves as Asian and TRY and be Asian.
Got Yellow Fever
You, the ROK Soldier, use your superior ninja skills to keep those damned dirty gaijins in their place,
With that Kung Fu Grip
By your dedication of adding names to your list of asses kicked, people know their roles and shut their mouths
Laying the smack down
Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, Jet Li, Gordon Liu and Sonny Chiba all call you master
Can�t snatch the pebble
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. Republic of Korea Soldier and know that I speak for all Americans when I say thank you for not letting us turn Japanese.
Mr. Republic of Korea Sooollddierrrrr
