The Amazing Jeckel Brothers Lyrics

INTRO

Jake Jeckel
Boom shaka boom (Ha ha ha!)
Boom boom boom
Boom shaka boom (Ha ha ha!)
Boom boom boom
Lllllady's and gentlemen meet your guardian
Your keepers of morals...hahaha kindness
The path to Shangri-La is led by heeeee led by you, ooh
He is of your positivity
He is of your love
Meet one half of the juggling duo
That is your soul I'm talkin about
Uhhh Jake Jeckel
Jeckel another Jake catch one more
They'll try and catch all thats instore for you
How many souls will fall from the sky?
How many souls burned wondering why?
Jeckel another Jake catch one more
They'll try and catch all thats instore for you
How many souls will fall from the sky?
How many souls burned wondering why?
Jeckel another Jake catch one more (How many more...)
They'll try and catch all thats instore for you
How many souls will fall from the sky?
How many souls burned wondering why?
Jeckel another Jake catch one more (How many more...)
They'll try and catch all thats instore for you
How many souls will fall from the sky?
How many souls burned wondering why?

Bring It On
Hey Mike, Mike, MIKE!
Turn it up, right about now
Welcome everyone to the big show
Jake and Jack, and the dark carnival
Remove your hat so we'll cut off your head
Show respect you's amongst the dead
Don't like biggots and richy boy fucks
Ain't shit changed bitch, check nuts
Detroit, Southwest murderers die
The greatest spectical under the sky
5 Cards came and made their mark
From moon you gone down to Patton park
Fuck the drum kids, xylophone, cello
I'm a wicked clown bitch hello
Everbody come jump in our ride
Fit you and your fat ass bitch inside
Wagons, tents are swift as a breeze
Can't nobody get with these, muthafucka
Bring it on!
Bring it, bring it, bring it
Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it
Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it
Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it
Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it
Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it
Bring it, bring it
Bring it, bring it
Violent J and Shaggy serial killers with a style
Fashion of the 2000's and beyond
Voodoo, chicken and magical wands
Dead bigots, face down in a pond
Broken neck with the flick of our wrist
All this playa hatin gettin me pissed
Fat chick, skinny chick, chicky chick hoe
Swishers, Faygo's and Kung Foo blow's
If Jake Jeckel drop it he ain't done
No more chicks just sizzlin balls
I'll hypnotize ya like a vampire
Bite your neck and set your head on fire
Shoot me with silver bullets OK
I'll pull 'em out, pawn 'em and get paid
Here try my liquorish treats
I know dead folk that chew they feet
Carnival moves in shadow of time
And we's runnin a little behind, bitch
Bring it on!
Bring it, bring it, bring it
Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it
Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it
Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it
Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it
Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it
Bring it, bring it
Bring it, bring it
Bring it on
Insane Clown Posse ICP
Axe murdering done with a touch of Detroit class
Jeckel Drop Ball
Shangri-La dies
Jeckel Drop ball
Shangri-La dies
Jeckel drop ball
Shangri-La dies
1 for your greed
2 for your lies
Jeckel drop ball
Shangri-La dies
Jeckel Drop ball
Shangri-La dies
Jeckel Drop ball
Shangri-La dies
1 for your greed
2 for your lies
Shaggs 2 Dope serial killa
Axe murder boy, wig cap peela
I can wear a Fila jacket and look fresh
I'm pimpin like David Koresh...why is it?
People think I got bombs in my locker
Teacher try to open it up, I'ma sock her
Get the fuck back and leave me alone
Before I have to come to your home, and see ya
Wind me up and I can do flips
And put the smack down on your lips
Billy Bill, Rude, Jump Steady, Tom Dub
Stef, and Legs, Double A got love
Drinkin Moon Mist carnival bar
Got folk love, people love whatever you are
Fork side ways I'm a jugglin man
Can't nothin reign bitch
Bring it on!
Bring it, bring it, bring it
Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it
Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it
Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it
Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it
Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it
Bring it, bring it
Bring it, bring it
He's brings it to ya
Like we work for the fuckin federal UPS

