"Out Of Control" by Hoobastank begins to play as gold and red pyros fly off the stage and into the roof of the Arco Arena as 15000 fans are on their feet, going crazy for the (delayed) return of WsW's Monday Night Mutiny.

MR: Hello everyone, I'm Michael Rossenbourg, alongside Hall Of Famer Hardcore Icon, and we're back in business!

HI: How many times have you said that Mike?

MR: Far too many Icon! But let's take you backstage where I have word that somebody is arriving...

A silver '69 Stingray Corvette pulls into the parking lot for Monday Mutiny. The crowd on the inside of the arena blow up in cheers. Chrome and sparkle can be seen as the vehicle rolls to a stop in a parking spot close to the back doors. As the engine is cut, a slur of camera people crowd the space. The door swings open, as Flood steps out of his car. Looking as handsome as ever wearing a silver and purple Armani shirt with some black slacks. He looks at his silver watch and smiles as he speaks on tonight's matches.

Flood: Look everybody. The entrance of your next World Champion begins this very instant. Look at that pitiful roster. The ridiculous candidates for this match simply amuse me. Adz, you will be the first. But not the last. Dark Lotus, you are another guy whose been speaking a lot as of late. You think you are going to beat me to the World Championship? What the hell are you on? Boy, understand this one thing before I prove it to you tonight. You've gotten less than a piece of ice in hell of a chance in beating me for that belt. Fuck all of this shit on skills and big words. Lotus, tonight in that ring. In front of all those people...you will meet your first big match of the year. You and I...and one other unlucky man will be clashing for the World title in the main event. It's got nothing to do about training...or heart....this is about who the fuck is better...and that's me. Adz...it's time for your first swimming lesson...If you test the current...YOU WILL DROWN!!

Flood smiles as he pushes through the mass of people and disappears via the door as the scene fades out to flashing cameras.

HI: Oh jeeps, here we go… you see, this is one of the only four reasons I didn’t want to come to WsW’s reopening… we have to see a fruit wrestle!

MR: What were the other three reasons?

HI: I’ll have to see Adz.

MR: … And another?

HI: I’ll have to see Adz.

MR: I’m not even going to ask the fourth… *mocks Icon* “I’ll have to see Adz”…

HI: … Since when did you grow balls? No, Hackett has power… HE’S GONNA KILL US BEFORE WE START…

Before Rossenburg can make a comeback, “It’s Raining Men (Hallelujah)” starts up, cueing the cage to lower. Johnny Fabulous walks out to the ring, strutting what he has… and making kissy faces to all the men in the crowd.

HI: Bleh…

J-Fab slides into the ring just before the cage fully lowers… and proceeds to hump the mat…

MR: Well… erm… this young man seems to be… sexually frustrated…

HI: How the hell can that be? HE’S A… NOT STRAIGHT DUDE IN SACRAMENTO!

MR: Behootch.

HI: Belee Dat-

“Violence Fetish” by Disturbed picks up where… the other song lacked, signalling Knife Point’s return to the WsW ring, with Knife running out to the ramp.

MR: WsW’s last Television champion making his return-

HI: AGAINST SOMEONE ADMITTING TO BE A “FLAMER”!

MR: … You really have to quit that… the FCC is ACTUALLY paying attention now…

Knife Point tries to enter the cage, but Fabulous starts… gyrating at the door, causing Knifey to back up considerably.

MR: HAHA… seems like someone isn’t secure with their masculinity.

HI: Oh really? Why don’t you go enter the cage with the homosexual gyrating freak in the way, huh Michael?

MR: I’ll pass… hey, I just realized that could have been so easily an Adz reference-

HI: Who said it wasn’t?

MR: …

Knife goes to enter again once the referee has backed J-Fab away, but Johnny runs up and tries to deliver a Homo-Erotica to Point before he even enters the ring. Knife bails again, as Fabulous starts making… thrusting motions…

HI: Oh Dear Lord… I’m gonna hurl…

MR: I think Knife Point is beating you to it.

Indeed, Knife has come up with the dry heaves, and is running ferociously to the back as Fabulous does a motion in between his legs that is blurred from the camera.

