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Said to be the most disgusting band in the world, Gwar fuckin kicks ass. I heard they were really a bunch of insurance salesmen who just do this for fun as a second career, but I dunno if that's true or not. Decide for yourself.

My Favorite Members


Oderus Urungus Sexecutioner

Slymenstra Sleazy P

Best Song(s)


This nine-piece band from Des Moines, Iowa says they wear masks not only to let the music speak for itself, but also to show us what the music does to them inside. They are nine fuckin layers of orchestrated madness.

Members

8: Cory - vocals
7: Mick - guitar
0: Sid - turntables
6: Shawn - custom percussion
2: Paul - bass
1: Joey - drums
3: Chris - custom percussion
4: James - guitar
5: Craig - samples/media


AKA Cowboys from Hell, Pantera's the coolest group of metalheads from Dallas, Texas. When they're not playin, they enjoy drinking, smoking, going to strip bars, among other things. Any questions?


Members

Phil - vocals
Dimebag Darrel - guitar
Rex - bass
Vinni Paul - drums

Best Song(s)

  • The Floods
  • War Nerve
  • Livin Through Me
  • Cowboys From Hell
  • Mouth For War
  • Hollow



Metallica's is kind of a sad story. They kicked ass for four cds, then they started goin soft. After that? We all know: NEW METALLICA. Finally, they realized they weren't making any more "creeping deaths."

The Good Metallica Cds

  • Kill Em All
  • Ride The Lightning
  • Master of Puppets
  • ...And Justice For All*
  • The Black Album
*this means: this is the best one, so shut the fuck up.




If it were three years ago, this would probably be an ode to Zim Zum. But it's 2001, and ya know what, kids? Little Ms. "Manson Spice" doesn't have the new Manson cd. (Shocking, isn't it?) Even though some say the band morphed into a symbol of publicity-starved androgenism, Manson is still the original Anti-Christ.(In my opinion, Anti-Christ is the best cd.)

Current Members

  • Marilyn Manson - vocals, pan flute
  • Madonna Wayne Gacy - keyboards
  • Twiggy Ramirez - bass
  • Ginger Fish - drums
  • John5 - guitar

Best Songs

  • Man That You Fear
  • The Reflective God
  • Tourniquet


Here is a list of bands that I've heard many people refer to as "metal." Well, if you think one or more of the following bands are heavy metal,

  • Kid Rock
  • Limp Bizkit
  • Disturbed
  • Papa Roach
  • Deftones
  • Big Dumb Fuck...I mean Face

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