I Want My Shit
It was like March, April
Fuckin Lebra
Fuckin uhh Taurus, born in 1775
I'm like 300 and somethin, but I'm still alive
I used to hang with the original, Billy the Kid
You probably think I'm only playin but, I did
My daddy's were a 2 headed freak show
Mama, a fortune teller, Esmeralda Zeller
Anyway they had sex on a Ouija board
And I was born the next day
Violent J
When I was 14 I tripped on the train track
And I was crushed right there, on the steel rack
I'm out cold, they thought it had fucked me up
I got up and itched my butt, I'm like, what?
Everybody tripped and called me the clown devil boy
Child of the Witch heffer, whatever
Tied me up, burned me, and threw stones
Had a few scrapes and cuts
Smokey Nuts
After that they started bowin and shit
Prayin to me, you know how them primatives get
I said get off my dick I ain't a savior
I'm what ya call a juggalo, and all I want is my flavor
4 simple things in this bitch before I die
I want a rusty axe!
I wanna know voodoo!
A fat bitch named Bridget!
And a little sip of Faygo too
Till I get my shit in this muthafucka
I will neva DIE!
Aww hell yeah, so anyway
50 years passed all my homey's are old ass fucks
I ain't even got hair on my nuts
I left the village in search of my ends, I wrestled alligators
Battled terminators
Nothin ever killed me, nothin could harm me
I fought in the civil war, Yankees army
I walked across enemy lines with a mack 10
Man they didn't even have that shit back then
How you just gonna come in my shit and fuck it up?
Well at least make this shit sound real man, damn!
I walked acrossed enemy lines with a, lantern
Steady takin cannon balls
To the balls
The war ended, I traveled the country horse back
Until this fool tried to horse jack
He put his gat to my head and blew my face up
It didn't even smear the makeup
I took his gun a put a divot in his neck
Sherriff didn't like it
I got indicted
87 long years in the state pen
Until they finally forgot why they put me in
They had to let me go, can't hold me on nothin
On they way out they like "Yo, ain't you like a hundred and somethin?"
I said Yeah thats right, and I ain't gonna die till I get my shit muthafucka!!!
I want a rusty axe!
I wanna know voodoo!
A fat bitch named Bridget!
Just a little sip or two
Till I get my shit in this muthafucka
I will neva DIE!
Hahaha whoo hoo, yeah
I slept under bridges, lived in the valleys
I climbed up mountains, searched the alleys
More years passed and I still ain't died
Now I'm in Detroit on the Southwest Side
My homie has an Impala blue '67
Last night we hit the road pushin 111
I stuck my head out the window told 'em floor it the most
And let my nugget ping off a light post
Hahaha hell yeah cuz, hurts a little bit but then ya
get a straight buzz
The world hates me cause of shit like this
They always try and kill me but, MISS
I know it's odd cause my face is forever painted
When I was born the bitch ass doctor fainted
My tongues a little long I choke people with it
Looks kinda nasty, but chicks dig it
And I told ya my neck can strech for miles
I sorta look like somethin from the X-Files
People wanna see me die more than a little bit
But I'm a juggalo, and as a juggalo I want my SHIT
And I ain't gonna die till I get it!!!!
I want a rusty axe!
I wanna know voodoo!
A fat bitch named Bridget!
I said Faygo FUCK Mountain Dew!
Till I get my shit in this muthafucka
I will neva Die!
Die!
Die!

Bitches
Bitches
Hahaha
Bitches
Ha!
Bitch ass
Bitch at any moment is what I'll do
You fuckin bitches
I'll do it to you, and the few of your crew
Bitch at any moment is what I'll do
ICP, ODB
I'll do it to you, and the few of your crew
You bitches
Bitch what the fuck?
What are ya tryin to do to me?
You wasn't true to me
When I was locked up you fucked somethin like 34 guys
But I let that slide
Cause your ass is bangin, your titties is phat
I wanted to fuck that, but fuck that
I never gave a fuck and you put me through the courts
And? And gave me genital warts
Now I stack my nine, I'm goin for your knees
I'ma blow 'em out and give your neck a squeeze
Ha whoo as your standin there I'ma be like BITCH!
You know you done fucked up right?
Girl you know I love you but now you gotta die
Now ya gotta die, now you gotta die
Girl you know I love you but now you gotta die
(Never wanted it like that)
Girl you know I love you but now you gotta die
Now ya gotta die, now ya gotta die
Girl you know I love you but now you gotta die
(Never wanted it like that)
Don't talk about bitches I'm fuckin them
Please note fat bitches I'm fuckin slim
Unless its one of those nights I'm smokin my shit
I don't care about how I'm fuckin it
How much it cost big fat crack head?
Ain't tryin to hear all them words you said
Five minutes bitch, and I came
Fuck your name, and from were you came
I don't give a fuck bitch, I will kill you
You Shaquita
You Belinda
You too Passion
BITCH!!!
Girl you know I love you but now you gotta die
Now ya gotta die, now ya gotta die
Girl you know I love you but now you gotta die
(Never wanted it like that)
Girl you know I love you but now you gotta die
Now ya gotta die, now ya gotta die
Girl you know I love you, you bitches!
One thing I can't stand is these bitches
Tryin to take my riches, when I ain't even got none
I never lied, you knew what I wanted all the while
My dick in your vertical smile
We kiss and hug, and snug, and tickle
But the bitch wouldn't even buff my fuckin pickle
She fucked everybody else in the place
It's all good, NOW LET ME HEAD BUTT YOUR FACE!
Bitch
I love you but now ya gotta die (Thats right)
Bitches (That's right)
Girl you know I love you but now you gotta die
Bitches, BITCHES!
Girl you know I love you but now you gotta die
Now ya gotta die, now ya gotta die
Girl you know I love you but now you gotta die
(Never wanted it like that)
Girl you know I love you but now you gotta die
Now ya gotta die, now ya gotta die
Girl you know I love you but now you gotta die
(Never wanted it like that)
Girl you know I love you but now you gotta die
Now ya gotta die, now ya gotta die
Girl you know I love you but now you gotta die
(Never wanted it like that)
Girl you know I love you ya dumb bitch!