MR: SEE?! I TOLD YOU THE FCC WAS CRACKING DOWN!

HI: Meh

The referee in the ring begins a count… after he gets to 6 and sees Knife Point not even in the arena he throws his arms up in frustration and calls for the bell, as the cage raises. The referee has the announcer announce the official decision-

The winner by count out = Johnny Fabulous!

HI: Wait a focking second… how the hell did a CAGE match end by countout?!

MR: A first and last, Icon.

HI: Thank God…

We switch up to President Hackett’s office, where he stands in front of the Wheel Of Fun. The camera pans back, revealing Flood and Adz also in the room. Zak just chuckles and begins the “meeting”.

Zak: Well, now that I have MY Wheel Of Fun-

Flood: What?

Zak: MY Wheel Of Fun.

???: I repeat Flood's statement... What?

The crowd pop like crazy as the worried look of Zak's face changes to slight anger when the camera spins around and shows WsW CEO Jay V straightening his tie with a smug look

Zak: You said you couldn't make it... You were ill!

Jay V: Tell ya what Zak, go grab me a coffee, I'll do the spinning here...

As Zak leaves, Adz goes to touch a plant in the corner, to which Jay slaps Adz's hand

Jay V: NO! BAD ADZ! NO COOKIE FOR YOU!

Laughter from the crowd is heard as Flood let's loose a slight chuckle and Jay spins the Wheel Of Fun... It spins, and spins and spins, almost lands on Las Vegas Showgirl Match... Goes past capture the midget match... and lands on a...

Jay V: Submission match! Perfect, wrestling at it's finest gentlemen... Make us proud

‘Cloud Connected’ by INFlames hits the arena speakers as the former WSW world champion Flood makes his way toward the ring, the crowd give off a tremendous roar as the returning superstar slides into the ring.

MR: Flood, former WsW Champion making his return looking to make history tonight

HI: But so is Dark Lotus, who is in a match later on

‘Bring me to life’ by Evanescence beats through the arena as Adz, WsW's first ever intercontinental champion, and hall of fame member makes his way toward the ring, he slides under the bottom rope and stands opposite Flood as the ref calls for the bell

MR: And here comes the stranger wrestler in the locker room

HI: God, I really hate this guy

MR: Isn't that your son?

HI: If you don't say that again, I'll be happy...

Flood and Adz begin to circle the ring, Flood is the first to move forward, both men lock up and begin jostling for position, Flood lifts a knee straight into Adz stomach, before taking him down with a ddt. Flood follows up with a quick elbow drop before pulling Adz to his feet, however Adz immediately jabs Flood in the eyes before kicking Flood in the kneecap, Flood drops to one knee, and Adz kicks the other one out as well.

HI: Wow, it looks like Adz may have come into this match with a strategy.

MR: You sound surprised...

HI: Well, yeah, it’s Adz.

Adz immediately grabs Flood’s right leg and begins to stomp away on the knee, before twisting it into a figure four leglock, however Flood immediately pulls himself to the ropes, causing the referee to ask for a break.

HI: Somebody ought to remind Adz this is a submissions ONLY match, he didn’t have to break the hold if he didn’t want to.

Adz attempts to stomp Flood again, but Flood catches his leg, Flood pulls Adz close then launches him over the top rope via a release catch suplex.

HI: I knew it was only a matter of time.

Flood follows his opponent out of the ring and immediately reaches under the ring, pulling out a Singapore cane. Flood stalks over to Adz who is now at his hands and knees and leaning back he cracks the weapon across his adversaries back, to a loud ‘ooo’ from the crowd. Flood rears back and hits Adz with the cane a second time, again causing a loud crack to echo through the arena. Flood then sits on Adz camel clutch style and puts the cane against Adz throat and rears back

HI: It’s over, Adz has always been a quitter, and right now should be no different.

Adz looks set to tap as from inside the ring the referee begins to yell to flood that this is not a falls count anywhere match, and that he must get Adz to give up inside the ring. Flood, looking frustrated, voluntarily hops off Adz before picking Adz up and rolling him into the ring. Still holding the cane, Flood rolls into the ring and stands above Adz who gradually gets to his hands and knees again. Flood leaps up looking to come down on top of Adz, but Adz suddenly spins and puts his knees up, driving them into the groin of Flood.

