- what the fuck do you mean why? do i need an explanation? i just watched a commercial with that fucking midget shakira or i-suck-5-dicks-while-i-pretend-to-sing-ira where she was digging in some sand, stopped for a few seconds to have an orgasm, then finished digging, then held up a pair of shoes that turned into some doves which then turned into a bottle of pepsi or something while we see that what she was digging is a fucking peace symbol. i think it should be illegal to promote peace in public or at least on television. peace is wrong. only pussies want peace. violence is fun. if i was on the set while they were filming that commercial, i would grab her by her fucking hair, pull her behind one of those queermo trees, shoot her execution style, then have a turtle rape the back of her head until her nose is so full of it's cum that it just explodes.