Terrible
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I Stab People
I�d like to uhh, if it's cool with Jake and Jack
I'd like to address the juggalos on a uhh personal matter
Because it's not all good
I mean things aren't always that cool
You know? I mean I just wanna talk to you guys
About a problem I got, maybe you can help me
I stab people, 4 or 5 people every day
I tried to see a shrink to stop that shit but there aint no FUCKIN way
I stabed 'em, stabbed his nurse, and his fuckin cat
Stabbed 'em, stabbed 'em all like that!
I stab people I know, I stabbed Alex my manager
He was like "WHAT THA FUCK!"
I stabbed 'em in the gut!
I order food just to stab the guy when he gets there
I don't care, I stab anybody anywere, uh uh there!
I stabbed the mailman he was pissed
He tried to mace me
I'm too quick with the stab, come on, come on chase me
I stabbed Twiztid, Jamie Madrox I stabbed 'em
Myzery stabbed me, ahh god damn 'em
I stab old people, old ladies, little kids I don't give a fuck
I stabbed a fat guy in the butt, hehe what?
I met Pete Rose, stabbed him twice in his nipple
I'm Violent J, I stab people
Maybe somebody can help me
Maybe somebody can help me
Maybe somebody can help me
Maybe somebody can help me

Another Love Song
Yeah, I mean I hear what your sayin
I mean you got carried away in the moment
And I could forgive you.....I could do that
I could do anything if I wanted to
I could buy you a Lexus Truck with a white leather interior (I could)
I could kill off some bears and dogs and shit
Just to make you a fur coat
I could love you and treat you with class (Oh yeah)
And have babies fallin all out your ass
But thinkin about that
I feel I'd rather kill you
Cause I got you in my car you ain't goin no were bitch your dead
I'd rather cut that neck in half
I'd rather choke out that bitch ass
I'd rather chop and never stop
Because you fucked my homie
I'd rather cut that neck in half
I'd rather choke out that bitch ass
I'd rather chop and never stop
Because you fucked my homie
I could take all the face paint off
And get a real job workin for your dad
I would rather take a 10 pound axe
And stick it in your daddy's forehead
I could let you move into my house
You'd fuck the neighbor everytime I go out
And whipe his nut on my pillow (oh)
But I think I'd rather kill you
Cause we parked here all alone on this here dark
allyway, hey
I'd rather cut that neck in half
I'd rather choke out that bitch ass
I'd rather chop and never stop
Because you fucked my homey
I'd rather cut that neck in half
I'd rather choke out that bitch ass
I'd rather chop and never stop
Because you fucked my homey
I'm the one that killed your precious cat
And stuffed 'em in your fuckin mail box (Whistle)
If I only hadn't cut off my hair
I'd choke you with all my dred locks
When I scream at the moon everynight
You shoulda known somethin just ain't right
Cause I'm gonna slap you (bitch)
And then I'm going to kill you
Cause the moon told me to and it's watching us right now
I'd rather cut that neck in half
I'd rather choke out that bitch ass
I'd rather chop and never stop
Because you fucked my homey
I'd rather cut that neck in half
I'd rather choke out that bitch ass
I'd rather chop and never stop
Because you fucked my homey
I could go back to school instead
And try and get my diploma
I'd much rather bang your head on the wall
Untill you fall into a coma
Cause I can't get you outta my head
I'd cut my head off, but then I would be dead
And I ain't the only muthafucka that's dying
So let's just die together
I'd rather cut that neck in half
I'd rather choke out that bitch ass
I'd rather chop and never stop
Because you fucked my homey (Let's just die together)
I'd rather cut that neck in half
I'd rather choke out that bitch ass
I'd rather chop and never stop
Because you fucked my homey (Let's just die together)
I'd rather cut that neck in half
I'd rather choke out that bitch ass
I'd rather chop and never stop
Because you fucked my homey (Let's just die together)
I'd rather cut that neck in half
I'd rather choke out that bitch ass
I'd rather chop and never stop
Because you fucked my homey (Let's just die together)