MR: A cheap shot there by Adz, but he was desperate!

HI: Perhaps if he actually possessed an ounce or two of skill, he wouldn’t be forced to resort to those tactics.

MR: You know you’ve been awfully harsh on your son tonight thus far.

HI: Hey I’m just telling it like it is.

Flood crumples to the mat as Adz very slowly raises to his feet. He picks up the fallen Singapore cane, and smacks Flood over the head with it. Adz then climbs on the back of Flood and begins choking him with the stick.

MR: Adz is giving Flood a taste of his own medicine.

HI: He’s giving him a taste of that cane is what he’s doing.

Flood somehow climbs to his feet, still with Adz on his back, and Flood runs back, crushing Adz in the corner, Adz releases the hold as Flood slumps forward, both men are down as the crowd begin to cheer for each man. Both start to get to there feet at the same time, Flood swings a right hand that connects with Adz temple, Adz answers that shot with one of his own, Flood fires back with one more, then blocks Adz next punch, Flood grabs Adz in a headlock, but Adz pushes him into the ropes, on the way back they bump heads and both men go down.

MR: This match is really in the balance now, who can get up first!

HI: Do you even have to ask, Adz is far too nonchalant at everything in life, my money’s on Flood.

Both men stay down as the crowd break into separate cheers for both Adz and Flood. Adz gets to one knee first, then the other, then stands and moves toward Flood.

MR: You were saying?

As Adz reaches Flood, Flood suddenly kips up and begins slamming Adz with a series of right and lefts, eventually flooring Adz.

HI: What was that Michael?

Flood appears to have a second wind as he picks up Adz and whips him into the ropes, on the way back Flood takes Adz down with a big boot to the face, driving him into the mat. Flood picks up Adz and immediately hits the Rip Current!

MR: That’s his finisher!

HI: No shit, too bad this thing can’t end in a pinfall.

Flood immediately stands and heads outside the ring, he ducks under it and pulls out what looks to be a set of handcuffs, he stalks back into the ring and grabs Adz, pulling him into the corner, Flood then proceeds to handcuff Adz to each side of the ring post, face first.

MR: What the hell is he doing.

HI: Give it about thirty seconds and you’ll know dimwit.

Flood slides out of the ring and shoves the ring steps out of the way, he then grabs each of Adz legs and begins to put him in the figure four leglock around the ring post!

MR: Holy shit! Adz is tied to the ring post, there's nothing he can do about it!

Flood squeezes back as Adz screams in agony, the ref asks Adz if he wants to quit and he quickly shakes his head yes!

HI: Wow, what a surprise, Adz gave up, just like he always does.

Flood releases the hold and raises his arms to the crowd in triumph

WINNER AND ADVANCING TO THE FINAL = FLOOD

“Linchpin” by Fear Factory hits and out walks Pact to a mixed reaction. The crowd doesn’t know what to make of him yet. He just walks to the ring, looking at the crowd, indifferent to their reaction. When he reaches the ring, he takes off his leather jacket, and begins testing the ropes, waiting for his opponent.

HI: This focker stole my get-up! Look at him! That’s how I dressed when I was a WsW World Champion, athankyou!

MR: Maybe he’s an Icon fan?

HI: Yeah but who isn’t?

MR: Well, he IS different, because he IS Japanese… allegedly…

HI: HIS EYES AREN’T SLANTED!

Suddenly, “Freaking Out” by Adema begins blasting over the air waves, as the WsW fans immediately begin booing one of the old WsW stand-bys! Out walks The Dark Lotus, looking like a big monster as he emerges from the back. He stops at the top of the rampway, and looks at the crowd, his eyes rolled back in his head.

HI: I always thought Lotus had the personality of a dead man…

MR: He’s a very intense man!

Lotus continues his way down the ramp, and when he reaches the ring, he makes his way up the steel steps slowly. TDL makes his way around the turnbuckle, and steps over the top rope and into the ring. He stands in his corner, simply looking at Pact, who looks a bit intimidated.

MR: Pact doesn’t look too happy to be in that ring with The Dark Lotus!

