Hey, kids...you can take this seriously...

...Livin the High Life...


OK, kids...first, lemme make perfectly clear what I mean by party:
I ain't talkin about no rave kinda shit.
We're talkin about livin the high life and gettin fucked up.
Even if you're not livin the high life, you've
gotta know at least someone who is!
So just kick back...and let's see how much you really know about the high life.

Marijuana: Nature's Way of Saying Hi

AKA: Bud, pot, weed, herb, trees, greens, ganja, cannabis, dope, Mary Jane, kill, wacky tobacky, reefer, smoke, etc.
Effects: May cause one to feel disoriented, confused, giddy, relaxed, silly, and less (if at all) motivated to do things. Marijuana causes the munchies and affects the memory. May lead to stronger things like sex, fun, food, and harder drugs.
So What's the Big Fuckin Deal? The truth is...I DON'T KNOW!! Many people have told me that one hit of weed is as bad as four cigarettes to your lungs. But the other day, I read on the internet that scientists recently discovered after a 3-year study that marijuana is NOT worse for you than cigarettes. It said that smoking a moderate amount of pot, even for an extended period of time, was found not to be hazardous to your health. I have also been told that smoking pot is very bad for your mental health if you are diagnosed clinically depressed or bipolar(manic depressive). This is because the herb is a depressant itself. But I'm not a fuckin doctor!


Alcohol

AKA: Alcoholic beverages, drinks, hard liquor, malt liquor, beer, wine, wine coolers, etc.
Effects: May cause one to feel relaxed, euphoric, silly, dizzy, slow, horny, sleepy, etc. If overdone, may cause sickness, headaches, hangovers, and vomiting. May lead to stronger things, such as sex, fun, sex, and more drinking. After a long-term drinking habit, alcohol causes damage to the liver.
So what's the big fuckin deal? Like marijuana, alcohol is a depressant. Therefor, it is supposed to be very bad for the mental health of depressed and bipolar people. It also causes cirrhosis(sp?) of the liver. But, besides all that shit, it's actually been determined healthy for adults to drink a glass of wine with dinner every day. Drink up, mothafuckas!


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