Everybody Rize
Smile I'm a blow a hole in your neck
And leave ya standin there lookin stupid like Beck
Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound
FUCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WIT THA CLOWN
Fuck rednecks dum diddy dum
Barrels in your mouth, shreds your tongue
Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound
FUCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WIT THA CLOWN
Fuck Gene Simmons you make me sick
Psycho Circus you stole my shit
Spit your blood out and do your dance
But I'm a kick that ass through your leather pants
Fuck Palooza big festivals
We'll never sell out with you bitch ass hoes
Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound
FUCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WIT THA CLOWN
Everybody raised on the East side, RIZE
Everybody raised on the West side, RIZE
Everybody raised on the North side, RIZE
South side RIZE, everybody rize
Everybody raised on the East side, RIZE
Everybody raised on the West side, RIZE
Everybody raised on the North side, RIZE
South side RIZE, everybody rize
Fuck money, I was raised up without shit
Thats how I'll die, thats how I live
Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound
FUCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WIT THA CLOWN!
I SCREAM! I make towers shatter
I hoop the moon through the rings of Saturn
Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound
FUCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WIT THA CLOWN!
I say what I want, whatever I feel
Fuck your big contract record deal
Label ain't shit you's amongst the dead
Dark Carnival alacoombacked
Fuck videos, and radio play
Fuck, shit, suck my dick all day
Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound
FUCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WIT THA CLOWN!
Everybody raised on the East side, RIZE
Everybody raised on the West side, RIZE
Everybody raised on the North side, RIZE
South side RIZE, everybody rize
Everybody raised on the East side, RIZE
Everybody raised on the West side, RIZE
Everybody raised on the North side, RIZE
South side RIZE, everybody rize
Suck my dick
Suck my dick
Suck my dick
That's straight from my heart
Suck my dick
Suck my dick
Suck my dick
Suck...my...dick
Michael Eisner can suck my dick
If he's got some kinda problem with my shit
Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound
FUCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WIT THA CLOWN!
Just a FAGGOT!
Korn, FAGGOT!
They call you that cause you act like a bitch
Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound
FUCK OUTTA HERE, FUCK OUTTA HERE!
Fuck skin color everybodies blue
Then what would all these bigots do?
Instead of your tone, they'd hate your size
That's why I must pluck out all of there eye's
ICP We roam alone
Ever since Inner City Ghetto zone
Now everybody jumps to the juggalo sound
FUCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WITH THA CLOWN!!!!!!
Everybody raised on the East side, RIZE
Everybody raised on the West side, RIZE
Everybody raised on the North side, RIZE
South side RIZE, everybody rize
Everybody raised on the East side, RIZE
Everybody raised on the West side, RIZE
Everybody raised on the North side, RIZE
South side RIZE, everybody rize
(In reverse) If you flipped this message
Because you thought there was some secret message
There ain't shit)

Play With Me
Hey, hey, hey...
Every year it's more of us and all we do is fill the box
You might play with me at first a couple days a week at tops
Just like your atomic supersonic retro plasma car
We will all get tossed inside just like the piece of shit we are
I will be your fantasy imaginary special friend
I can feel you, I will lay with you, no need to talk to them
But instead you toss me in the box leave me to rot away
Hoping you'll pick me again some day, hey hey
Why don't you come play with me?
Take me to the other side
Most of them are raggedy
It's lonely when you're locked inside
Why don't you come play with me?
Take me to the other side
Most of them are raggedy
It's lonely when you're locked inside
I will sit and listen to your bibble babble tibber talk
But when you go in tonight you'll leave me out here on the walk
You'll ignore your little friend or trade me for somethin instead
Please come get your doggy don't let him chew off my FUCKIN head
All your mom and daddy do is work and fight that's all they do
I can understand the way you feel because I feel it to
But you'll leave me in the box and I can barely hear you play
Lost among the toys of yesterday, hey hey hey
Why don't you come play with me?
Take me to the other side
Most of them are raggedy
It's lonely when you're locked inside
Why don't you come play with me?
Take me to the other side
Most of them are raggedy
It's lonely when you're locked inside
Boys and girls fuck that old crusty shit!
Come down and get your brand new, haha shiney, slimey, atomic shithead!
I can see you near the bed when I look through this tiny crack
You've become much older now and I don't see you turning back
7 years in darkness I can only hope my wish comes true
That some day I'll get you in my hands...AND I'LL PLAY WITH YOU!!!!!!
Why don't you come play with me?
Take me to the other side
Most of them are raggedy
It's lonely when you're locked inside (It can be so lonely)
Why don't you come play with me?
Take me to the other side
Most of them are raggedy
It's lonely when you're locked inside (It can be so lonely)
Why don't you come play with me?
Take me to the other side (It can be so lonely)
Most of them are raggedy
It's lonely when you're locked inside (It can be so lonely)
Why don't you come play with me?
Take me to the other side (It can be so lonely)
Most of them are raggedy
It's lonely when you're locked inside (It can be so lonely)
Why don't you come play with me?
Take me to the other side (It can be so lonely)
Most of them are raggedy
It's lonely when you're locked inside (It can be so lonely)
Why don't you come play with me?
Take me to the other side (It can be so lonely)
Most of them are raggedy
It's lonely when you're locked inside (It can be so...)

Jack Jeckel
Boom shaka boom shaka (Hahaha)
Boom boom boom
Boom shaka boom shaka (Hahaha)
Boom boom boom
Lllladies and gentlemen (Come here)
Meet your greeter
Your keeper of wickedry the path to Shangri-La ha ha ha
Is misled by he, misled by you
He is of your NEGATIVITY, he is of your HATE, ha
Meet the other half of the juggling duo
That is your soul
The AMAZING JACK JECKEL, Jeckel!!!!
Jeckel another Jake catch one more
They'll try and catch all thats instore for you
How many souls will fall from the sky?
How many souls burned wondering why?
Jeckel another Jake catch one more
They'll try and catch all thats instore for you
How many souls will fall from the sky?
How many souls burned wondering why?
Jeckel another Jake catch one more (How many more...)
They'll try and catch all thats instore for you
How many souls will fall from the sky?
How many souls burned wondering why?
Jeckel another Jake catch one more (How many more...)
They'll try and catch all thats instore for you
How many souls will fall from the sky?
How many souls burned wondering why?

