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| *"Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it." *"Don't steal! The government hates competition." *"LSD melts in your mind, not in your hand." *"Cannot find REALITY.SYS... Universe Halted." *"Earth is 98% full. Please delete anyone you can" *"Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue" *"Hit any user to continue." *"Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs" *"Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice." *"A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it." *"Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written." *"Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME." *"All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors." *"If a train station it where a train stops, what's a work station?" *"If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kick boxing." *"Intel has announced its next chip:the RePentium." *"Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand." *"Oops! My brain just hit a bad sector." *"Press any key to continue ... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!" *"The world will in 5 minutes ... please log out..." *"Smash forehead on keyboard to continue." *"Good, Better, Best. Never let it rest till your good is better, and your better is best." *"Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered." *"Men show their character in nothing more by what they find laughable." *"A real leader faces the music, even if he doesn't like the tune." *"Enjoy life. There is plenty of time to me dead." *"Power(n):the only Narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA." *"F u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng." *"Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view." *"Tourists are terrorists with cameras. Terrorists are tourists with guns." *"Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up." *"Ama me fideliter! Fidem meam noto: De corde totaliter, Et ex mente tota, Sum Presentialiter, Absens in remota. ( Love me faithfully!/ See how I am faithful./ With all my heart/ and all my soul/ I am with you/ though I am far away.)"Latin *"Money talks. But all mine ever says is "goodbye"." *"Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently." *" True friends stab you in the fron." (All of the text above was taken from various sites that allow materials to be used as long as it was made known that this material is not the Web Master's Original work.) If you have anything that would fit this page, please email it to me, and you will be given individual credit for it. |
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