The Truth: Heres another lame-ass sequel to our running craptacular series, Warcraft III : Reign of Chaos. More like Reign of not knowing that our work sucks. In addition to our prequel, we have added more inane, unoriginal crap to keep you gullible idiots playing our stupid game. World of Warcraft is an online role-playing experience set in the award-unwinning Warcraft universe. 'RP FAGS' can assume the roles of Warcraft so-called heroes as they stand still, walk around, execute lame emotes, and quest across... well nothing. World of Warcraft is an MMORPG which allows thousands of stupid playesr to bicker, insult each other, call others 'n00bs', 'RP FAGS' (as stated earlier), 'gay homos', and other titles. Whether adventuring together, bickering as usual, or fighting each other in not-so epic battles, thus if one loses, they will constantly bitch about 'lag' or 'hacks' or 'noobiness', players will form friendships (although of course they wont last, since the typical WoW player is a baffoon), forge 'alliances' (more jargon to intice idiots to play our game), and compete with enemies for power and glory. And for calling them noobs. And fags. And RP fags. Also, most WoW players will probably jack off to night elf players emoting on spam. Idiots.
MMORPG is an acronym for "Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game". In an MMORPG, thousands of players exist in the same game world at the same time.
The Truth : What is an MMORPG?
In WoW's case, an atrocity.
As a massively multiplayer online game, World of Warcraft enables thousands of players to come together online and battle against the world and each other. Players from across the globe can leave the real world behind and undertake grand quests and heroic exploits in a land of fantastic adventure.
The Truth : What if World of Warcraft?
As a massively multiplayer online game, World of Warcraft enables thousands of players to come together online and troll, curse, insult, threaten, buy products in the game with real currency, exploit, masturbate to night elf emotes, and battle against the world and each other, not knowing that they are fools. Players from across the globe can leave the real world behind possibly because they are losers and undertake 'grand' (is used loosely here) quests and 'heroic' (once again, loosely) exploits in a land of stupidity.
Unlike other MMORPGs, World of Warcraft allows players to play the game at their own pace, whether it be a few hours here and there or entire weeks at a time. The quest system also provides an enormous variety of captivating quests with story elements, dynamic events, and flexible reward systems. World of Warcraft also features a faster style of play, with less downtime and an emphasis on combat and tactics against multiple opponents.
Below are some features found in World of Warcraft:
Eight playable races
Nine playable classes
Multiple professions each with unique benefits
Thousands of quests to undertake and complete
Multiple modes of transportation
Extensive and elaborate storyline
Three realm types for differing styles of play
The Truth : What does World of Warcraft have to offer?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh. It's a serious question.
Exactly like other MMORPGs, World of Warcraft allows players to play the game at their own pace, whether it be a minimum of 6 hours here and there or entire days, weeks, months at a time. Your only time. The quest system (we're unoriginal!) also provides a tremendously little amount of variety of quests with almost no story elements, dynamic events, and unflexible reward systems. World of Warcraft also features Uber-Lag, which provides huge amounts of packet loss and ping, and an emphasis on being an asshole with little or no tactic against multiple opponents.
Below are some features found in World of Warcraft:
Eight playable races and nine playable classes (because we want everyone to get every race, every class to level 60 so that they are hooked to the game and we completely destroy their lives)
Multiple professions each with unique benefits (like being called 'Fenris' Sar' the Mighty of Azeroth Legend' or 'Penis Master')
Thousands of shallow quests to undertake and complete (once again, mind-controlling the player)
Multiple modes of transportation (so it takes forever to get from one side of town to another)
UNextensive and UNelaborate storyline (those probably arent words)
Three realm types for differing styles of play (but in the end, they are the same)
Visit these different sections of the website to get an idea of what the game is actually like:
The Truth : What is the look and feel of the game?
It's shitty.
World of Warcraft has received rave reviews from all over the world and has won numerous awards from the world's top game reviewers.
The Truth : What awards has World of Warcraft won?
Let's see here:
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Well, not much, those fake-ass awards they posted on the official site is either false (99%) or were given by pity. But, we... well I have decided to give World of Warcraft an award.
To purchase World of Warcraft, please visit your local retail store or order the game now on the Blizzard Online Store.
The Truth : Where can I buy World of Warcraft?
Why would you want to?