This is from Miss Deb's sister, Suz or Esmeraude (we're kinda crazy!)
Your Name Here
I love my linoleum,
My cats ice skate across the freshly waxed floor;
I love my linoleum,
My dog makes puddles of happiness if you don't let him out the door.
Hi. Let me tell you about myself. II like to eat. Sometimes I drink. Often times I even sleep! And then in between all of those, I'll need to go to visit the bathroom. Most of the time I do all of those, practically everyday! And sometimes I do things with other people. I used to go to school, but now I work.  My favorite color is blue.
(c) 2000 Suzanne B.
My crazy father wrote me this in an email...
Roses are dead...
No no no

Roses are red
Violets are purple...

No no no

Roses are red
Violets are bleaux
It's 2 am
And I'm having trouble writing this poem for you

Mom's in bed
Bach looks dead
Casy's locked in her own little (world) room
Poor little kitty is doomed

Dad's on the net
Soon the alarm clock will ring
Dad will still be up... I bet
When it's time to do that work thing

He'll get in his car
And go to the bar...

No no no

He'll get in his car
Jump in with both feet
Open his office door
Take both of them feet off
the floor....            and get
some sleep!
This is for Miss Deb, or Gal Axia....
I impress myself
When I learn that I can spell
No - I wrote down "emress"
(c) 2000 Krissi M.
Actually, she wanted this:
And for the amusement of my new email group, I wrote this:
Crack
open a peanut
Find
the delectable delicacy gone
Where
did the meat go and
Why
did I pay this much and
How
do I cope with this... tragedy
my email box is huge
but cannot contain this junk
someone help me please
(c) 2000 Krissi M.
(c) 2000 Krissi M.
(c) 2000 Robin
H.
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