The Stars Hollow Lits at the SH boards wrote/are writing this:
X ways to drive Logan away from the show?
1. Logan picks up Jess's book and gets sucked in.
2. Paris "accidentally" throws her bottle of fruit flies at Logan's head.
3. Mrs. Kim ships him off to Korea to learn what's right and what's wrong.
4. Logan walks against the coffee cart and curses coffee in Rory's presence.
5. Richard finds out about Logan's cheating.
6. Accidentally wonders into the bar thats not called "Cedar Bar Redux."(Is forced to kick his own ass for calling it that.)
7. Three letters, kids: S. T. D.
8. Stumbling into a whore house and dies from too much sex.
9. His private plane to London crashes on the way over.
10. He gets Rory back under his thumb and the lits are forced to watch more Sophie/Rogan.
11.Logan meets Dean and they have an all out stalker-fest fist fight, kill each other and jess walks away with Rory.
12. POD!Rory marries Logan and then they have a "hunting accident" in the living room after discovering him and the plump maid Olga dusting under the sofa.
13. Cheats on Rory with one who turns up to be a hooker, who cuffs him to the motel bed, robs him of his money and his manhood and leaves him in there to die.
14. Moving to London turns out nasty for him as he finds out - the hard way - that pubs close down early. Drinking time clashes with Work time and his body just isn't able to take it.
15. The bar singer from 6x08 seeks revenge.
16. Accidentally drinks down Finn's black nail polish, mistaking the bottle for a flask.
17. That vein in his forehead finally pops.
18. Rory embarrasses him to death.
19. His penis falls off.
20. Gets too drunk and experiences gay sex. With Dean.
21. Is forced to marry Pod!Rory (Ouch...).
22. His daddy goes bankrupt.
23. Gets sent to jail for stealing a flower while being publicly intoxicated.
24. In the season finale a herd of troubadours trample him.
25. Logan is caught with the bridesmaids at Luke/Lorelai's wedding, including Emily Gilmore.
26. Logan takes on the form of a Butt-Nugget.
27. Good!Rory returns from the beyond to smack him upside the head with The Subsect.
28. Luke puts his fishing line to good use.
29. His family goes bankrupt...he dies from the shock of being cash-less.
30. Two words: Pruning shears.
31. He's makes the mistake of standing in between the "Crazy internet people" (re: us) and Milo Ventimiglia.
32. Selina writes herself into a fictional character goes cujo on his ass then sets him on fire.
33. Sex with Pod!Rory never a good thing. She goes all 'Species' on his ass and kills him after a night of meaningless sex.
34. Five pissed off bridesmaids. One shot gun. 25 bullets.
35. Gets drunk. Jumps out of a moving limo. Is run over by Psycho!Killer!Stalker!Selina and her Mack truck that is always ready and waiting.
36. Must work for money.
37. Jess out lengths him.
38. Pool stick shoved up his ass.
39. Attacked in an alley by a horde of pissed off lits.
40. Jess 'the come back kid' Mariano vs. Logan 'hit me bartender' Hutz 2006. Nuff said.
41. Real!Rory is back. She goes to Philly to be with the one.
42. Alcohol poisoning.
43. Rory sticks Paris on him.
44. Logan gets drunk in Afghanistan and ends up having sex with Bin Laden who has him killed for being an American spy.
45. The Gods have enough of him and strike him down with lightning.
46. Logan meets Tristan. Logan thinks "Hey, a mirror!". The mirror won't do as Logan does. Logan gets frustrated. Logans fist makes contact with the mirror. The mirror cracks(punches back), Logans next punch misses, Logan falls of the building(since they were standing on the roof. yep, a chance meeting on a roof. Happens all the time). Ultimately one cracked mirror caused Logan seven seconds of bad luck and a tad more then seven years of being dead.
47. Logan seems to be dead and gets sorted in to Heaven. Logan stands at the edge of Heaven, leans over to get a better look at the booze they have down in Hell. Logan falls. Logan dies, for real.
48. Logan runs over the road chasing a female squirrel and his manhood. Car. Enough said.(I took that from a fic of Lipton Lee(I think it's hers). So don't think it was my fantastic idea.)
49. Emily, post-surgery driving a double-decker bus in London. Logan walks down street. Bam!
50. He's going in for his regular hair bleaching and Logan gets blinded by the bleach...ultimately Rory has to dump him because who wants a blind drunk rather than a sexy writer, huh?
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