The Cow-whale chronicles

The splinter went into my finger in Captian Modiby Bob's space ship. Back on planet Zurop-Beta, a cow-whale picked cotton pixels from it's cd-rom soft drive spickets. I saw him with my own two fingers after I got off the space ship. Then the cow-whale ate Captain Modiby Bob's anklebone and then he spit in my space time warp machine. Then the cow-whale came into a petition ink blot. Moose-like people began appearing above the cow-whale's outer layer of protist-like ameba blubber. An orange fell on my space ship hull and cracked my brain into a trillion tiny Mr. Z's Food Marts. I had an African swallow beating on my head. Then, Captain WIT ate a pizza bagel with olive loaf and haggis. Yum! But the cow-whale ate all the woodpeckers toenails after he ate WIT's food. The pentium computer in my ship came alive and ate the cow-whale WOOHOO!! But then we had Yoko Zuna, an even bigger problem. Barney the plantation eater ate Yoko Zuna and all the smurfs that dance in the fire and melt down. Oh yayness thingy.
THE END (NOT)

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