Slayer. Kombatant wanna-be with pink highlights.
Nyohah. Ambassador of the Queen's Honor Guard.

The Replacement Killers

With the lights out,
We're less dangerous,
Here we are
Now entertain us

Welcome to the Real World, Neo. Here, we abide by our own Road Rules.

The Replacement Killers is a free-roaming, alternate universe thumbnail theater.

Here, Mandalorians cross paths with Jedi Masters while Wasteland mutants introduce break-dancing to the Edenian populace at large.

You'll learn the limits of authorship, tangle with possessed kitchen appliances, learn the shocking truth behind SPF 45 sunblock, and witness the delicate political realities of entertaining foreign dinner guests. (Remember, silverware is not a grooming tool.

Pick an episode, and let the games begin.


(New) Dramatis Personae
(New) Lost In Translation

One:Welcome Mats
Two: To A Crisp

Three: When Worlds Collide

Scene One: Salad Days
Scene Two: Welcome To Kansas
Scene Three: From Russia With Love
Scene Four: Converse Wars
Scene Five: Meet Market
Scene Six: Road Less Travelled

*~Conclusion Pending~*

Disclaimer: This has nothing to do with the movie The Replacement Killers, Sony Pictures, Chow Yun Fat, or Mira Sorvino. Similarly not affiliated with Lucasfilm Entertainment Ltd., Midway Entertainment/Midway Manufacturing Co., Image Comics, Jeff Scott Campbell, Wildstorm Entertainment, and/or any and all other pop-culture references. Further, ownership/profit on said properties is neither incurred nor implied. All original characters are property of their respective creators (ie, us. Touch them without permission and DIE.) Don't sue, 'cause we're busy collegiates, and really, you ought to be flattered that we like your stuff so much.

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