SQUIRRELS! WHO THE HELL DO THEY THINK
THEY ARE?
Squirrles. They can be your best friend or your worst nightmare. I have been in a few games already when one of my friends had a squirrel card. (Can't remember which one it was just that it was annoying as hell.) When he played it's ability he could put 4 more squirrel tokens into play each with a 1/1 stat. That wasn't so bad just wyping them out but having more then one of those cards in his deck really got annoying. Having 8 or 9 1/1 squirrles attacking you at once can be a pain the ass. Of course from his stand point that was awesome which I guess if I were him I would also love it.
With that encounter I think I've been scared with nightmares of squirrles attacking me when I'm in my back yard. My only escape is a grenade in my hand. I throw it at them and they all die. Then when I think I'm safe out from the trees and bushes come more of those four legged fur balls. Oh well at least it's just a dream. Hears chittering behind him and see's a squirrel. Grabs shotgun off of desk and blows it away.
The whole inspiration behind this column is the fact that Magic The Gathering.com has posted a column about squirrles. I just wanted to shed some light on the subject and tell you why squrrels can be your best acorn eatting buddy or he can be your chittering little killer that seals your fate. Although I do have my Irredecnt Angel. She'll wip all their candy assses. (By the way she's not for trade so don't e-mail me asking for it unless you have a black lotus or something.)
If you decide to check out the artical posted by MTG.com you will find out about the top 5 best strategies with using squrrles to your advantage. I found a nice deck that would help you out if you wanted to put together a "Squirrel Deck" Check it out on the column. Here's the link to the artical from MTG.com: From Squirrel Cage to Treetops.