Fuck The World
Fuck
Fuck that shit
Fuck give it to me
If I only could I'd set the world on fire, fuck
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Say fuck the world
FUCK THE WORLD!
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Fuck 'em all
FUCK 'EM ALL
Fuck you, fuck me, fuck us
Fuck Tom, fuck Mary, fuck Gus
Fuck dairies
Fuck the West coast
And fuck everybody on the East
Eat shit and die
Or fuck off atleast
Fuck pre-schoolers
Fuck rulers
Kings and queens and gold jewlers
Fuck wine coolers
Fuck chickens, fuck ducks
Everybody in your crew sucks
Punk muthafucks
Fuck critics
Fuck your review
Even if you like me, FUCK YOU!
Fuck your Mom
Fuck your Mom's Momma
Fuck the Beastie Boys and the Daili Llama
Fuck the rain forest
Fuck a Forest Gump
You probably like it in the rump
Fuck a shoe pump
Fuck the real deal
And fuck all the fakes
Fuck all 52 states, oooh
And fuck you
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Say fuck the world
FUCK THE WORLD!
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Fuck 'em all
FUCK 'EM ALL
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Say fuck the world
FUCK THE WORLD!
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Fuck 'em all
FUCK 'EM ALL
Fuck Oprah
Fuck opera
Fuck a soap opera
Fuck a pop locker, and a cock blocker
Fuck your girlfriend I probably did her already
Fuck Kyle and his brother Tom Petty
Jump Steady, my homey fuck 'em what are ya gonna do?
Fuck that bitch fuck you
Yeah well fuck you too
Don't bother to analyze these rhymes
In this song I say FUCK 93 times
Fuck the president
Fuck your welfare
Fuck your government, and fuck Fred Bear
Fuck Nugent, like anybody gives a fuck
You like to hunt a lot, SO FUCKIN WHAT!
Fuck disco
Count or Monty Crisco
Fuck cisco, and Jack and Jerry Brisco
And fuck everyone that went down with the Titanic, in a panic
I'm like, FUCK YOU ALL!!!!
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Say fuck the world
FUCK THE WORLD!
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Fuck 'em all
FUCK 'EM ALL
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Say fuck the world
FUCK THE WORLD!
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Fuck 'em all
FUCK 'EM ALL
Fuck Celine Dion, and fuck Dionne Warwick
You both make me sick, suck my dick
Fuck the Berlin wall, both sides of it
And fuck Lyle Lovett, whoever the fuck that is
Fuck everybody in the hemisphere
Fuck them across the world
And fuck them right here
You know the guy that operates the Rouge River draw bridge
In Del Ray on Jefferson?
FUCK HIM!
Fuck your idea
Fuck your gonarrhea
Fuck your diarrhea, Rocky Maivia
Fuck your wife your homey did
He's fuckin you
Fuck the police, and the 5- 0 too
Fuck Spin, Rolling Stone, and fuck Vibe Fuck everybody inside
Whoever's on the cover, fuck his mother
Fuck your little brothers homey from around the way And fuck Violent J

The Shaggy Show
From Southwest Detroit
Deep within Zug Islands Industrial Waste Depository
It's Shaggy time!!!
Hey, how ya doin down there?
It's nice to see ya, alright
What up ya'll?
Welcome to the show
I'm Shaggy, like you don't fuckin know
This is my sidekick, fat Pat
He goes
He, He, He, He
And all of that (That's right)
Anyway on my way here I almost died
This bitch in front of me was like 105
Don't worry about drunks or late night truckers
Old ass bitches try to kill muthafuckas
This lady's got her left blinker on for an hour or more (Yeah)
Then she makes a right into my side door
This comedy shit's gettin old
The game is to be sold, not to be told (Yeah)
You can feel the excitement right? (Yeah)
Snoop Dogg is with us tonight
Hahaha thats what I'm sayin
On the Shaggy Show shit we ain't playin (Hell naww)
And that ain't it (What?)
Also on the show (Who?)
Another muthafucka that well
Some of you know (He, He, He)
You see him with me a lot
He's like a brother
Violent J's in this muthafucka
I like that kid Violent J
Hey Mike
What's up?
How ya doin today?
Just great Shaggs
Well that's great
Now lets give a hand
To Mike E. Clark and that Gangsta Fun Band!
We'll be right back with Violent J!

Do your homies have money? Are you broke?
Yeah
Do bitches look at you like some kind of joke?
Straight up!
There's nothing you can do except get your PhD
Playa Hata's Degree?
Thats right
Awww hell yeah
Player Haters Academy located on Welfarm in Detroit
Offers the finest in playerhation tactics
Yeah that's right
Such as the bitch hater
Hey man fuck that fine ass bitch!
Or the look shook
Yo bitch I may be ugly at least I ain't got no money!
Or the never ending shooting star
Just cause he got a car he wanna be drivin that bitch!
Get your PhD and join a nation of playerhation
WORD UP!

