| Mc Donalds: If I want to eat a piece of rubber fried in pig fat I would rather make it myself than have stoner teenagers spitting in it. |
| Here are my Pet Peeves: Please dont take them seriously. |
| Gym class: I just dont see the point in running until you throw up, and then just after you throw up, you have to run some more. |
| Science teachers: I just dont understand why we cant burn things more often. Its not like I set the whole class on fire, just the table and maybe the sink. |
| Narcs: "HEY MAN, WE JUST WANNA HAVE A GOOD TIME!" (Jokes). |
| New Simpsons Episodes: They are so lame, bring back the reruns. Did I say reruns? Wow, and I hate reruns. |
| Reruns: If I wanted to see it again, I would tape it before hand and watch it later. Dimwit. That plus they never show reruns of good shows. |
| Untraceable Dyslexia: It comes and goes. I know I dont have dyslexia, but often I look at a word and think, wow, that spells something I know backwards. Then I look again... |
| People who think they are mature: Only fools think they are wise. Did you realise its only the immature people that think they are mature? (Hence Cartman: South Park). |
| Racists: What the hells their problem? I believe everyone has the right to an opinion, but dude, think before you voice it. |
| Season Finals on TV: They ALWAYS leave you in the middle of something good, then by the time it comes back on again youve lost all god damn interest. |
| Bad Video Games: They make me want to cry. Why would you put in all that effort to make a mediocre game when you could put in a bit more and make it fantastic? |
| When People Die: It makes me sad. Really, really sad. *Sighs* |
| People who ask you if youve done your homework: I just dont get these people. What do they care if Ive done it or not? Do they think that if I dont do it it will make them look more organised? |
| Snotty Schools: Well actually its the snotty kids at those schools. They think that they are smarter just cos its costs $12000 a year to go to their school.Is that a smart move? Really? |
| Getting up early: Dude, if you need to be there at 9, why get up at 6? I would just get up at 8:45, no rush. |
| School uniforms: Im being repressed! |
| Trying to get fit: Im trying now. And failing hopelessly. I will probably give up. |
| Making websites: They are sooooooooo much hard work. I think Ill just go and lie down. *Snore* |
| Exam Time: Study Leave: Hey teachers? What do you care if we dont study? Do you get more money if we pass? You seriously dont have to patrol the streets to make sure were at home studying. |
| Chainsaws and Jackhammers: Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally not helpful when youre trying to write some crappy essay about Richard III by William Shakespeare. |
| My old English teacher: He accused me of being a crack addict. God damn, now my seekrits out! *Uses eye drops* |
| Teachers vs. Students Sport Matches: Its always silly because all the teachers do is walk around puffing, and all the students do is fight each other. The score is often Nil all. |
| Detentions: You get them for no reason. You dont get to do anything productive in the time youre there. And you get 2 more if you miss one, 3 if your lucky. |
| People who get really close to you when youre talking to them: Seriously, step away from the vehicle. You seriously dont need to be that close to me. |
| Isaac: You so need to SHUT THE FUCK UP. |
| Game demos in video game stores: They dont plug the controllers in! If they want me to buy the game, I need to know what its like. I cant play it if I cant use the god damn controller! |
| Happy Meals: They dont make me happy, they make me sad. They should call them Sad Meals. Im so lame. |
| Gym teachers: Why kind of sadistic training do they have to take to become what they are? Are they ex-prison guards? Or maybe they are ex-cons? |
| Police: Do they have nothing better to do than ask me where I am supposed to be at 6pm outside the movie theatre? (I thought the time and place made it obvious). |
| Tagging: Why do people have to tag all over bombing? Sure they are both graffiti, but at least bombing takes skill and time and looks good. |
| People in movie theatres: All they do is throw popcorn and kick the back of your chair. And you know what? YES! I did just see that, you think I paid $11 to stare at my shoes?! |
| People who are obsessed with money: Geez man, get over it. Money isnt that important. What is it worth in the end anyway? You cant take it with you when you die... |
| People who obsessed with the size of their house: Not cool dude, not cool. I have 3 words for you: Location location location. |
| Peroxide blondes: Dude, dumb blondes suck. Why would you optionally make yourself a dumb blonde. Oh yeh, and blondes who make themselves more blonde. Thats real dumb. |
| Clubbies: Always at war with the surfies. WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU SKI SURFING ROW BOATING RETARDS?! |