HI: He looks like me when I saw Adz’s mom walk through the door butt naked!

MR: Ha… you hooked up with Adz’s mom!

HI: Are you serious? The fact that I’m Adz’s father is so played out that you could put it on a Metallica CD!

The bell rings, as Lotus and Pact stand across the ring from one another, just staring each other down. It’s blatantly obvious how much bigger TDL is than Pact.

MR: Remember Icon, the winner of this match not only goes on to face two other competitors in tonight’s main event triple threat for the World Title, but they also get a bring a weapon of their choosing!

HI: What makes you think I forgot that?

Pact suddenly charges at TDL, who stands tall as the much smaller Pact simply collides with him, barely moving him at all. Quite suddenly, TDL pushes Pact onto his back before laying into him with some big stomps. Pact rolls out of harms way, and stands, but TDL is quickly upon him. TDL unloads with some lefts and rights, backing Pact up into the corner. TDL begins throwing his massive thigh into the midsection of Pact, who’s back slams up against the turnbuckles in addition to the shots to his ribs. TDL continues doing this, then lets up finally, before throwing Pact into the opposite turnbuckle with an Irish whip. Pact stumbles out of the corner, only to be met with a big boot from TDL.

MR: What a boot from The Dark Lotus!

HI: And down goes the fake me!

TDL goes to lift up Pact by his hair, but Pact drives a shoulder into the lower midsection of TDL, doubling him over. Pact stands and slugs at the back of TDL for a few moments before trying for a Fireman’s Piledriver. However, he can’t lift up the massive TDL, and instead, gets a clothesline for his troubles. TDL lifts him up, and puts him high into the air in a body press, before dropping him over onto his back. Pact rolls around, holding his back in pain.

HI: Ouch… he really came off of that high… GET IT?! BWAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHA *rim shot*

MR: 3FB: SUC reference, eh?

HI: …no… that was original.

TDL picks up Pact again, and sets him up for the Pits of Hell (chokeslam). However, out of desperation, Pact kicks TDL in the crotch, then hits a desperation DDT. Pact then climbs out onto the apron, and hits a slingshot elbow drop onto TDL, then makes the quick cover.

1…

2…

TDL kicks out with authority, sending Pact up into the air.

MR: What a kick out!

Both men get to their feet, and Pact bounces off the ropes, and goes for a jumping lariat, but Lotus catches him, and sets him up for a death valley driver. However, Pact floats through it, and lands behind TDL. In a brilliant move, Pact grabs TDL up around his head, then kicks himself up off of the ropes behind himself, then spins around into a beautiful DDT!

MR: What a move!!!

HI: I’ll give him credit; that was pretty nice!

Pact makes another cover.

1…

2…

Lotus kicks out, and Pact gets up and stands back by the ropes, just looking at TDL. Lotus slowly begins standing, and Pact looks like he’s ready to do something. TDL stands, and Pact charges at him, trying to flip over him, trying for his Ichidagyakuten, however, TDL catches him in a powerbomb position. TDL then thrusts him down in a powerbomb-type move. TDL then runs his thumb across his throat, signalling that it’s all over for Pact.

HI: Lotus could be looking for The Darkness!

Lotus begins to lift up Pact, who suddenly tackles him down by the knees, then rolls out of the ring, trying to regain his composure. However, Lotus also rolls to the outside, and stalks Pact, who doesn’t realize that Lotus is outside, and right behind him. The referee has begun a 10 count, but is only at 2. Pact is walking, when he’s suddenly tapped on his shoulder. He stops, and gulps, reluctantly turning around, coming face to face with a massive clothesline from TDL. TDL brings Pact to his feet, and slides him into the ring, then slides in as well.

MR: Pact thought he could catch his breath for a moment, but The Dark Lotus was upon him in an instant!

HI: Lotus really wants not only to be in that World Title match, but also to be able to have that weapon with him when he steps into the ring with the other two competitors!

TDL stalks Pact, who slowly begins standing. Pact turns, and is quickly scooped up into a Tombstone Piledriver position (The Darkness). TDL’s eyes roll back into his head, and he suddenly drops Pact straight down onto his head, as the crowd “Oooh’s” in sympathy of Pact. TDL pins Pact, placing one hand on his chest as the referee counts along.

