Logan wheeled into the Jam Pony X-Press dispatch station
and over to where Max stood talking with
Original Cindy and Sketchy.
"Max," he asked, "would you dress up like a hooker for tonight's episode?"
Max put on her most innocent expression. "Why?"
"Demographics," explained Logan. "Too many viewers
are broke sixteen-to-twenty-five female college
students. We want to attract rich eighteen-to-twenty-four
men, and hey, sex sells."
"And what about *my* demographic, huh?" Original Cindy pouted.
"I'll get into trouble," Sketchy offered. "Saving me's a good excuse to dress like a tart, right?"
Max shrugged. "Sure, why not?"
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