1. No Carebear fonts (purple, pink, ect...) Rainbow fonts are also fuckin' faggotized
2. No Mallgoths, unless they're hot and semi-cool
3. Ages below 16 aren't allowed. take your kiddie shit elsewhere!
4. If you're bored, leave! We're not here to entertain you
5. No A/S/L, look at the person's fucking profile
6. If you don't have a picture on your profile, you're fat or ugly, this is known as the 'No Pic Rule'
7. No MM shit, this isn't a dark hippie room
8. No spell begging, again, this isn't a "magick" room
9. No religious talk, unless you're bashing christians
10. No fucking music on VC, music sounds like shit on it... and chances are your music sucks anyway
11. No Carebear talk (words like 'luv' and 'huggles' are fucking gay)
12. No premade emotes. Instead of downloading them, make your own ya unoriginal bastard
13. No transexuals, we've ran into a few, and they're annoying as hell
14. No Cradle of Filth, Slipknot or Marilyn Manson fans! They're cream soda drinkers and so are their fans
15. If you refer to Dave Mathews as 'Dave' like you know him, you need to get out of your dorm room more often.
16. No mental gimps, if you can't type properly, find a Pokemon chatroom ( i.e. ur a fag u suckz)
17. No music is allowed to be discussed but metal and metal only
18. No posers, if you're lame and try to fit in by saying you like death metal, we'll put you to the test
19. Only regulars can bash regulars
20. People that type under the name of 'kitten' or anything feline-related are fat, no arguing about it
21. Anyone that has a food item in their name is also fat, unless it's in a sexual manner
22. If you're a midget, you must go into slavery to be bred in Napalm's basement
23. We don't care if you're gay, just don't go into the room bragging about it
24. Don't have a pic on your profile of Dani Filth
25. If you come in, don't lurk around and not chat, we hate cunts that stay for hours and don't say shit
26. Rule 25 can be avoided if you're a hot bitch
27. No naked fat chicks on cam, we've pissed in our pants because of that
28. Avoid Frickery if possible, she's a psychopath that'll force you to drink her urine
29. If you come in bitching about the room not being "dark", save yourself the time and leave
30. Don't come in and pretend to turn on the lights, that's fucking annoying
31. No role playing, emotes are fine, but being a RP prick will get you a date with Evil_Lafffer
32. Regulars can make and break the rules
33. Don't PM people you don't know unless it's cool with them or you're hot and messaging a regular
34. Don't come in and announce your A/S/L, we'd rather you announce your bra size
35. Don't hit on the regulars unless you have a pic of yourself
36. No flooding or promoting shit, unless what you're promoting is in our interest
37. If your boyfriend ain't in the chatroom, don't talk about him...we don't care
38. No huge fuckin' fonts
39. No attention whores
40. If you have an adult profile, there better be something 'adult' about it
41. No pretending to wave at others
42. If you're not in the regular page, you're not a regular... Don't bitch about it or you'll be in the Hall Of Shame
43. No "vampires", they're utterposers and should all be killed... fuckin' Anne Rice faggots...
44. Regs can request naked pics, refusal to do so is an iggy
45. If you're not a reg, rule 44 can be avoided if you stick a chicken up your ass and kill a wigger
46. No wiggers
47. No Hippies
48. If a chick is real hot and annoying, just give her a chance to get picked up by a regular
49. If a hot chick is on your friendlist and is online, you must invite her in. Delete her off your list if she adds a regular
50. If you're friends with a person in the Hall Of Shame, you're not welcome in the room
51. If you're an English dude and start shit, everyone is within power to call you gay... Just go have tea time and leave us the fuck alone...