1…

2…

3!!!

WINNER AND ADVANCING TO THE FINAL = THE DARK LOTUS!!

HI: Lotus wins, and he gets to bring a weapon of his choice to the main event tonight!

MR: He could choose anything! He could bring a shotgun to that ring if he wanted!

HI: A gun? C’mon Mike… do you REALLY think Jay V would let something like that happen?

MR: Jay V? …Yes.

TDL rolls to the outside of the ring while the ref checks on Pact. TDL goes under the ring and begins rummaging through all the goodies hidden under there. Soon, he pulls out a plastic bin, and empties the contents of it out onto the mat. He looks through the pile of stuff, and pulls out a gas can and a pile of matches. A devious grin comes over his face.

HI: He’s got a can full of gas and matches! That’s a double whammy! He can light people on fire AND he can smash people over the head with the gas can!

MR: Psht… he might as well have a gun!

‘Fix Up, Look Sharp’ by Dizzee Rascal plays as WsW CEO Jay V steps onto the ramp, a microphone in hand. He signals for the music to stop as he raises the mic to his lips

Jay V: I won’t lie, I’m a little miffed. We had seven people join WsW and the Battle Royal… ONLY FOUR HAVE SHOWED UP TONIGHT!! We have X-Unit, Georgina, Johnny Legend and Gangsta White, so, to reward those four who came to the show like they were contracted to do, I have a slight change in programming for you. See, the card is ALWAYS subject to change, and now you four will fight in a fatal four way elimination match… The last wrestler in the ring… The only person to not be pinned or submitted... Will become WsW’s NEW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION!!!

MR: WOAH! BIG NEWS!!

HI: Heh, that sly poo… Always looking to make a change to what he’d already booked

Jay V heads to the back as “You Know You’re Right” by Nirvana plays and Johnny Legend cockily walks out onto the ramp, showered by boos from the WsW faithful fans. He steps into the ring, arms outstretched as the crowd really lay him with boos

MR: Legend is a former WsW superstar Icon, any thoughts?

HI: He was a superstar for one match… Let’s see if he can beat his own record this time…

“Motorbreath” by Metallica plays as X-Unit comes out, admiring his own debut in WsW. The crowd aren’t particularly sure about this competitor, even though they’ve apparently seen him at a WsW House show, some cheer him, others boo him and others do the WsW tradition and slap one another’s chests. Icon seems a little perplexed by the crowd’s slapfest

HI: How come nobody is taking offence?!

MR: Because it’s WsW!!!

Rossenbourg slaps Icon’s chest

MR: WOO!

HI: …

Icon slaps Rossenbourg upside the head

HI: Do that again and I swear to God you’ll have to stick the toothbrush up your ass to brush your teeth…

X-Unit slides into the ring as he and Legend have a stare down. “Rock Superstar” by Cypress Hill plays as Gangsta White comes out onto the stage and tries to rile the crowd up and get them behind him, but they merely boo him as he walks towards the ring

MR: The WsW fans aren’t too happy about Gangsta White cutting very similar promos in WsW as he did in a federation called XWE within XNET

HI: Bah, it takes murder to win these fans over… I should know…

Gangsta White is in the ring as the lights go down and four cheerleaders come down, two each side of the ramp way. They start shaking their pom-poms like crazy as “Wild Thing” by The Troggs plays as Georgina comes down the ramp, ignoring the fans and snarling at the cheerleaders. The majority of the crowd boo her, apart from a section of the male audience

HI: WOO!! TITTIES!!!

MR: Did you ever grow up?

HI: I think I just did… Look under the table!