Ok, my first guest, he's nutty as hell
He just served a half a year in the county jail
Now he's back, for now atleast
Hey Violent J's in this bitch ass piece
What up y'all? What's happenin?
It's been 6 months and my dick ain't having it
If I don't hurry up and get me some ass
I might bust this nut on your tv glass
Anyway been workin on my brand new shit
A brand new group with my homies Twiztid
It's called Dark Lotus, should I play some for ya'll?
Hell nawww
Now I been hearin a little of this and that
About you havin some kind of a panic attack
Tell us, um is it true?
And when you have one, what tha fuck do you do?
Well I'll be sittin there enjoyin a coffee
And then all of a sudden I'm like, GET OFF ME!
Then I start chokin on pedestrians
Untill they give me my shot of calaphalestrian
But that's all over now it's old hap
I'm a perfectly normal necrophiliac
Just don't test me, or pull strings forget it
I might grab your neck and do bad things with it
Well on that note, thank you J, for real
What's up with poppin one of them selopian pills?
Take your ass back stage and relax (I'm straight)
Snoop Dogg is coming up next!!!
Stay right here we'll be right back

I like my chilli hot, as a matter of fact I like my chilli so god damn hot
That you can cook a hogs ass in a spoonfull
When a workin man such as myself wants a little hot fixin
I reach for that bottle of momma's god damn hot chilli
Smooth tender chunks with chilli beans
Filled with momma's hot bastard bacon bits
And drizzled with just the right amount of thick savory sauce
Drippin with noodle nuggets and Texas tough onions
Mmmm, mmmmm thats hot, god damn hot!
Ask for it by name

Thanks fellas, alright yo were back
My next guest pioneered this sound of rap
He's come a long way from the LBC
Please welcome Snoop D-O double G
Look up in the sky it's a bird, it's a plane
It's the big dogg y'all fuckin wit the insane
Clowns, get down nigga I represent the town
Hey yo Violent J lets go half on this pound
I stay gangsta life on, I drop the bomb
They call me Snoop Dogg and I can raise your arm
So any MC that disagree with me
Step up and watch your muthafuckin ass meet defeat
Snoop, what?, Now you got platinum on your walls
All the fools stare and scratch there balls
They wanna be like you, they wanna try to steal your flow
Now, what up?
Yo, why is that so?
It's like everywhere I look, and everywhere I go
Some bitch ass nigga (Biatch) tryin to steal my flow
But I don't pay 'em no attention oh should I mention
I'm all about the money and ride in cars with suspension
Bouncin, makin up corners smokin dope
Smoking that weed hangin out with my loc's
Folks don't give a fuck about nuttin at all
That's why I'm known to the world as big muthafuckin
Snoop Dogg, nigga
Snoop Dogg everybody
Now we gotta bring a close to the party
Thanks Violent J my loc (Sure)
And thank you Snoop for that bag of smoke (Get down)
Join us next time for the show
We'll have that one bitch from Letters To Cleo (Hey)
That's it for now, I'm out this bitch
Hey yo Gangsta Fun, show 'em how ya got rich!

Mad Professor
He He He
Oh shit he's here
Hi
uhh how ya doing?
Is this the right place for that furniture ahh
Yeah sure is come on in
Pretty nice place here you got here cobwebs are a nice touch
So that's the couch eh
Yeah we got some um take a look at the apolstry right there
That's pretty fuckin nice I haven't seen
Whoa you all right there
Excuse me real apolstry
I ain't seen nothin like that since shit like back in the...
Mutherfucka
You want my couch
You muthafucka
I need your mutherfuckin brain
You can't have my couch
What da the fuck you thinking
Now come here you big fat muthafucka get on the table
I was never popular this I'll admit, fuck school
School never liked me, cool
All the kids would always beat me till I'm half dead
Make fun of the size of my forehead
But that shit never bothered me
See momma and mother they owned a lot of property
They had a science lab in the basement and that's where my free time
Well were my time was spent
I made a mouse with a chicken head it clucked 3 times
Cluck Cluck Cluck, then it was dead
I made a lot of things cool
Like a frog with a turkey neck it was tha shit yeah
But I'm still lonely I need a homey
So I collected limbs and made me a zombie
I could have made me a girlie friend
But fuck that I got my girlie right here yeah
You can call me mad professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity
So this is like where you live
That's right why you don't like it
I mean oh my god it's dirty
Do you like?
Hehe Shut up bitch
Give me your tippie toes
I used some many body parts it was crazy
I killed a whole bunch of muthafucka's like what 80
They all chipped in on my special friend
Everything helps even if you got a finger to lend come on
I hear the other children playing outside
"Keep it down you little bitches I'll skin your fuckin hide"
Trunks full this parts wack
Somehow I gotta attach this nut sack
Shit fuck I'm sawing off an elbow
Looking at the meter on my quazar in the low
Or better yet look out the fuckin window
I see a storm comin it's all most time to roll
Screw the head on come on come own
It's the thuggish ruggish Bone
OK it's time hit the switch turn it up a hert
Fuck, shit, didn't work
You can call me mad professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity
Hey
Hey you call for a wrecker
Sure did come on in
I got the truck runnin outside I'm gonna go ahead�
Oww muthafucka what you'd hit me with a fuckin frying
pan or sumthin?
What the fuck bra
You crazy mutherfucka oww that shit hurts
Come here
I'm gonna fuck you up
Get back here
He's trying to kill me
It wasn't always easy let me tell ya
But fuck that uhh cause I ain't no failure
I put the shit with the veins and stuff with that wait a minute
You hear that?
Yeah
It's alive I just gotta wake it up
Hand me that Rock N Rye
Pour it in the cup
Give it to his ass wait hold up pause
I ain't cleaning his draws man fuck that
Get him set, get him ready its all most time
Paint his ugly ass face up almost like mine
I see him twitching I'm on a roll
He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival
Turn the hertz all the way up for this shit
And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit
Did it work you make the call?
"Shaggy ?"
�What up Y'all?
You can call me mad professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity
You can call me mad professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity
You can call me mad professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity
We will rule eternity
We will rule eternity
We will rule eternity
We will rule eternity

