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| Raaaaandom! |
| Ok, so here are some of the most random things my mates have ever said.....if u got any more, then tell me and i'll stick em on.... |
| "Your father was a moose and your mother was an elderberry..." -Seb!-u have me saying it now....lol |
| "Monkiens in spring...." -Spindle-cheers 4 makin' me look odd |
| "Does sand get sunburnt....? " -Duuuuh, Rob u twat.... |
| "Push the swing, feed the wench, feed the birds, smoke the menth and go to sose....." -What have Vicki and Ellis got me saying??! |
| "It's a lesbian flavoured lamp-post" - Scary Adam, very scary.....lol |
| "Mine's as big as a Llama..." -That's where it all started eh Bex? |
| "Skuse me Mike, can i have a trumpet.....oh, i mean a sheet..." - Oh dear Kim, we seem to have lost the plot...! |
| "Fark" - Yes Tom- IT WAS YOU! U started it!:p |
| Pie! Ballbags!" - Vicki.....ah never mind |
| "Does your Dad walk to work?" Nick- the original "Random Nick" |
| Me: "John, what time is it?" John:"Time to fly!" -I'm not even going to say anything about that one John.... |
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| "I enjoy ham...purple Ronnie and the chronic turkey presents the orange hamster incident and the lavatory flavoured beard" Um, Adam, we must get you out of your restraints, i don't think they are helping.....! |
| "Yesterday the chickens were worth 34 gold pieces" Ollie- i asked for random, and i got it.*bite bite* |
| *Looks at cat food tin* "You could keep your cat in there..." *Looks at tin foil food holder*"You could wear it as a hat" -Phil- don't scare the customers!.....Too late |
| *Staggering to our hotel from Berties in Newquay* "The sea has a lot of salt in it doesn't it?" -Becky- She's so clever innit |
| While Vicki and I are looking up into the sky, Brendan says " I'm going to go and sit over there, the grass looks nicer.....i like grass..." Lol, (Stoned Brendan- After being with us for about three hours.... "hello everyone, i'm Brendan, here I am!) |