| ~Why We Believe We're Corrupted~ |
| We think Yams are Sexy. I think David Anders is Hot. We believe that Orlando Bloom is way overrated. We howl to the moon. We think the Apocalypse will come one of these days. Bowling on Birthdays is Evil. We were screaming Bloody Murder on a Kiddie Coaster at Knott's. We went J-walking in Rancho Santa Margarita plaza. We sang the Yam Song on the Vortex at Paramount's Great America. We despise the Fish Overlords. But we wordship the Bird lords cause they eat and rebel against the Fish Overlords. I said "Oh shit" for the very first time after being friends with HER. I take math two years above my grade level. She's an overachieving freak. So is SHE. We're the top four chairs in our orchestra now. We all play two instruments. I suck at piano. When she really doesn't. I love incense. We think the opium flavor is the BEST. Next to orchid of course. But only when it's from Thailand. Both of us have been to Thailand. Where everything is REALLY cheap. Yet our dads still tried to make things CHEAPER... We love wolves. We worship rocks. Red rock and Wolf rock, actually. We resorted to making wishes in a bathroom at a restaurant using the toilet and two pennies. We love the color purple. Cause it represents happiness to us. We have a mood color coding system. Lor wanted to watch hoodie people's butts sticking out of their cars. We had run ins with hoodie people who asked me if I wanted to party and drink. I almost told 'em "Hell NO!" We went running off to try and spot the "drunk naked guy" on our floor... We held services for all our "invisible" friends who died. Like Uncle Mary who came into being when we were at Disneyland. And Eunice Bartholomew who came into being that day, we were making prank calls to random numbers.... We have younger sibling who're pains in our butts. I have an older one that's just as bad. We actually made this list.... In the future. And we actually thought you'd read this. And we're hoping it'll get longer after this new year.... |