- they are awesome and look so cool, especially those that hold the nail in place when you hammer
- they are the solution to any problem. here are some examples:
can't push a nail into wood with your hand? use a hammer
can't get a nail out of the bottom of your boot? use a hammer
locked your keys inside of your car? use a hammer
someone ask you how your day is? use a hammer
arm hurt? use a hammer
have no money? use a hammer
sometimes i just feel like wearing a trench coat around full of hammers so i can pull one out and throw it at anybody that comes too close