Darius Bronzemeadows
Welcome to 48 States News at 6
Tonights top story is the biography of Jay Gatsby, who is a man that went from poverty to popularity in a few years.
But in other news, theres been a craze of home jousting sweeping the nation. no injuries have yet been reported. the game consists of taking brooms and running as fast as you can towards your opponent. each player then tries to impale the other with their broom. the last man standing wins.
lets cut over to prerecorded footage of the national home jousting competition in switzerland.
<cut to clip of people dieing>
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Also, their has been a sighting of the serial forker in Djibouti. he has been roumored to have bought plane tickets to smyrna. he recently escaped from the utensil rehabilitation center in argon. if you see a man who looks like this <cut to photo of man w/ paper bag on head holding forks>, unless you feel like dying, you should run
and now todays weather with jim hugputt
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In the News Studio
Weatherman (Andrew)
(We will have a screen like real weathermen)
Today will be sunny, with a high of about 68 and a low of about 42. Even though it will start out sunny and nice for a family trip to the park, it will begin to get cloudy in the late afternoon. This storm will start out mild, but later this evening will form clouds from which will rain down a fiery death on all of the unsuspecting townsfolk of our neighboring West Egg Village. Then as the fire barrage recedes, hale stones the size of minivans will begin to fall from the sky. 
(cynical laughter)

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Elsewher, the stock market rose 97.820 points today. We here at 48 states news brodcasting strongly encourage you to buy our stock.
When we return, the striking revelation in the rebellion of Hawaii. and later, our top story, the biography of jay gatsby.
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and were back.
this just in. weve launched the first nuclear warhead ever at hawaii, causing a dramatic environmental change and killing all mammal species, including squirrels. and that has quelled the problem of the hawaian uprising.
now we bring you tonights top story, the biography of jay gatsby.
once known as james gatz, he was a poor young man when he enlisted in the army for world war I. he left everything he knew, including his sweetheart, daisy




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Idea for the car crash during the party
We will have Andy drive down the road and swerve slightly from side to side then head for the ditch. He will safely apply the brakes as to not actually enter the impending ditch. As he is doing so, we will proceed to the cut the camera and enter crash sound effects. Then the camera will come back on and a spare tire will roll across the screen and someone will scream, Oh no, the wheels come off!