Assassins
You know who your fuckin with?
W-W-W-W-W-W-W-Wicked clowns
You know who your fuckin with?
W-W-W-W-W-W-W-Wicked clowns
Wicked clown wicked clown
Wicked clown wicked clown
Don't fuck with me
Wicked clown wicked clown
Wicked clown wicked clown
Wicked clown wicked clown
Wicked clown wicked clown
Don't fuck with me
Wicked clown wicked clown
Wicked clown wicked clown
As I walk the River Rouge I saw this man
He was cubba, he was butter
Snatched his jewelry and ran
I caught up with Nate
And said I think it's worth a grand
He smiled, and he giggled, and he shook my hand
The jam is goin down I need the money so I'm giddy
The fuckin snake was cruel all they gave was $750
My momma threw me out
I called my sister a whore
Now my house is abandoned
My bed is the floor
It's been a week I haven't eaten
I starve and I crawl
Saw my teacher Ms. Elena up at Wellington Mall
I broke into her Dotson and jumped in the back
And waited for the bitch and put my shank to her neck
She offered her car key's, cried, and said please
She promised not to tell, and give me A's and B's
I said I want your money bitch and all I can sell
I looked into her eyes, and she was SCARED AS HELL!
I knew she was a snitch so I cut off her tongue
Got happy with the trigger now I'm on the run
AN ASSASSIN
Wicked clown wicked clown
Wicked clown wicked clown
Don't fuck with me
Wicked clown wicked clown
Wicked clown wicked clown
Wicked clown wicked clown
Wicked clown wicked clown
Don't fuck with me
Wicked clown wicked clown
Wicked clown wicked clown
You know who your fuckin wit?
W-W-W-W-W-W-W-Wicked clowns
You know who your fuckin wit?
W-W-W-W-W-W-W-Wicked clowns
My father was a priest cold blooded he's dead
Hipocrite, he was a bigot so I cut off his head
Poured on the holy water bless the dead is what I said
And heard the demons screaming as his body bled
Now I'm drunk on the freeway just the other day
I saw a fine hitchhiker, and I wanted to play
Pulled up to the curb so I can offer a ride
She said thannks, I said no thang and she got inside
I'm peepin as I'm creepin I'm packin an erection
I'm steering with my dick
I'm like LOOK in which direction
Made it to her ave, she got out and said see ya
Yo babe like won't ya chill and help me kill this 2 liter
Went into my trailer, I filled up the glass
Before she took a sip I had my dick in her ass
I banged it, and banged it, the shit was obsurd
Like she was Sporty Spice, and I was some fuckin nerd
Then she rolled over, and gave me a kiss
And said, so when am I getting paid?
WHAT BITCH?
First I tried to choke her, she went for the door
And said, welcome to the disease there's no cure for
Bitch I love you, but now you gotta die
I chased her through the door, but she slammed it in my eye
She passed by my boy, and I knew he was strapped
Billy pulled out his gun, and shot the bitch in her back
Still want booty?
I went for the hatchet
And screamed at the moon like a sick psychopatchic
Choppin and choppin they said J what tha fuck?
On the news they found her head stuffed up her butt, WHAT?
I'm an ASSASSIN
Hahaha a muthafuckin assassin
An assassin
Wicked clown wicked clown
Wicked clown wicked clown
Don't fuck with me
Wicked clown wicked clown
Wicked clown wicked clown
Wicked clown wicked clown
Wicked clown wicked clown
Don't fuck with me
Wicked clown wicked clown
Wicked clown wicked clown