52. No towelheads... fuckin' camel fuckers...
53. Only females are allowed to like bands such as Opeth, Type O, ect... Males that like gay bands are gay
54. If you like a black metal band with a female in it, you are gay.... gay gay gay gay gay gay! (this includes Dani Filth)
55. Hackers and booters are faggots! Stop hiding behind little programs and face us!
56. We do not insult people, we merely point out the obvious... i.e. If Ripper calls you a "cum guzzling gutter slut", he's just pointing out that you're a whore, that's all :)
57. No overuse of exclaimation points!!!! We know you're not really that excited!!!!
58. Don't come in the room braggin cuz you're female and bisexual, trendy cunt.
59. Don't fake drinking beer online, that's fucking gay
60. No pimps, playas, gangstas or juggle folk. (See rules 45, 46 and 90)
61. Dragonball Z fuckin' rules!
62. Wait, no it doesn't... any fans will be beaten to death with HIV infected dildos!
63. Anyone with 'Boi, Boy, or Baby' in their name is gay
64. If we catch you breaking any of the rules, don't bitch at us for it
65. When we mention the rules to you, don't say, "Rules are meant to be broken!"... that's stupid and childish
666. None of Cunt's friends are allowed in the room
67. Don't have a picture of a different person on your profile, chances are you'll be caught
68. If Evil_Lafffer says he loves you, put him on ignore
69. Anyone who hits on a Hot Bitch that we don't know will be called a fag and then put on ignore
70. Don't disrespect strippers. If a woman takes her clothes off for money, it's likely that she is on the Hot Bitches page.
71. Don't get pissy if Evil_Lafffer tries to view your webcam. It takes him forever to download the kind of porn you should be showing him live.
72. Making up names to bands that don't exist to prove you're more extreme than us is hippie, pansy, fag, carebear bullshit. They are famous for this in the Black Metal room.
73. Reaper is the room's token black guy. Do not call him "nigger". "Nigga", "Homie", "Spearchucker", "Dat Pimp" and "Honkyslayer" are acceptable.
74. Hot Bitches may claim Reg status, priviledges included, once per day.
75. Stop yer whining about 'rule 74' You know as well as I do that hot chicks get away with shit all the time.
76. Don't come in claiming you know somebody from a well-known band unless you're a Reg. (We really do.)
77. There has been a rash of women sending nude photos to Regulars. Keep up the good work.
78. Never, under any circumstance, send a chain message. Penalty for this is death by sex with Suzy.
79. Don't say "Greetings" or "Salutations" or any other bullshit word that means hi. Why don't you try speaking like you do in real life?
80. Everyone must Speak English! Parlez Anglais! Sprechen Sie Englisch! Beszel Angol! Tala Englendingar! Snakke Engelske! Hable Ingles!
81. If you're a remotely doable chick, Suffer and Evil_Lafffer are waiting to fuck you. This is known as the 'Suffer and Evil will fuck any chick that isn't fat rule''
82. Don't continuously enter the room and leave, pick a fuckin' room and stick with it
83. Have we mentioned that Dani Filth is a queer?
84. If you run into Hurt, call her a hippie and stick a bird up her cunt for us
85. Don't feed the birds in Hurt, they live off of her menstrual fluids
86. If you're the victim of an unrelenting emote attack by a reg, you've fucked up somewhere
87. Is it incest if a hermaphrodite fucks itself?
88. If you are male and actually have nude pics of yourself, you're gay.
89. If you have screwed up in the room and now we dislike you, don't come back trying to apologize. Just fuck off.
90. If you are gay, you must stick a chicken up your ass and kill a wigger.
91. Trying to get a reg on room iggy will get you on it
92. Once someone is placed on room iggy, no one can talk to that person, or they'll be ignored too
93. Bow to the Fecal Lord \m/
94. No random greeting of people you don't know. We don't want most of these fucks to stay.
95. No overuse of "WB". It's a waste of time.
96. Telling a Reg to grow up is likely to incite some immature shit.
97. Some of these rules are enforced and some are meant to be funny. Figure it out for yourself.
98. Don't come in judging us and calling us judgemental. It's easier to kill yourself.
99. Any females entering the room on cam must show their breasts to Goat Destroyer and Evil Lafffer. This is non-negotiable.
100. Using the huggy smile in the room will make you a target for "death by Manilow". I think Evil Lafffer is serious this time.
101. If you are in the chat room and have read all these rules, it is likely you have become a lurker (thus breaking rule 25).