MR: I’d rather not…

Georgina slides into the ring and goes straight after X-Unit, taking him down with a spear and begins raking at his face with her nails. Unit yells and tosses her off him, as she lands on her feet. X gets to his feet as George goes for a dropkick, but X dodges and drops an elbow on the back of George before applying a modified camel clutch to regain his senses. Meanwhile, Gangsta White is wailing on Legend with lefts and rights in the corner, as Legend gets his hands up to try and block the blows, Gangsta goes lower and punches him in the ribs. Legend doubles over as Gangsta whips him into the ropes, but Legend slides underneath them near the announce desk and walks over to the timekeeper, shaking his head and claiming with his arms “that’s it”. He shoves the timekeeper out the way and grabs the chair. Legend goes to get into the ring with the chair, but Gangsta goes for a baseball slide. Legend dodges this as Gangsta slides outside the ring, turns around and gets waffled in between the eyes with the chair. The referee calls for the bell as Legend looks on in horror

MR: Legend got himself DQ’d out of pure frustration!!

HI: That’ll teach the cocky S.O.B

Legend throws the chair down in frustration as he rolls Gangsta back into the ring and makes his way to the back. X picks Georgina up and easily throws her to the outside where she lands with a thud

MR: Ouch, that’ll wind her!

HI: No way, I trained this girl in my dojo; it’s going to take more than that to keep her down

Georgina stays down, however, and shakes the cobwebs free as X picks up the now bleeding Gangsta White and nails him with the X-KO!! He hooks the leg as the referee counts 1…2…3!!!

MR: And we’re down to two…

HI: Either my girl George will be the new IC champ, or X Unit will… and look at this, Georgina’s cheerleaders are giving a little extra help!!

Sure enough, one cheerleader assumes each side of the ring as Georgina gets back into the ring. X begins to flirt with one at ringside as George sneaks up behind him and uses her nails to her advantage…

HI: OH MY GOD!! NO!!! NO!!! THAT’S WRONG!!! I NEVER TAUGHT YOU THAT MOVE!!!

MR: Well, I guess we’ll be calling that the testicular claw…

George lets go of X’s scrotum as he goes down to his knees, facing one of the cheerleaders. The referee begins to tell Georgina off for the ‘low blow’ as a cheerleader uses this distraction to pull X’s head down over the middle rope. The referee turns around and sees the cheerleader standing there, cheering for Georgina. George goes for the cover but X kicks out easily at one. Georgina waits for X to get up and goes for a hurricanrana, but X counters it and hits his trademark powerbomb!!!

HI: That knocks the wind straight out of her

MR: X uses that move quite a bit and has it perfected, new IC Champ!

1…

…2…

…kick out!

HI: THAT’A GIRL!!!

MR: Georgina kicked out and X looks shocked!

X argues with the referee about the length of the count, to which the referee mocks him, before telling him it was a two count.

HI: Wow, the referee’s have balls now…

X threatens to hit the referee, and the referee dares him, much to the crowd’s liking. X merely turns away from him and goes to X-KO Georgina. George fights out of it and gets a school boy roll up 1…2… kick out! X claims it was a fast count, and the ref flips X Unit the bird!!

MR: WsW referees flipping the bird… Will wonders ever cease?!

X turns around, gets kicked in the stomach and nailed with a perfect Evenflow DDT from Georgina!

HI: YES!!

MR: That was almost as good as your DDT, Icon!

Georgina covers 1…

…2…

…3!!! NO!!! X-Unit kicked out!!

HI: DAMMIT…

MR: You’re not biased though, are you Icon?

HI: Not in the slightest…

The two get up, X Unit a little groggy as he goes to punch Georgina. Georgina ducks it and waits for X Unit to turn around before nailing him in the face with a jumping superkick!! Georgina quickly heads to the top rope and signals to Icon, who’s giving her the thumb. Georgina flies off the top rope and nails X-Unit with a perfect Guillotine Leg Drop!!!

MR: SNOT-NOSED!!!

HI: PIN HIM!!!

Georgina hooks the leg… 1…

MR: IS THIS IT???

…2…

HI: COUNT FASTER!!!

…3!!!!

HI: SHE DONE IT!! SHE DONE IT!!!

WINNER AND NEW WsW IC CHAMP = GEORGINA!!

MR: This isn’t political paper wrestling, Georgina has a fair match and wins!! I don’t think she’s heard the last from X-Unit in this federation, but by God, she joins the ranks of people like Kevin Damon, yourself Hardcore Icon, Quentin Barnes and Adz to be the IC Champ!!

HI: …Adz?

