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- because if you don't, i will it them on you!
nothing is better than the One-Two move. never heard of it you say? how do you do it you ask? too fucking bad! i'm not telling you! but since i will probably forget what it is in a few hours, i might as well talk about it. the One-Two move consists of a few cans of mace (the more, the better) and a baton. how you do it is spray the can of mace in someone's face until it is empty, hit then with the baton until they are on the ground, then take out another can of mace and continue spraying. if you still don't know what i am talking about, then visit the links above. now, you may be wondering under what circumstances the One-Two move should be used. well i will give a list.
- if someone is flirting with your gf when you are standing there
- if someone compliments you on your site about how funny it is
- if somebody asks if a certain album is good
- if somebody asks you if you like a band when you have one of their albums in your hand
- if someone IMs you online and they won't stop (of course you must go to their house and do it but if you don't know where they live, then just ask them. i guarantee they will tell you)
- if someone skateboards
- if someone drives too often
- if someone is handicapped
- and the best reason of course is no reason at all, it is very fun to do it to someone you have never met before for no reason at all
you may think that this fact was boring and unnecessary. in order to recieve my apologies, please send your full name and address here and be sure to put "i need my ass kicked" as the subject.