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Ripping it off.
What's grosser than ten dead babies in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, two scoops of dead baby.
What's little and blue and sits in the corner?
A baby in a plastic bag.
What's little and green and sits in the corner?
A baby in a plastic bag after a month.
What's little and red and flails around wildly?
A baby in a blender.
What's little and red and taps on glass?
A baby in a microwave.
What's the best part about eating out a dead chick?
The rice.
What's black and blue and doesn't like sex?
The little girl in my trunk.
What's the difference between a baby and a rock?
You can't fuck a rock.
I like my women like I like my coffee-
Roasted, ground up, boiled, and served in a cup.