welcome to the presidential campaign 2000! here you can see EXACTLY what's going on with the candidates!

The Presidential Debate Poem!

Oh the places you'll go and the taxes you'll see
When one of these snarfblats are president-y!
They'll laugh at your jokes and take your dough
But decide on one and vote - that's the way to go!

the Presidential debate!

They couldn't just tell you what they were for -
That would be telling the truth and the score -
So we just decided, what the hey?
We'll bring them to you before election day!

Al Gore discussing the issues

We'll sit 'em in chairs on stairs and the like,
Put 'em on stage, they'll be brave with a mike,
They'll have lots of good fun they'll find funny,
Right as they tell you lies about your money.

Republican mudslinging!

And when the election is through and the votes have all cleared,
Guess what - no one like Saint Nicholas will appear,
But his antithesis, that Grinch-ity Grinch,
Will take place in the White House and give your salary a pinch!

Tipper first thing in the morning!

So you better choose now, or beware for your money,
Cause these two guys would take Ol' Pooh Bear's honey,
Just pick which one will do the job and go -
Vote for your paycheck and all of your dough!

George W., Up Close and Personal!

poem is (c) 2000 Krissi M.

ps. my deepest apologies to all involved, including the candidates, Tipper, the late Dr. Seuss and to A.A. Milne and his son, Christopher Robin...

and as to anyone who disagrees, I'm seventeen and not allowed to vote until a month after the election... So nyah nyah!