Echo Side
Echoside Echoside not without my echoside
Imagine a place that exists beyond, a place that's seldom seen
A place that even the wickedest souls that burn have never been
There was a soul named Damian he was nothin heaven would save
Instead he was cast to the flames of hell to serve an eternal grave
Even in the after life things don't always go as planned
Satan's realm see's through this, it's hectic and over jammed
Damian earned his spot in hell right until his dying day
So the wagons took his sorry soul and taunted him all the way
They finally reached that resting place an endless pit of fire
But Damian had escaped through the back door of Satan's lair
Out the back entrance of hell but with nowhere else to hide
His time is just a tomb resting in the Echoside
Echoside Echoside not without my echoside (4x)
(Take me to the shadows on the other side of time)
(If there is a hell, then there must be a behind)
(Take me to the other end and bury me in black)
(Take me from the other side and never bring me back)
Damian ran as far as he could before his legs began decaying
There were many dead trees, a blood red sky, and headless children playing
A wicked man with a long black tongue saw Damian's legs were dead
So he layed on top of Dameon and then licked the back of his neck and said
(Backwords talking saying) Fuck the Devil Fuck That Shit
We believe in life legit
If you diggin what we say
Why you throw your soul away?
Echoside Echoside not without my Echoside (4x)
(Take me to the shadows on the other side of time)
(If there is a hell, then there must be a behind)
(Take me from the other end and bury me in black)
(Take me from the other side and never bring me back)
(Backwards talking again saying) Fuck The Devil Fuck That Shit
We believe in life legit
If you diggin what we say
Why you throw your soul away?
Damian crawled for many hours in puddles of blood he lay
Torchured by everything he saw yet wishing along the way
His arms decayed and fell off his body as he rolled along the floor
Still trying not to look back, as if something else were in store
The clouds above were dark and hot yet dripping with blood rain
The ground infested with rodents that crawled throughout his veins
As Damian layed in Echoside, hells screams could still be heard
The blood red sky would flicker with the torchure that occured
Thinking that he had escaped every scream he heard he laughed
With the headless children pointing and urinating in his path
He finally saw some fortress gates so he quickly rolled into it
These red gates were the front doors of hell, and he never knew it, he he
Echoside Echoside not without my Echoside
(Take Me to the shadows on the other side of time)
(If there is a hell, then there must be a behind)
(Take me from the other end and bury me in black)
(Take me from the other side and never bring me back)
(repeats till the song is over)

Nothing�s Left
Man, (sniff), I love you guys man
Man shut the fuck up man, why you always gotta ruin the moment?
Fuck you
Ain't nothin left here for me
So I'm out this bitch
Fuck stayin here
I'm bouncin the fuck out
We out this muthafucka right now
There's no story that ain't been told
There's no gimmick that ain't been sold
There's no ocean that never been swam
There's no jobber that ain't been slammed
There's no road that ain't been traveled
There's no doctor that ain't been baffled
Ain't no thug that never cried
Ain't no preacher that never lied
There's no rumor that ain't been passed
Ain't no question that no one's asked
There's no tree that won't get chopped
There's no bomb that won't get dropped
Ain't no path that no one's laid
Ain't no beast that ain't been afraid
There's no feet that no one can
There's no saga that never began
Ain't no snow that didn't melt
There's no punch that ain't been felt
There's no skill that no one's learned
There's no planet that he ain't turned
There's no feud that never dissolved
There's no problem that ain't been solved
There's no tale that no ones told
There's no beauty that won't get old
There's no garden the sun ain't beamed on
There's no shoulder that ain't been leaned on
There's no color that ain't been seen
Purple, (red), yellow, (blue), forest green
There's no desert that ain't seen rain
Nobody here that ain't felt pain
There's no bigot that ain't been clowned
There's no treasure that I ain't found
Ain't no cave they never explored
Ain't no mother that ain't been ignored
There's no leader that ain't been led
There's no blood that ain't been shed
There's no dish they never made
Ain't no brick they never laid
Everything left's been done before
Nothings new, nowhere to explore
On the day the wagons come, I just pray that you let me on
On the day the wagons come, I just pray that you let me on
On the day the wagons come, I just pray that you let me on
On the day the wagons come, I just pray, I just pray
On the day the wagons come, I just pray that you let me on
On the day the wagons come, I just pray that you let me on
On the day the wagons come, I just pray that you let me on
On the day the wagons come, would you let me on, won't you let me on?
Hey Jake Jeckel fly, twist, and spin to the other side
Hey Jack Jeckel fly, twist, and spin to the other side
Hey Jake Jeckel fly, twist, and spin to the other side
Hey Jack Jeckel fly, twist, and spin to the other side
Hey Jake Jeckel fly, twist, and spin to the other side
Hey Jack Jeckel fly, twist, and spin to the other side
Hey Jake Jeckel fly, twist, and spin to the other side
Hey Jack Jeckel fly, twist, and spin to the other side
Hey Jake Jeckel fly, twist, and spin to the other side
Hey Jack Jeckel fly, twist, and spin to the other side
When the wagons come, when the wagons come
Hey Jake Jeckel fly, twist, and spin to the other side
Hey Jack Jeckel fly, twist, and spin to the other side