President Hackett, sporting a designer tux, is heading around the backstage area with a devilish smile on his face… until he comes to the door saying “Johnny Fabulousth”, to which he has a grimace/confused look.

Prez: …How the hell did he get his lisp into the dressing room sign?

Zak just sighs before walking into the room, shielding his eyes. He un-shields them to see the room painted with rainbows and such… but in the far back of the room there is a dark corner with whips, chains and such.

Zak: Wha… Is he going through PMS or something?!?!

Zak just shakes his head before yelling out.

Zak: FABULOUS! GET OUT HERE! AND IF YOU COME OUT NAKED, I SWEAR TO GOD YOU WON’T LIKE THE CONSEQUENCES!

Fabulous walks out gleefully with a towel wrapped around him, holding some clothes in his hand, and giggles.

Zak: Jeebus…

Zak opens the door he enters and calls for someone to enter.

Zak: Fabulous, you’re under arrest for indecent exposure… to the American viewing audience… and to Adz. Therefore, you’re also fired.

Fabulous tries to protest, but he’s cuffed and read his rights before this is possible… which also makes him drop the towel, causing Zak to turn his head and the blurriness to come up again.

Zak: Thank God I paid- erm, convinced these guys to arrest J-Fab, not Lotus…

Zak leaves the room well after J-Fab is taken out, to see Adz in a foetal position rocking, muttering something about “Mommy”. Zak gets a stagehand to check him out as the scene fades to black.

The scene opens up with Lotus, his hair tied back into a pony tail, staring at his own reflection in a mirror, his hands on a wash basin. He turns the cold tap on and splashes his face with cold water before walking off.

MR: He looks focused Icon

HI: Well his match is next, he better be focused!!

TDL begins to celebrate with the WsW World Title for another few moments, then begins to walk out of the arena. He has almost left when ‘Fix Up, Look Sharp’ by Dizzee Rascal plays and Jay V walks out to the ramp. They stare at each other for a few moments, when Lotus walks out as Jay walks to the ring. He slides in, and catches the mic from the ringside flunky.

Jay V: OK guys, there isn't much time left on air for Monday Mutiny, so let me say what I have to say and I'll be on my way

MR: Jay V, forever the poet of WsW

HI: Wasn't that Castor James?

Jay V: As you may know after watching GCW Warzone, I have purchased the company of GCW. I have access to their library of past footage, the name, their staff and more importantly, their roster and title belts. See, GCW is now a part of me and Zak Hackett within WsW. However, Lance Martin still has a stranglehold over part of GCW. So, without being particularly selfish, I have dubbed a new breed of Sports Entertainment in which Lance, Zak and myself will all control...

The crowd begin to chant

Crowd: GsW!! GsW!! GsW!!

MR: There's been a lot of Internet rumours flying around, Icon!

HI: ARE THEY TRUE?!

Jay V: Haha, that's right fans... I give to you... GLOBAL... SIMULATION... WRESTLING!!!

The crowd go into a frenzy as Zak Hackett appears on stage

Zak: Jay, do you have any idea why the crowd knew? Do you read the Internet? Did you read rajahwsw.com? There's somebody who wants something to do with the new 'merger' than anyone else... and he's right behind you

The crowd had been going crazy while Mr. GCW, Chris Bomber appears alongisde Lance Martin. Chris says some inaudible words towards Jay V, who merely gulps as Chris grabs Jay by the scruff of the neck to huge cheering from the crowd! Suddenly though, the lights go down for a moment, and when they come back up, Bomber is now standing face to face with the taller Dark Lotus

MR: OH MY! WsW AND  GCW ARE FACE TO FACE! THE OWNERS!! THE LOYAL CHAMPIONS!! FOLKS WE'RE OUT OF TIME!! WILL I STILL HAVE A JOB?!

HI: I know I have Mike, TUNE IN TUESDAY FOLKS!! GsW TUESDAY TURMOIL!! FIND MY NEW ANNOUNCE PARTNER!! IT'S OVER FOR TONIGHT!!

MR: Wha...

The scene fades out with Lotus standing Next to Jay, who are looking at Bomber and Lance, all four men with smirks on their faces.

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